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ltl/fb · 11-02-2006, 11:15 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I think I could work that if I tried hard enough.

No, it's not. Otherwise, every lap dance would have been a violation.

If you just want strange breasts, get more lap dances?

nononono · 11-02-2006, 11:17 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I think I could work that if I tried hard enough.

No, it's not. Otherwise, every lap dance would have been a violation.

There are whole, huge communities of people who are more than happy to work this with you. This should not be difficult for you to do, provided the Mrs. is on board.

Penske_Account · 11-02-2006, 11:18 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I have no objection to anyone ripping anybody else so long as it's amusing. Generally, in re ripping PP, the first rip is funny, but then a bunch of dull "me toos" fold into the draft behind the ripper's post.

That said, usually, PP responds to the rip, not infrequently creating a basis for a second rip. The solution to the problem is that if PP waishes to reply to the first rip, she wait to respond, then craft a solid response that will be respected as logical and/or funny, and not invite a second rip, or just take a breather and wait for the first rip to get bureid under a pile of new posts. The responsibility here is on both sides.

The entire "2." thing is pretty fucking stupid. It's ok as an opening, like "2, and I also think..." But as a stand alone post, its senseless. I don't need to know if somebody agrees with somebody else and has nothing to add. If anyone wants to tell someone they agree in that fashion, a PM seems to be to be the proper method of doing so.

2!

Pretty Little Flower · 11-02-2006, 11:18 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I can do the 3X a day bit on vacation.

But work makes me so angry and depressed that it quite literally made that impossible for the past few years.

I had drunk sex last week... That kind where you're grinding like a lunatic to keep hitting the right spot, then slamming to a plateau and not feeling anything - perfectly painless, just going with the moment... I woke up the next day with an intense pain in my groin. Thankfully, it went away. I think I strained something. Couldn't sit right for a few days. Getting old blows. I used to be able to run like an inudustrial jackhammer. Now I'm an old fuck...

Aw yeah, bro, nothing turns chicks on like the phrase "industrial jackhammer"!

"Ooh baby, take my hole and make it bigger with relentless and destructive ultra-fast pounding!" If only I had a nickel for every time I heard that.

sebastian_dangerfield · 11-02-2006, 11:19 AM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
30s, schmirties -- I have been like this since I was 18. It's a blessing and a curse.

Yeh, well you're pretty lucky. You get multiple orgasms. I get jealous watching women come. Don't get me wrong. I like the male orgasm just fine. But I'm not losing my shit, yelling, writhing around... And I'm not getting minutes of an orgasm.

A woman's orgasm seems comparable to cocaine, whereas a man's is like crack, or a nitrous balloon. Intense, but way too fucking short.

Then again, I don't know if I could handle that feeling for an extended period of time. Maybe ours is more intense than yours. I guess I'll never know. Another question I'll put on my list of things to ask St. Peter...

ThurgreedMarshall · 11-02-2006, 11:21 AM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
To be fair, the white and Latino women come off just as bad (if not worse) than the black women. I think it's more ghettosploitation. Like Jerry Springer.

Actually, that's probably the most limited way possible to look at it.

Think about all of the Bachelors, Joe Millionaires, Bachelorettes, etc. And then think about the one time they have a black man in the position of the Bachelor and the differences between the two types of shows. Sure, Flav is involved, but he is mostly a caricature of black stereotypes being exploited by the network.

The women are all uneducated hos and are rarely shown in a positive light. And sure, that's part of the fun of the show, but question exactly why you haven't seen a black man as the center of one of these shows without the foolishness.

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Originally posted by barely_legal
I like that Toasty got kicked off for doing "porn" (which apparently consisted of pictures of her masturbating), and Nibblz was kicked off for charging people to watch her pole dance on the internet (and Flav didn't want his children exposed to that) and Deleeshus is portrayed as a stand-up, churchgoing ,doting mother when in actuality she has her own pay-per-view website and pictures of her naked ass are all over the internet.

Toasty got kicked off for lying. Flav was very clear about that. He asked her, straight up, if she was into it and she lied to his face.

Nibblz got kicked off not just because she pole dances on the internet, but because she was basically fucking his friends and embarassing herself and him (if that's possible) at the pool party.

I don't think Flav cares about how much of a whore you are. He just wants you to act the role of a halfway decent person when his kids are around.

