Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

And I dont knwo why. It isnt the usual suspects. Not a new bra, not pms, not pregnant, not breast cancer (according to my gyno). fuck. what is it? are they growing? can a woman of a certain age suddenly have a growth spurt in the tits if there is no weight gain elsewhere?

[SlaveNoMore]

paigowprincess
how many of you believe penske when he says that a sock is serioulsy not his?

I do 99 44/100ths percent of the time

[SlaveNoMore]

paigowprincess
And I dont knwo why. It isnt the usual suspects. Not a new bra, not pms, not pregnant, not breast cancer (according to my gyno). fuck. what is it? are they growing? can a woman of a certain age suddenly have a growth spurt in the tits if there is no weight gain elsewhere?

After engagement, numerous women get fat.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
And I dont knwo why. It isnt the usual suspects. Not a new bra, not pms, not pregnant, not breast cancer (according to my gyno). fuck. what is it? are they growing? can a woman of a certain age suddenly have a growth spurt in the tits if there is no weight gain elsewhere?

Overuse? Beating by bf?

[Jimmy Dean]

Well, that Sara Lee bitch has forced me into retirement.

http://www.myplainview.com/APTexas/p...80670MO1.shtml

Since I will no longer be a shill for Sara, I am looking for other avenues for my creative output. I would be interested in sponsoring this site to enhance sausage awareness. Perhaps February can be FB Sausage Awareness month? If this is possible, I would like to send out a newsletter. Something like this:


"Dear Robust Puppy, February is a great time to try new sausage! With our extensive experience in the sausage industry, we here at Jimmy Dean have the expertise to help you find the sausage of your dreams!"

[bilmore]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
And I dont knwo why. It isnt the usual suspects. Not a new bra, not pms, not pregnant, not breast cancer (according to my gyno). fuck. what is it? are they growing? can a woman of a certain age suddenly have a growth spurt in the tits if there is no weight gain elsewhere?

It's natural.

Oh, and you'll start growing hair in new places on your body, soon, too.

(This explains so much.)

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
After engagement, numerous women get fat.

I thought engagement meant starve and purge for wedding photos?

After wedding is when the fat comes.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
And I dont knwo why. It isnt the usual suspects. Not a new bra, not pms, not pregnant, not breast cancer (according to my gyno). fuck. what is it? are they growing? can a woman of a certain age suddenly have a growth spurt in the tits if there is no weight gain elsewhere?

There may be something to this. My dick hurts.

[Not Me]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
And I dont knwo why. It isnt the usual suspects. Not a new bra, not pms, not pregnant, not breast cancer (according to my gyno). fuck. what is it? are they growing? can a woman of a certain age suddenly have a growth spurt in the tits if there is no weight gain elsewhere?

It is the isoflavonoids in the soy. They have estrogenic effects. And if you still have your uterus, the unopposed (by progesterone) estrogenic effects are increasing your risk of endometrial cancer.

See, natural isn't necessarily better.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
There may be something to this. My dick hurts.

I'm sorry. I tried not to use my teeth, but sometimes I get excited and clumsy.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
There may be something to this. My dick hurts.

That has something to do with going for that record of 16. I still don't think 7 was actually a completion, but I'll wait till we process the tape to complain.

[Shape Shifter]

IOriginally posted by Pretty Little Flower 'm sorry. I tried not to use my teeth, but sometimes I get excited and clumsy.

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
That has something to do with going for that record of 16. I still don't think 7 was acually a completion, but I'll wait till we process the tape to complain.

I think it's just the platinum.

[SlaveNoMore]

Did you just call me Coltrane?
I thought engagement meant starve and purge for wedding photos?

After wedding is when the fat comes.

Ah yes, the "Bait and Switch"

Doesn't matter - not risking either.

[purse junkie]

Originally posted by baltassoc
Not to mention that JC wasn't a spinster -- it's well documented that he hooked up with Mary Madgaliane (sp?), who later moved with their child to the then-greek colony of Marseilles on the coast of Gaul, creating a bloodline that would eventually become to Monrovians, who would interbreed with the Rothscholds and eventually take over Europe, which to this day they control with the cooperation and help of the Zionist swiss bankers.

I read it in a book. It must be true.

Mein Kampf?

[dtb]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Dtb, we need some very basic work here.

Note, "manpleaser" is singular, not plural. Note that if multiple men are involved ... the plural is irregular ("skank").

Not only do I agree (and heartily, at that), I am including this on my seminal (not that kind of seminal you pervs!) work on the subject. I'm still looking for a title.

All I know is it's got to have "hyphen" in the title -- and you wisecrackers (as opposed to wise crackers -- which may be an oxymoron... I'll have to get back to you on that) will be sure to come up with something at least as catchy (and probably far more uncivilized) as "Eats Shoots and Leaves"! Witnessing the unbridled success with which that little ditty was met was a watershed moment for me, I tell you!

Play to your strengths (kind of like "write what you know" -- except that I made that up) and all that -- even if your strengths involve caring passionately and deeply about issues that no one seems to give a rat's ass about. That's what I always say.