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09-30-2004, 03:44 PM
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#2746
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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An endless aching need
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
or curled up under their desks thinking of abused children (I skip that track)
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Just change the words when you sing along:
They bill in the dark, so you can’t see their tears
They slave through the night, so you can’t see their fears
Forgive and forget, long as they pay
Cash and pain become one and the same
In the eyes of a big firm GA
Because hell
Hell is for GAs
And you know their professional lives can become such a mess
Hell
Hell is for GAs
And you shouldn’t have to pay for your loans with your bones and your flesh
It’s all so confusing, this brutal abusing
They say your work’s trash, and then give you more cash
You’re partner’s good girl, don’t tell HR a thing
Be a good boy and you can buy a new toy
Tell your wife that she’ll see you next spring
Because hell
Hell is for GAs
And you know their professional lives can become such a mess
Hell
Hell is for GAs
And you shouldn’t have to pay for your loans with your bones and your flesh
Oh, hell is for GAs!
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09-30-2004, 04:05 PM
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#2747
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: All American Burger
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We have a mission .... to convert the Jeewwwwwws
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I concur with the dissent. The Spanish Inquisition dance number alone should put it on the list.
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I write separately to express my bewilderment at the exclusion of "The Producers" from the list...
Dancing Nazi's -- now that's funny!! |
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09-30-2004, 04:08 PM
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#2748
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Apathy rocks!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: under a rock
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Speaking of watching hockey in Montreal, does anyone know how long it takes to drive across the border? I'm booking tickets for a trip that will involve crossing the border not long before a flight, and I'm wondering how much time to involve. If your answer is based on Not Bob's dreams, please make that clear so I can plan accordingly.
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Which border, which crossing and how much contraband will you have?
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that not going to last. - Proust
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09-30-2004, 04:10 PM
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#2749
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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We have a mission .... to convert the Jeewwwwwws
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
I write separately to express my bewilderment at the exclusion of "The Producers" from the list...
Dancing Nazi's -- now that's funny!!
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The Twelve Chairs was pretty good also.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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09-30-2004, 04:20 PM
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#2750
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Speaking of watching hockey in Montreal, does anyone know how long it takes to drive across the border? I'm booking tickets for a trip that will involve crossing the border not long before a flight, and I'm wondering how much time to involve. If your answer is based on Not Bob's dreams, please make that clear so I can plan accordingly.
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Which border?
If it's the Canadian one, it depends on where you are crossing, and, to some extent, your swarthiness. |
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09-30-2004, 04:23 PM
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#2751
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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Quote:
Tyrone Slothrop
.... I'm booking tickets for a trip that will involve crossing the border not long before a flight, and I'm wondering how much time to involve....
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Calling John Ashcroft!!!!! |
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09-30-2004, 04:31 PM
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#2752
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,713
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Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Speaking of watching hockey in Montreal, does anyone know how long it takes to drive across the border? I'm booking tickets for a trip that will involve crossing the border not long before a flight, and I'm wondering how much time to involve. If your answer is based on Not Bob's dreams, please make that clear so I can plan accordingly.
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As others have said, it probably matters which border but assuming you mean one of the New England borders, I've found it takes about 5-10 minutes crossing into Canada and more like 10-20 to cross into the U.S. The Americans are definitely more vigilant but overall it's not hugely different from pre-9/11 in my experience. It's worth it to bring your passport for expediency. |
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09-30-2004, 04:32 PM
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#2753
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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To Our Newest Member
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Shouldn't that be monkey-fucking? dtb?
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If used as an adjective, yes. If a verb, no. |
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09-30-2004, 04:32 PM
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#2754
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
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To Our Newest Member
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
If the scribe is a monkey, would it not fuck other monkeys? dtb?
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I'm tapped out, man. I don't know. |
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09-30-2004, 04:32 PM
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#2755
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sparklehorse
As others have said, it probably matters which border but assuming you mean one of the New England borders, I've found it takes about 5-10 minutes crossing into Canada and more like 10-20 to cross into the U.S. The Americans are definitely more vigilant but overall it's not hugely different from pre-9/11 in my experience. It's worth it to bring your passport for expediency.
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I found this to be exactly opposite in Windsor/Detroit. The Canadians ask you all kinds of questions while you can basically drive right through to the US.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-30-2004, 04:35 PM
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#2756
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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At least it wasn't a horse's ass
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think wanker would fuck that ass.
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Why? I wouldn't fuck yours.
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09-30-2004, 04:42 PM
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#2757
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
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An endless aching need
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Just change the words when you sing along:
Because hell
Hell is for GAs
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Bravo, Ollie, bravo. |
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09-30-2004, 04:47 PM
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#2758
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Quote:
Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I found this to be exactly opposite in Windsor/Detroit. The Canadians ask you all kinds of questions while you can basically drive right through to the US.
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The Canadians know you're in a hurry getting to Cheetah's and are just fucking with you by holding you up. Next time hold 5 bucks US out the window as you roll up to the booth.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 09-30-2004 at 04:52 PM..
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09-30-2004, 04:58 PM
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#2759
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
The Canadians know you're in a hurry getting to Cheetah's and are just fucking with you by holding you up. Next time hold 5 bucks US out the window as you roll up to the booth.
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That's a waste of a lap dance from Shelly of the Ukraine!
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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09-30-2004, 05:08 PM
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#2760
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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An endless aching need
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Just change the words when you sing along:
They bill in the dark, so you can’t see their tears
They slave through the night, so you can’t see their fears
Forgive and forget, long as they pay
Cash and pain become one and the same
In the eyes of a big firm GA
Because hell
Hell is for GAs
And you know their professional lives can become such a mess
Hell
Hell is for GAs
And you shouldn’t have to pay for your loans with your bones and your flesh
It’s all so confusing, this brutal abusing
They say your work’s trash, and then give you more cash
You’re partner’s good girl, don’t tell HR a thing
Be a good boy and you can buy a new toy
Tell your wife that she’ll see you next spring
Because hell
Hell is for GAs
And you know their professional lives can become such a mess
Hell
Hell is for GAs
And you shouldn’t have to pay for your loans with your bones and your flesh
Oh, hell is for GAs!
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Nice work, but others have done far better with Benatar.
http://lawtalkers.com/forums/showthr...9541#post39541
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