Happy Birthday, Preston Michael Spears Federline and other Certain Special Someones! - Page 184

spookyfish · 10-03-2005, 06:26 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski

Looks like Tina Yothers has taken up with Gilbert Gottfried.

NotFromHere · 10-03-2005, 06:31 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Hey Girl

I am very behind on gossip these days. So behind, your old news will seem new. I saw that the praying mantis with tits dumped Paris Latsis. Has he been confirmed a gay, as I predicted?

What is the latest on Brangelina? Are they engaged? IS he gonna bail bc of her third world children (as Howard thinks)?

I can't believe I'm answering this.

Paris H. says she is not ready for marriage. Reports say she was hitting on a guy at a photo shoot. I guess she's just not ready for 1 dick the rest of her life. Paris L has not been confirmed a gay.

"I have seen the breakups between people who love each other and rush into getting married too quickly," Hilton said in a statement released to The Associated Press. "I do not want to make that mistake."

She also does not want to be compared to Britney - in the rush into marriage have a baby thing.

"Here are three words we hoped never to type: Lindsay Lohan naked. The New York Daily News reports the back-to-blond teen queen will show off -- and how -- her ever-so-slightly meatier body in an upcoming issue of Vanity Fair. She reportedly posed in the buff in Malibu last week for famed photographer Mario Testino. In Touch adds that the skin-heavy shoot will pay tribute to Lohan's long-running celebrity fixation, seminal blond bombshell Marilyn Monroe. Still, don't rush to renew your Vanity Fair subscription just yet. A source tells the News, "You only see an outline of her tush."

Angelina is in DC, someone is babysitting the kids in Canada, eh.

"Angelina Jolie, fresh from her weekend trip to a Canadian grocery store with Brad Pitt, turned up in Washington, D.C., on Wednesday to attend a conference on HIV/AIDS. The Oscar winner-turned-U.N. goodwill ambassador, resplendent in a sophisticated suit and pearls, questioned why the war in Iraq costs the country $5 billion per month, but "three months of the war is all we're spending on AIDS," reports the Washington Post. Later, Angie was asked whether she was feeling fatigued from her long flight. Nope, she said, "it was my first night away from the kids, so it was the first time I'd slept in a while." No word on whether Brad played babysitter to 7-month-old Zahara and 4-year-old Maddox."

Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow are planning to get hitched in April at the Bacara Resort in Santa Barbara (paparazzi, mark your calendars). The ceremony will apparently have Ralph Lauren's imprint all over it: The singer will not only wear one of his gowns, but she's asked him to "design" the festivities.

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-03-2005, 06:31 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Give em the knee shooters.

Robert Downey Jr.: Gimme a scotch.

Bartender from earlier scene: Straight up or on the rocks?

RDJ: Just give me the bottle.

Bartender: Why don't you bend over and I'll shove it str8 up your ass?

RDJ: On the rocks is fine.

Bartender (under his breath): That's what I thought, you little punk ass...

That movie is so underrated. Anthony Michael Hall's best work.

TM

(It is snowing in my room!)

taxwonk · 10-03-2005, 06:36 PM

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Originally posted by nononono
So this makes 3 for "this is better than baseball."

Hell, fringey and I talking tax is better than baseball.

10-03-2005, 06:39 PM

`Spanky is really mad at me. HE posted that he is sorry I ever posted on the Big Board. I believe he thinks he has been duped into buying the John Irving book and reading all 800 plus pages of it. He is pissed. Like it was an elaborate ruse;, like he was punk'd.

ThurgreedMarshall · 10-03-2005, 06:40 PM

October 01, 2005

Girl: So, Britney Spears said that her mother told her that, like, childbirth is like the most excruciating pain ever.
Guy: Well, look what she ended up with. If my child was a slutbag whore, I'd be in pain too.

--Hudson & Vandam

TM

barely_legal · 10-03-2005, 06:42 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
`Spanky is really mad at me. HE posted that he is sorry I ever posted on the Big Board. I believe he thinks he has been duped into buying the John Irving book and reading all 800 plus pages of it. He is pissed. Like it was an elaborate ruse;, like he was punk'd.

