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10-26-2007, 11:55 AM
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I am just awed that the moose worked himself into a bloody pulp without penetration of the statue! Typically it would be the statue that would bleed, right?
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your dog didn't make your arm bleed, did he?
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10-26-2007, 12:04 PM
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I am just awed that the moose worked himself into a bloody pulp without penetration of the statue! Typically it would be the statue that would bleed, right?
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Whenever I fuck a statue, yes. I know that sounds braggy. |
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10-26-2007, 12:06 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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Originally posted by ironweed
Whenever I fuck a statue, yes. I know that sounds braggy.
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Proving that you can get blood from a stone. No wonder all your friends come to you for money. |
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10-26-2007, 12:07 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Flu Update
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Someone (not to be named) just solved my career dilemma -- I* am going to get married and become a party planner. This is perfect for me! I realize it isn't as ambitious or aweinspiring as being a secretary, but for little old me it is a funny** enough life goal.
*I did not go to Syracuse, but I was a sorority chick (and cheerleader! and blonde!).
**I am only partly kidding. I would be an AWE$OME party planner. I could bring the Porn Puppy for entertainment.
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You actually would be an awesome party planner. I would hire you to plan my party.
I will even forgive you for the fact that you did not go to Syracuse, because you were in a sorority.
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10-26-2007, 12:12 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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sports radio
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
do any of you people listen to sports talk.
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There are now three all sports talk radio stations in Houston. I generally listen to whichever one has Texans coverage while I'm driving to the game. And when I'm driving away from it. But only if we won.
I imagine, given how many stations there are, that people do actually listen to it all day every day.
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10-26-2007, 12:13 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
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Flu Update
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
Hookers and blow come to the Minneapple?
and pookie my mediocre comment was really in refernce to the restaurant manager thing. Not my cup of tea. nor my cuppa money. What do they make, like 35K?
former cheerleaders always make former cheerleader references in business meetings. It is their signature statement.
Your alternative career could be motivational speaker.
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And since we're on the subject of tireless self-promotion...
Being a meeting planner [ne, party planner] is really being a glorified secretary. They don't do anything we're not doing on a weekly basis.
For instance, yesterday I was thrown into the mix and selected for a huge meeting for a big time partner with all the heavy hitting clients to meet and greet. I hardly think they'd put a fat slovenly snikr in that position...
actually, that motivated me to totally shed the remainder of the baby weight. I'm almost there.
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Last edited by patentparanyc; 10-26-2007 at 12:17 PM..
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10-26-2007, 12:14 PM
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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sports radio
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
There are now three all sports talk radio stations in Houston. I generally listen to whichever one has Texans coverage while I'm driving to the game. And when I'm driving away from it. But only if we won.
I imagine, given how many stations there are, that people do actually listen to it all day every day.
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Wait. I thought Hank was making some double reverse ironic comment on the practice of law, not asking a real question.
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10-26-2007, 12:16 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
BLOOD on the backside? Good lord!
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I thought it was rather remarkable that it lasted 8 hours. And I'm sort of sad that there was no report on whether or not the two plan on seeing each other again. Or if either party left the encounter satisfied.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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10-26-2007, 12:17 PM
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sports radio
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Wait. I thought Hank was making some double reverse ironic comment on the practice of law, not asking a real question.
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Sometimes a Hank Post is just a Hank Post.
His "white wine" post, however, was about sexual identity issues. |
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10-26-2007, 12:18 PM
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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Flu Update
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
And since we're on the subject of tireless self-promotion...
Being a meeting planner [ne, party planner] is really being a glorified secretary. They don't do anything we're not doing on a weekly basis.
For instance, yesterday I was thrown into the mix and selected for a huge meeting for a big time partner with all the heavy hitting clients to meet and greet. I hardly think they'd put a fat slovenly snikr in that position...
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Dwight Schrute: Pam and Karen! I am ordering you to cease and desist all party planning immediately.
Pam: You can't do that.
