It's all about me - Page 183

NotFromHere · 08-03-2004, 06:57 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I don't see the racial aspect of this, unless you left some part out about the housekeeper not having car insurance or how the Holocaust was a hoax or something.

I'm with you on this. And I'm pretty sure I speak English so I don't think that's it.
Was it the ghost?

Not to change topics or anything, or maybe it is to change topics, isn't JustForFun a sock?

ltl/fb · 08-03-2004, 06:59 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I don't see the racial aspect of this, unless you left some part out about the housekeeper not having car insurance or how the Holocaust was a hoax or something.

The husband appears to have been canine -- so I think it's more of an interspecies thing than a racial thing.

I'm trying to decide if it's good or bad that our resident lizard didn't pick up on this. Perhaps he is species-blind.

Not Me · 08-03-2004, 07:06 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Flip this pussy. It's time for you to start over.

Hey Fatticus I hear an ambulance siren outside. Better put your running shoes on!

NotFromHere · 08-03-2004, 07:08 PM

You're starting to sound like Hank.

NotFromHere · 08-03-2004, 07:09 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
The husband appears to have been canine -- so I think it's more of an interspecies thing than a racial thing.

I'm trying to decide if it's good or bad that our resident lizard didn't pick up on this. Perhaps he is species-blind.

Then how did he shoot the wife? Wouldn't she have been a bitch?

ltl/fb · 08-03-2004, 07:15 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Then how did he shoot the wife? Wouldn't she have been a bitch?

I'm betting it was some kind of shepherd dog, like maybe an Australian Shepherd. They're smarter, and understand English better, than some people on this board.

LessinSF · 08-03-2004, 07:18 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Other than having sex with women while claiming to be single, I'm not sure what other behaviors of unmarrieds we would look for. Not going to Bed, Bath and Beyond?

Nope. I had to go there the other day for new sheets and a mattress pad after my "date" bled all over them. we were role-playing "Mormon marriage."

Hank Chinaski · 08-03-2004, 07:20 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere

So here's a story about a porno company that specializes in real breasts; most famous star is Mary Carey who ran for Cali govenor on a no implant platform. But anyway, the company will pay for female US solidiers who don't take advantage of the FREE IMPLANTS the military offers.

http://www.ncbuy.com/news/2004-08-02/1010226.html

Is this for real (the free implants, not the reward for foregoing)?
Be all you can be?

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 08-03-2004, 07:23 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
Nope. I had to go there the other day for new sheets and a mattress pad after my "date" bled all over them. we were role-playing "Mormon marriage."

Mmmmm, sacred undergarments...

NotFromHere · 08-03-2004, 07:24 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
So here's a story about a porno company that specializes in real breasts; most famous star is Mary Carey who ran for Cali govenor on a no implant platform. But anyway, the company will pay for female US solidiers who don't take advantage of the FREE IMPLANTS the military offers.

http://www.ncbuy.com/news/2004-08-02/1010226.html

Is this for real (the free implants, not the reward for foregoing)?
Be all you can be?

Yes. We had this discussion while you were off your meds. Apparently the military docs need to "practice" on someone before they enter civilian life and do it for real.

NotFromHere · 08-03-2004, 07:26 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm betting it was some kind of shepherd dog, like maybe an Australian Shepherd. They're smarter, and understand English better, than some people on this board.

I thought she was the Shepherd? Damn, now I'm confused. So he was the wiener dog? I hear they're damn smart - all the truffle hunting and crotch sniffing.

NotFromHere · 08-03-2004, 07:31 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
Nope. I had to go there the other day for new sheets and a mattress pad after my "date" bled all over them. we were role-playing "Mormon marriage."

So you were the naked guy outside the hotel room? Did you order the porno once you figured out your wife was never coming home?

woo hoo, trifecta!

Not Me · 08-03-2004, 07:34 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
So here's a story about a porno company that specializes in real breasts; most famous star is Mary Carey

They are real and gross, too. Have you seen them?

Pretty Little Flower · 08-03-2004, 07:34 PM

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Originally posted by Not Me
Hey Fatticus I hear an ambulance siren outside. Better put your running shoes on!

Aaaaaawwwwww shiiiiit!!!!! Not Me put the total BEAT DOWN on old Fatticus! Atty Grinch ain't gonna take that one lying down. This shit is ON!!! It's gonna get UGLY around here real fast. It's not even Friday and shit's getting raw and brutal.

ltl/fb · 08-03-2004, 07:35 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
So you were the naked guy outside the hotel room? Did you order the porno?

Husband was "caucasian mutt" and wife was Austrian. So I guess he was maybe a mixture of breeds of dogs found in the Caucuses. Wonder if they have shepherds too.