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[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Yesterday I was in a bookstore trying to stay cool, and after browsing through The Very Best Baby Name Book In The Whole Fucking Universe, my sperm donor and I came across a sexual position a day book (imagine, right there in the baby and family section!!). The position for my birthday involved his sitting in a rocking chair while I assume (tee hee!) a wheelbarrow position with my hands on the floor. Obviously this is one we're going to have to save for 2006. But I digress.

It was the titles of the positions that really amused me. E.g., the position for the putative father's birthday is called "The HindQuarterly Review," and it involves the woman bent over a desk while the man sits in an office chair behind her.

And I'm not sure if this one falls on Fringey's birthday, but there's a MFM double penetration scenario called "When Harry Met Sally and Frank."

These ones amuse me:

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Are dorm rooms where you find paradise lately?

No such poster here, but we do find some nice TITS!

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Rap does nothing for me. I've tried. More than once. I've tried to use it to keep my pace when I'm running, etc. Nothing.

Try a little DMX when you're lifting.

TM

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
These ones amuse me:

There are a lot of positions out there that have a "so I can say I tried it" quality. And (almost) anything that makes you laugh in bed is good, too.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
There are a lot of positions out there that have a "so I can say I tried it" quality. And (almost) anything that makes you laugh in bed is good, too.

Yes. You could not really attempt this without laughing:

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
No such poster here, but we do find some nice TITS!

A little cropping, and I think we've found no-times-4's avatar!

coincidence that the b-and-w avatar offenders were both repetitive in their moniker selection or is g3 having a bit of fun with us by becoming n4?

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Yes. You could not really attempt this without laughing:

Torville and Dean? As if.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
What photo is on dorm rooms? i assume you eliminating all schools outside the Ivys?

This one:



And no. I know I saw it plenty in my college days. Which were seriously devoid of ivy, unless weekend road trips to fuck guys at Cornell count.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by nononono
I figured. It's not too terribly original, I understand, to grab this style photo. But at least it wasn't the kiss in front of the Hotel de Ville one.

Just change it. It's boring. And since you've posted nothing interesting (other than the MR insults), you should change what you can.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large

That is sebby in college.

TM

[dtb]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Yes. You could not really attempt this without laughing:

I can't even look at the picture without laughing.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
This one:



And no. I know I saw it plenty in my college days. Which were seriously devoid of ivy, unless weekend road trips to fuck guys at Cornell count.

you hung out with the wrong kind of guys in college

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Just change it. It's boring. And since you've posted nothing interesting (other than the MR insults), you should change what you can.

TM

Damn, Thurgreed. Going after FBA, sebby, and a newber all in one day. Really harvesting the low-hanging fruit today, aren't you?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Damn, Thurgreed. Going after FBA, sebby, and a newber all in one day. Really harvesting the low-hanging fruit today, aren't you?

I was going after none of these people -- just being helpful in each instance, as is my way.

TM

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Really harvesting the low-hanging fruit today, aren't you?

Take it to the Spanky board.