If you actually did punk him into reading a 800+ page John Irving novel, that would outshine anything that Demi's love-monkey has ever pulled. If I were you, I would pretend that I did it on purpose.

NotFromHere · 10-03-2005, 06:43 PM

Pete Doherty, the baby-faced British rocker who appears to be tracing white lines alongside Moss in infamous photos that have derailed the catwalker's career, was arrested Saturday following a raid by U.K. authorities, the Guardian reported.

Flinty_McFlint · 10-03-2005, 06:43 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Robert Downey Jr.: Gimme a scotch.

Bartender from earlier scene: Straight up or on the rocks?

RDJ: Just give me the bottle.

Bartender: Why don't you bend over and I'll shove it str8 up your ass?

RDJ: On the rocks is fine.

Bartender (under his breath): That's what I thought, you little punk ass...

That movie is so underrated. Anthony Michael Hall's best work.

TM

(It is snowing in my room!)

He don't even have his license, Lisa.

baltassoc · 10-03-2005, 06:44 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
`Spanky is really mad at me. HE posted that he is sorry I ever posted on the Big Board. I believe he thinks he has been duped into buying the John Irving book and reading all 800 plus pages of it. He is pissed. Like it was an elaborate ruse;, like he was punk'd.

You didn't do that on purpose? Damn. I was kind of impressed.

ETA: Damn.

10-03-2005, 06:45 PM

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Originally posted by baltassoc
You didn't do that on purpose? Damn. I was kind of impressed.

Damn.

You know, I take it back. I did. I think I will talk to Spanky on the Big Board about it.

NotFromHere · 10-03-2005, 06:46 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
`Spanky is really mad at me. HE posted that he is sorry I ever posted on the Big Board. I believe he thinks he has been duped into buying the John Irving book and reading all 800 plus pages of it. He is pissed. Like it was an elaborate ruse;, like he was punk'd.

YOu mean he wasn't? But in his defense, not that he needs defending, he read it, you didn't.

And if you hurry, you can still get a good deal.
Britney Spears is holding a veritable garage sale, auctioning clothing, furniture and jewelry on the eBay auction Web site to raise money for the Mississippi Hurricane Recovery Fund.

"This is a great opportunity to get some cool (and rare) Britney items while contributing to a very important cause!" says a posting on Spears' Web site. The 23-year-old pop singer was raised in Kentwood, La.

Items include a white stone bra worn in one of her videos, a pair of blue-and-pink jeans with a pink suede buckle belt, and an autographed "I Have the Golden Ticket" burgundy tank top with an arrow pointing down. Woo hoo.

NotFromHere · 10-03-2005, 06:53 PM

Mary-Kate Olsen just dropped out of the University in downtown Manhattan, but a source says another hot tweener, “What I Like About You” Amanda Bynes, has applied to go there.

“She wants a college education,” says a source, who adds, “I don’t know how that will affect her acting career, but she definitely wants to do it.”

10-03-2005, 06:54 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
YOu mean he wasn't? But in his defense, not that he needs defending, he read it, you didn't.

And if you hurry, you can still get a good deal.
Britney Spears is holding a veritable garage sale, auctioning clothing, furniture and jewelry on the eBay auction Web site to raise money for the Mississippi Hurricane Recovery Fund.

"This is a great opportunity to get some cool (and rare) Britney items while contributing to a very important cause!" says a posting on Spears' Web site. The 23-year-old pop singer was raised in Kentwood, La.

Items include a white stone bra worn in one of her videos, a pair of blue-and-pink jeans with a pink suede buckle belt, and an autographed "I Have the Golden Ticket" burgundy tank top with an arrow pointing down. Woo hoo.

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Is the "I am a virgin but this is an old tee shirt" shirt avbailable? I think I would like that.

NotFromHere · 10-03-2005, 06:56 PM

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Originally posted by paigowprincess
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Is the "I am a virgin but this is an old tee shirt" shirt avbailable? I think I would like that.

Dammit, I thought for sure you'd want the "I have the golden ticket" (in several colors) for your post-mantrapping days.