Dwight Schrute: As ranking number 3 in this office, I am ordering you to-
Andy: Ummm, I'm number 3.
Dwight Schrute: You're number 4.
Andy: Yeah, but I'm number 3.
Dwight Schrute: Uh, no. You must turn over to me all Christmas decorations and party paraphernalia immediately. They will be returned to you on January 4th.
Jim Halpert: Okay, I think I can help here.
Dwight Schrute: Okay good, they...
Jim Halpert: As ranking number 2, I am starting a committee to determine the validity of the two committees and I am the sole member of the committee. We'll act on this now.
Dwight Schrute: Okay, this is stupid.
Jim Halpert: Can you please keep it down? I'm in session. [thinks] I've determined this committee is valid.
Dwight Schrute: No, no, no. Wait. Permission to join the Validity Committee?
Jim Halpert: [thinks about it] Permission denied.
Dwight Schrute: Dammit!
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10-26-2007, 12:19 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
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Flu Update
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Dwight Schrute: Pam and Karen! I am ordering you to cease and desist all party planning immediately.
Pam: You can't do that.
Dwight Schrute: As ranking number 3 in this office, I am ordering you to-
Andy: Ummm, I'm number 3.
Dwight Schrute: You're number 4.
Andy: Yeah, but I'm number 3.
Dwight Schrute: Uh, no. You must turn over to me all Christmas decorations and party paraphernalia immediately. They will be returned to you on January 4th.
Jim Halpert: Okay, I think I can help here.
Dwight Schrute: Okay good, they...
Jim Halpert: As ranking number 2, I am starting a committee to determine the validity of the two committees and I am the sole member of the committee. We'll act on this now.
Dwight Schrute: Okay, this is stupid.
Jim Halpert: Can you please keep it down? I'm in session. [thinks] I've determined this committee is valid.
Dwight Schrute: No, no, no. Wait. Permission to join the Validity Committee?
Jim Halpert: [thinks about it] Permission denied.
Dwight Schrute: Dammit!
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Darling, I am a fabulous meeting planner. I order only the bestest food in all the world.
Which is only trumped when my fave partner brings back dessert for us from Remi or BAmericain.
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10-26-2007, 12:21 PM
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#2772
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Flu Update
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Someone (not to be named) just solved my career dilemma -- I* am going to get married and become a party planner. This is perfect for me! I realize it isn't as ambitious or aweinspiring as being a secretary, but for little old me it is a funny** enough life goal.
*I did not go to Syracuse, but I was a sorority chick (and cheerleader! and blonde!).
**I am only partly kidding. I would be an AWE$OME party planner. I could bring the Porn Puppy for entertainment.
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That's an awesome idea. If you can try to stay away from weddings, it could be a lot of fun and extremely profitable. I know quite a few people who are in that business and they universally love it, when they're not about to kill their vendors/clients/sponsors.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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10-26-2007, 12:24 PM
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
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Flu Update
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
they universally love it, when they're not about to kill their vendors/clients/sponsors.
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Alright, Weed. Now, this one -- is THIS ONE a double reverse ironic post on the practice of law?
Maybe just in reference to Sidd?
Shit.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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10-26-2007, 12:25 PM
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#2774
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
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Flu Update
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
That's an awesome idea. If you can try to stay away from weddings, it could be a lot of fun and extremely profitable. I know quite a few people who are in that business and they universally love it, when they're not about to kill their vendors/clients/sponsors.
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Thanks! I love to supply the board with ideas....you know, places to go for their honeymoons, job ideas...
I am just brimming with possiblities!
You know the board is much like work....."oh no, REALLY I came up with the idea! thanks! that's fabulous!"
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10-26-2007, 12:27 PM
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#2775
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Flu Update
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Originally posted by Gattigap
Alright, Weed. Now, this one -- is THIS ONE a double reverse ironic post on the practice of law?
Maybe just in reference to Sidd?
Shit.
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"Sponsor" stuff is usually about Hank. |
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