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Originally posted by barely_legal
To be honest, the only female this season who didn't come off as a complete ho was New York. She may have "taken a chunk" out of Flav, but at least there aren't hoochie photos of her all over the internet and she hasn't participated in any of those porn-y magazine layouts that all the other girls (including the supposed virgin, Tiger) have done.

I disagree. I think New York is the biggest whore of the bunch, because she is all about tv, attention and fame. She knew what she was doing when she said she would run things when she and Flav were together. She knew she wouldn't win and would have another opportunity to create a huge scene. She fucked Flav again and again, first, thinking it would allow her to be with him and be a star on his arm and then because she saw that it would get her 15 more minutes and clearly, her own show.

TM

sebastian_dangerfield · 11-02-2006, 11:22 AM

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Originally posted by nononono
There are whole, huge communities of people who are more than happy to work this with you. This should not be difficult for you to do, provided the Mrs. is on board.

It's against my religion to exploit the blind or the retarded.

sebastian_dangerfield · 11-02-2006, 11:24 AM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Aw yeah, bro, nothing turns chicks on like the phrase "industrial jackhammer"!

"Ooh baby, take my hole and make it bigger with relentless and destructive ultra-fast pounding!" If only I had a nickel for every time I heard that.

Novice...

You always finish with the hard stuff. It's like the guitar blowout at the end of "Freebird." You can't close with "The Crystal Ship."

barely_legal · 11-02-2006, 11:25 AM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Actually, that's probably the most limited way possible to look at it.

Think about all of the Bachelors, Joe Millionaires, Bachelorettes, etc. And then think about the one time they have a black man in the position of the Bachelor and the differences between the two types of shows. Sure, Flav is involved, but he is mostly a caricature of black stereotypes being exploited by the network.

The women are all uneducated hos and are rarely shown in a positive light. And sure, that's part of the fun of the show, but question exactly why you haven't seen a black man as the center of one of these shows without the foolishness.

Toasty got kicked off for lying. Flav was very clear about that. He asked her, straight up, if she was into it and she lied to his face.

Nibblz got kicked off not just because she pole dances on the internet, but because she was basically fucking his friends and embarassing herself and him (if that's possible) at the pool party.

I don't think Flav cares about how much of a whore you are. He just wants you to act the role of a halfway decent person when his kids are around.

I disagree. I think New York is the biggest whore of the bunch, because she is all about tv, attention and fame. She knew what she was doing when she said she would run things when she and Flav were together. She knew she wouldn't win and would have another opportunity to create a huge scene. She fucked Flav again and again, first, thinking it would allow her to be with him and be a star on his arm and then because she saw that it would get her 15 more minutes and clearly, her own show.

TM

Are you saying you want your own show?

ThurgreedMarshall · 11-02-2006, 11:28 AM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
Are you saying you want your own show?

Not with my gf. I enjoy breathing.

TM

Replaced_Texan · 11-02-2006, 11:29 AM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Yeh, well you're pretty lucky. You get multiple orgasms. I get jealous watching women come. Don't get me wrong. I like the male orgasm just fine. But I'm not losing my shit, yelling, writhing around... And I'm not getting minutes of an orgasm.

A woman's orgasm seems comparable to cocaine, whereas a man's is like crack, or a nitrous balloon. Intense, but way too fucking short.

Then again, I don't know if I could handle that feeling for an extended period of time. Maybe ours is more intense than yours. I guess I'll never know. Another question I'll put on my list of things to ask St. Peter...

I am also a fan of the female orgasm.

Hank Chinaski · 11-02-2006, 11:29 AM

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Aw yeah, bro, nothing turns chicks on like the phrase "industrial jackhammer"!

"Ooh baby, take my hole and make it bigger with relentless and destructive ultra-fast pounding!" If only I had a nickel for every time I heard that.

:blush: :blush: It was only after the first three or four times that your wife admitted that you giving her permission to cheat included your being allowed to hide in the closet.

Penske- Style Posts!TM

bold_n_brazen · 11-02-2006, 11:31 AM

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Originally posted by barely_legal
Are you saying you want your own show?

I would totally watch that!

barely_legal · 11-02-2006, 11:31 AM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Not with my gf. I enjoy breathing.

TM

Your gf is New York?

ltl/fb · 11-02-2006, 11:31 AM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I am also a fan of the female orgasm.

I am a fan of orgasms generally.

When y'all make the boy android, can you make it so that it is more like a 19-y-o or whatever in terms of ability to do it over and over and over and over again? TIA!!