Fashion Board 3-5-04 to 4-6-04

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
BTW, Playboy is not a Nascar level item. Its Guidoish on some levels, but Guidos and Nascar folks are two entirely different targets. You're hunting Salmon with Bass lures.

On that note, I recently saw an article online (either yahoo, washpost or CNN news) saying that NASCAR was reaching out to the African American population as its newest target market.


I just asked y'all about this cause I was bored waiting for a client to get back to me...we actually resolved this issue this morning when I told him the stainless steel blender he bought em last weekend as a bribe to not be mad that he had a hella hangover on the day we were supposed to go cycling would buy him at least a year of undistrubed Playboy reading, but come next year's renewal I'd like the matching stainless steel toaster oven/convection oven combo as the buy out. I'm getting the car as a hush bribe for the teenage Asian hookers.

Bunny

[Tyrone Slothrop]

[mini spoiler space]

Has there been a worse meltdown at the end of the show? Has there been a less pleasant gf/spouse? Will someone please buy me a TV like that?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Do you know whereof you speak, or is this just another bit of uppity putting down of "white trash" ?

For me, it's the latter.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
I'm getting the car as a hush bribe for the teenage Asian hookers.

Purely out of academic curiosity, what kind of car does that cost you? I mean, get you?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
If the only meaningful interaction between man and wife is sex and nagging, no wonder so many people on this board have dogs.

I want the dog for sex.

First you rub the peanut butter on your...

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Get with the fucking program.

I am willing to do many things, but this is not one of them.

Dammit, NASCAR races are fun. I heartily recommend them to all of you.

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
If the only meaningful interaction between man and wife is sex and nagging, no wonder so many people on this board have dogs.

nonono. everything Sebby does is done with the goal of getting laid. If his wife withheld the sex, he would get nothing done.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I am willing to do many things, but this is not one of them.

Dammit, NASCAR races are fun. I heartily recommend them to all of you.

Way to wave the NASCAR banner in TF's absence. I'm sure she'll be proud when she returns.

[AnotherSarcasticSock]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why do people always say "Well, I'll get (this or that) out of my spouse" when both spouses work?

You have the cash to buy a car, so buy it. What does your husband have to do with it?

My wife doesn't have a paying job (it was a mutual decision). Does that mean I get to decide whether and how she spends our money?

"I'd like the lobster" "Sorry honey, that is a little pricey for a non-wage-earner, you ought to have the chicken. Waiter, bring my wife the chicken and bring me a lobster"

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I appreciate the distinction. I agree to an extent, but I tend to also think that a lot of the folks who'd dig the nascar probably think Playboy has too many words and too few pictures. As in, "I picked thi'un up fer pink shots, but its jeeuzz puzzy and stuff about jazz and Islam peoples..."

Cant you admit when you are wrong. THe point of the comment was displaying cooze rags on the coffeetable was a redneck move. Perhaps the redneck KNOWS that Playboy is the DaVinci Code of the cooze world and is trying to show his friends how smart he is and that is why he puts it on the coffeetable.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by sunnybunny
On that note, I recently saw an article online (either yahoo, washpost or CNN news) saying that NASCAR was reaching out to the African American population as its newest target market.


I just asked y'all about this cause I was bored waiting for a client to get back to me...we actually resolved this issue this morning when I told him the stainless steel blender he bought em last weekend as a bribe to not be mad that he had a hella hangover on the day we were supposed to go cycling would buy him at least a year of undistrubed Playboy reading, but come next year's renewal I'd like the matching stainless steel toaster oven/convection oven combo as the buy out. I'm getting the car as a hush bribe for the teenage Asian hookers.

Bunny

I have noticed that you have taken to the use of the word "hella". Are you aware that thiat was San Francisco standard circa 1993, then was used in a South Park ironically to mock the use of the word circa 1997 and went the way of the dodo in 1998? Way past its sellby date and you dont get str8 retro points for trying to resurrect it. You just look hopelessly lost in the NASCAR set for being so out of it.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Tyrone_Slothrop
If the only meaningful interaction between man and wife is sex and nagging, no wonder so many people on this board have dogs.

There's also haranguing the children.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by AnotherSarcasticSock
"I'd like the lobster" "Sorry honey, that is a little pricey for a non-wage-earner, you ought to have the chicken. Waiter, bring my wife the chicken and bring me a lobster"

Wouldn't it make more sense to make her eat just bread and water?

[dtb]

Would you kindly post some of those out-of-the-mainstream names that you like? My son wants to "name his owl" on the Harry Potter website so he can receive e-mail messages, and the only interesting name I could remember was Hortense (he's happy to go with that, but I feel as though I'm cheating him unless I proffer a veritable smorgasbord of oddball, uh, I mean non-prosaic (?!) names).

Thank you. You are most obliging.