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02-02-2005, 04:53 PM
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#2761
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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TGIHD
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Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
Barefoot Contessa is TAME in her butter use compared to the Two Fat Ladies, one of whom died of a fricking heart attack.
ETA: pic. Not sure which one is dead.
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I would not fuck either.
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02-02-2005, 04:54 PM
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#2762
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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TGIHD
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I sometimes watch it when I'm running late for work. I guess that would make their target audience people who can't wake up for work on time?
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ESPN must have done a market survey that revealed 98% of men living with women would watch sportscenter in the morning, except that the "ol' ball and chain won't let me." So, presto, a psuedo Today, with more sports, but perky hosts that might not totally piss off the Mrs. (hi BRC!) |
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02-02-2005, 04:58 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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TGIHD
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I would not fuck either.
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How does one develop a chin like that and not do something about it? |
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02-02-2005, 05:04 PM
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For the love of God
can someone post something at least mildly entertaining or interesting?
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02-02-2005, 05:04 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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TGIHD
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
How does one develop a chin like that and not do something about it?
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If she got thin, she'd lose the job- 2 Fat Ladies cannot be thin. It's like when John Goodman lost weight to avoid having a heart attack and Rosanne told him to put the weight back on or "Dan" would pass away from a heart attack.
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Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 02-02-2005 at 05:15 PM..
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02-02-2005, 05:05 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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TGIHD
Quote:
Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
ESPN must have done a market survey that revealed 98% of men living with women would watch sportscenter in the morning, except that the "ol' ball and chain won't let me." So, presto, a psuedo Today, with more sports, but perky hosts that might not totally piss off the Mrs. (hi BRC!)
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What the hell could possibly be on Sportcenter in the morning that wasn't on the night before?
In other news...Yogasm.
Yogi Berra files $10 million lawsuit against TBS for (Sex and City ad) ...What is a yogasm?
a) a yo-yo trick
b) sex with Yogi Berra
c) what Samantha has with a guy from yoga class.
Saying he is a deeply religious man with children and grandchildren (who came about no less from at least 1 yogasm)
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02-02-2005, 05:09 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
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TGIHD
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I would not fuck either.
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Not even with a mink's dick.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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02-02-2005, 05:13 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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For the love of God
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
can someone post something at least mildly entertaining or interesting?
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Would you wear a disco-mitt coat every winter, every day, if doing so would significantly reduce the number of animals killed for their fur?
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02-02-2005, 05:15 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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TGIHD
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
If she got thin, she'd lose the job- 2 Fat Ladies cannot be thin. It's like when John Goodman lost weight to avoid having a heart attack and Rosanne told him to put the weight back on or "Dan" would pass away from a hear attack.
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She would sing the National Anthem to him?
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02-02-2005, 06:21 PM
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For the love of God
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Would you wear a disco-mitt coat every winter, every day, if doing so would significantly reduce the number of animals killed for their fur?
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I would move to a climate where the natives run free and bare.
However, I think thats an excellent way to skin two birds with one razor- give gwink a vest made of Slave's shower drainage.
edited to fix the quote tags by the always lovable Not Boberino
Last edited by Not Bob; 02-02-2005 at 06:41 PM..
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02-02-2005, 06:21 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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For the love of God
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
can someone post something at least mildly entertaining or interesting?
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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...e=STRK:MESE:IT
Fuckin' cool.
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02-02-2005, 06:23 PM
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Is there a Sebby in the house?
Yo, motherfuker. we must deal with the crowes issue immediately if not sooner. tick tock. you know how to get in touch with me.
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02-02-2005, 06:24 PM
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For the love of God
I dont trust you. THis is probalby dead kitten fetuses (fetii?) |
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02-02-2005, 06:26 PM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
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For the love of God
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02-02-2005, 06:28 PM
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
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For the love of God
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I dont trust you. THis is probalby dead kitten fetuses (fetii?)
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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI....me=STRK:MESE:IT
(spree: no dead kitten fetii)
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