It's all about me - Page 184

NotFromHere · 08-03-2004, 07:40 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Husband was "caucasian mutt" and wife was Austrian. So I guess he was maybe a mixture of breeds of dogs found in the Caucuses. Wonder if they have shepherds too.

How does the wiener dog fit in?

ltl/fb · 08-03-2004, 07:43 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
How does the wiener dog fit in?

I think the "wiener dog" is a part of one of your dreams. Maybe you should chat with your husband.

greatwhitenorthchick · 08-03-2004, 07:46 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think the "wiener dog" is a part of one of your dreams. Maybe you should chat with your husband.

Isn't Vienna "Wien" auf Deutsch? An inhabitant of Wien would be a Wiener. That's where the wiener dog comes in.

(happy to help, although I have not been following this beastiality thread)

Atticus Grinch · 08-03-2004, 07:53 PM

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Originally posted by Not Me
Hey Fatticus I hear an ambulance siren outside. Better put your running shoes on!

It's said that the most cutting-edge comedy is always to be found in animation because it gives the creator entirely fictional characters, all freed from the oppressive bounds of time, space, and reality. This special power to invent one's one rules has given geniuses from Walt Disney and Chuck Jones to Matt Groening and Adam Reed the ability to amuse audiences by breaking all conventions and ratcheting up the absurdity to surreal levels.

I guess there are exceptions.

NotFromHere · 08-03-2004, 07:56 PM

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Isn't Vienna "Wien" auf Deutsch? An inhabitant of Wien would be a Wiener. That's where the wiener dog comes in.

(happy to help, although I have not been following this beastiality thread)

No bestiality, just crotch sniffing.

Effete Liberal Snob · 08-03-2004, 07:58 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
It's said that the most cutting-edge comedy is always to be found in animation because it gives the creator entirely fictional characters, all freed from the oppressive bounds of time, space, and reality.

I guess there are exceptions.

Clearly you've never met Howard Dean.

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

ThurgreedMarshall · 08-03-2004, 08:26 PM

Girl testifies Disney's Tigger molested her
Tuesday, August 3, 2004 Posted: 12:14 PM EDT (1614 GMT)

Michael Chartrand is accused of touching a 13-year-old girl's breast while dressed in his Tigger costume at Walt Disney World.

ORLANDO, Florida (AP) -- A 13-year-old girl testified Monday that a Walt Disney World worker dressed as the beloved character Tigger fondled her breast while she posed for a photo with him and her mother.

http://www.cnn.com/2004/LAW/08/03/ti....ap/index.html

TM

LessinSF · 08-03-2004, 08:36 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Girl testifies Disney's Tigger molested her...

It gets weirder. Disney has suugested that the Tigger costume be dyed black or white and its ears be removed when in court to protect the image.

Moreover, the defendant's lawyer has also played Tigger at Disney, and works part-time as a costumed character at the theme park. He said he reached out to Chartrand because he thought he was uniquely qualified to defend him. (By playing Tigger I assume, not for being a part-time puppet/part-time attorney)

Prosecutors hope to use as evidence about 200 photographs of tourists posing with Tigger and other characters. But the defense claims there's no way to prove Chartrand was in all the photos.

The defense also expects jurors to take the costume with them during deliberations where they can handle it and put on the mask and gloves, by which they might realize how difficult it would be to grope a young girl.

http://www.ledger-enquirer.com/mld/l...on/9296014.htm

Hank Chinaski · 08-03-2004, 08:37 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
You're starting to sound like Hank.

Normally, you would be dead as fucking fried chicken by now, but since I'm in a transitional period, I don't want to kill your ass.

LessinSF · 08-03-2004, 08:39 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
Charged Tigger

Personally, I don't beleive he did it, at least intentionally, because one of the wonderful things about Tiggers is that they are flouncey. Plus, their tops are made out of rubbers.

Atticus Grinch · 08-03-2004, 08:41 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
Moreover, the defendant's lawyer has also played Tigger at Disney, and works part-time as a costumed character at the theme park. He said he reached out to Chartrand because he thought he was uniquely qualified to defend him. (By playing Tigger I assume, not for being a part-time puppet/part-time attorney)

All attorneys are uniquely qualified to represent puppets. Some of us more than others.

ETA: Apologies for what is likely a whiff.

Anne Elk · 08-03-2004, 08:47 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

Girl testifies Disney's Tigger molested her
Tuesday, August 3, 2004 Posted: 12:14 PM EDT (1614 GMT)

TM

When I was a wee lass (5 or 6) the family went to Disney World. I was having a great time until Chip and Dale decided to tickle me. They finally stopped when I peed (how many e's?) in my pants. I was mortified. My parents pretty pissed off that they had to take the whole crew back to the hotel so I could change my clothes.

Should we have sued?

Fucking chipmunks.

Hank Chinaski · 08-03-2004, 09:00 PM

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Originally posted by LessinSF
Personally, I don't beleive he did it, at least intentionally, because one of the wonderful things about Tiggers is that they are flouncey. Plus, their tops are made out of rubbers.

The Disney charecters don't have hands (except for the Princesses-). They have those big stuffed paws that look real, but are useless as a hand. There would be no feel to the guy rubbing the girl. He's innocent.

Nut Case, Sensitive · 08-03-2004, 09:07 PM

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Originally posted by Anne Elk
When I was a wee lass (5 or 6) the family went to Disney World. I was having a great time until Chip and Dale decided to tickle me. They finally stopped when I peed (how many e's?) in my pants. I was mortified. My parents pretty pissed off that they had to take the whole crew back to the hotel so I could change my clothes.

Should we have sued?

Fucking chipmunks.

Yes, Sister, Sue, Sue Sue! Sue the Nuts off them. Monks indeed.

Fucking Nutso chipmunks, always stealing my nuts, tickling little girls, and fondling breasts. And always stealing my nuts, too.

NutS!

LessinSF · 08-03-2004, 09:11 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
The Disney charecters don't have hands (except for the Princesses-). They have those big stuffed paws that look real, but are useless as a hand. There would be no feel to the guy rubbing the girl. He's innocent.

As defense counsel is arguing. He says the hands are like oven mitts, with a thumb and a big finger area. Ooh, big fingers.

Enough - off for the best night of TV of the week. Two hours of poker, Last Comic Standing, Big Brother, Amazing Race, Outback Jack, and Trading Spouses.