Making Baby Jesus Cry

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
I have to say the whole "life is too complex to have developed through evolution, and a higher power must have had a hand in guiding it" argument strikes me as very similar to Barbie saying "Math is hard!"

I have no particular problem with your second proposal, so long as the moronism is freely chosen - meaning the kids must be properly taught, so as to have the opportunity to reject on an informed basis, evolution before being sterilized and assigned to the positions of servitude that they profess to want back so badly from the illegal Mexican laborers who have greedily stolen them away.

Maybe Ty@50 can tell us whether or not you need to apologise to the Board for the above. No offence.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by juan, usmc
Hola, Hank, mi amigo,

Le venderé mi calcetín, "el juan original", para el precio de un meeeelyun dólares.

sinceramenta,

Juan, el marino original de los Estados Unidos.

ep: ha sido un rato largo desde que usted escribió. ¿está usted enojado?

Ty, is this deletable? I don't speak Spanish so I am not sure if it is offensive.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
I have to say the whole "life is too complex to have developed through evolution, and a higher power must have had a hand in guiding it" argument strikes me as very similar to Barbie saying "Math is hard!"

I have no particular problem with your second proposal, so long as the moronism is freely chosen - meaning the kids must be properly taught, so as to have the opportunity to reject on an informed basis, evolution before being sterilized and assigned to the positions of servitude that they profess to want back so badly from the illegal Mexican laborers who have greedily stolen them away.

The whole intelligent design vs. evolution argument is such silliness. The theories are not mutually exclusive. Why can't you believe in God and evolution at the same time? Catholics have been doing it since Darwinism became generally accepted. If one of the most regressive religions in so many other regards admits evolution, you know its gotta be a pretty solid theory.

Creationists, OTOH, aren't worth discussing. They're like Jim Jones' followers or Scientologists. Some folks are just idiots, and there's never going to be any reasoning with them.

I think creationism is just another way for dumb bible belt trash to thumb its nose at the rest of the country. Let em teach what they want and move on to the next topic. Get them off the televisions and back on the fairways and lawn tractors.

[Penske_Account]

President Bush today took direct aim at Cindy Sheehan, the anti-war protester who has set up camp near the Bushes Texas ranch and purports to speak for military moms who, like her, have lost a son in the Iraq war.

Speaking to hundreds of Idaho National Guardsmen, the president singled out military mom Tammy Pruett of Pocatello, Idaho, whose husband and five sons have all served in Iraq.

"Tammy says this -- and I want you to hear this -- 'I know that if something happens to one of the boys, they would leave this world doing what they believe, what they think is right for our country.'

"And I guess you couldn't ask for a better way of life than giving it for something that you believe in. America lives in freedom because of families like the Pruetts."

The crowd, made up mostly of military family members, broke into cheers and chants of "U-S-A! U-S-A!"

TWO REAL AMERICAN HERO:

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
President Bush today took direct aim at Cindy Sheehan, the anti-war protester who has set up camp near the Bushes Texas ranch and purports to speak for military moms who, like her, have lost a son in the Iraq war.

Speaking to hundreds of Idaho National Guardsmen, the president singled out military mom Tammy Pruett of Pocatello, Idaho, whose husband and five sons have all served in Iraq.

"Tammy says this -- and I want you to hear this -- 'I know that if something happens to one of the boys, they would leave this world doing what they believe, what they think is right for our country.'

"And I guess you couldn't ask for a better way of life than giving it for something that you believe in. America lives in freedom because of families like the Pruetts."

The crowd, made up mostly of military family members, broke into cheers and chants of "U-S-A! U-S-A!"

TWO REAL AMERICAN HERO:

PS: Cindy, almost forgot:

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
President Bush today took direct aim at Cindy Sheehan,

A Drudge exclusive. Wow. Drudge traveled to Idaho?

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Gattigap
A Drudge exclusive. Wow. Drudge traveled to Idaho?

He goes where he has to to report the truth. I'm sure the MSM is still in Crawford with yesterdays news.

How sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet it is

[Ty@50]

Originally posted by Gattigap
A Drudge exclusive. Wow. Drudge traveled to Idaho?

In a few years there are allegations that Gatigap hates the Jews. He denies it, and most people allow him back into the fold. Some claim they saw the handwriting in the direction his carefully controlled PB posts travel.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Ty@50
In a few years there are allegations that Gatigap hates the Jews. He denies it, and most people allow him back into the fold. Some claim they saw the handwriting in the direction his carefully controlled PB posts travel.

Ty@50, do you know if he got caught with the below as his screensaver?

[Penske_Account]

HI!! I'M A MEDIAWHORE!!! LOOK AT ME!!! LOOK AT ME!!!


oops, no wait, I am a grieving mother, ohhh noooo, I feel feint.........look at me, i'm feinting...

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Wait... Not Bob is the Serbian tranny? Fuuuuccck me. It was in front of my eyes all along... so obvious.

Hey, a guy puts a dress on once or twice, and all of a sudden he gets labeled a "tranny"?

Anyway, I could never go for a guy with facial hair. Too icky.

[nononono]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Hey, a guy puts a dress on once or twice, and all of a sudden he gets labeled a "tranny"?

Anyway, I could never go for a guy with facial hair. Too icky.

Oh, come on, Not Bob, they know.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by nononono
Oh, come on, Not Bob, they know.

Fuck. Well, guess I'll have to slink away in shame.

Wait a second. In these shoes? I don't think so.

[nononono]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Fuck. Well, guess I'll have to slink away in shame.

Wait a second. In these shoes? I don't think so.

Gosh, darn it, give those back. If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times. And they clash with that skirt.