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08-04-2004, 12:36 PM
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Good luck, anna nicole
China to hold fake beauty pageant
A contest will be held in October among women who have undergone cosmetic surgery, according to state media. [Natural beauties will not be eligible.]
It will be open to any woman who can prove her beauty is man-made.
Plastic surgeons around the world are being given the chance to show off their talents, in a new artificial beauty pageant in China.
China recently lifted a 54-year ban on beauty pageants, which the authorities used to see as bourgeois and decadent.
But the explosion of economic growth and the loosening of social controls of the past few years has led to a growing preoccupation with how people look.
You think this woman has a shot?
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08-04-2004, 12:44 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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tiger books
I know this is kind of passe, but speaking of tigers, I am reading Life of Pi again (I read about 5 pages a year or so ago and then stopped). I'm almost done. It's awesome. I actually look forward to my subway ride so I can read it. Would highly recommend.
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08-04-2004, 12:48 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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touchy feely tigger
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
When your posts are proof-read by CNN editors they're more coherent.
Re. reality shows- I caught this "you want to marry my dad." I haven't watched many of the other reality shows, but this is near bottom as to sleaze, right? I mean in a good way.
The camera pans are perfect. The guy has 3 big-boobed daughters. They're are constantly sitting in a group being interviewed about the contestants and who is best for good old dad. But every interview, the 3 are positioned at different vertical positions. The lowest one's head aligned with the next's tits, and the next the same. So the camera pans from head, slow to boobies, holds, then moves to the next head, then acroos boobs to 3rd head. Meanwhile the subject is the sweet romantic dreams of daddy. The overall absurdity of a rich good-looking guy letting his daughters pick his wife only adds to the real T&A story.
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Ooh. Smackdown. You really showed me.
Piker.
Anyway, having not obsessed over the daughters' boobs like you, you perv, I did notice dad had a real bad case of the hair plugs. Maybe that's why he can't get his own date.
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08-04-2004, 12:51 PM
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MKL
In other more important news, Mary Kay LeTourneau was released from prison today. She hasn't said whether she'll try to resume her "relationship" with her former 12 yo lover, Vili - who is now 21 and should know better, but I have my doubts.
I can't believe it's been 7 years already. Those poor kids. So Mommy, where was I born? In prison, honey. So it's OK to have sex when you're 12? Sure honey, your daddy did.
Mary Kay the child molester
Better article with chronology
This explains so much - He and his mother, Soona, received approximately $200,000 from various tabloid, book and movie deals, including a book published in France. But the money was spent on elaborate parties, trips and hotels.
Fualaau's father has spent much of his life in prison and has 18 children by five women.
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08-04-2004, 12:54 PM
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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tiger books
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I know this is kind of passe, but speaking of tigers, I am reading Life of Pi again (I read about 5 pages a year or so ago and then stopped). I'm almost done. It's awesome. I actually look forward to my subway ride so I can read it. Would highly recommend.
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I read it last summer while I was on vacation, and my travelling companion ended up snatching the book from me the second I finished because I'd raved so much about it.
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08-04-2004, 01:18 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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Wiener dogs
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
How does the wiener dog fit in?
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With a LOT of lubrication. Or, in fringey's case, with room to spare.
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08-04-2004, 01:20 PM
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Might Be Canadian
Join Date: Oct 2003
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the Mary Kay lady
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
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You know, considering that she just spent seven years in the big house, is in her 40s and has had six kids (i think), she doesn't look bad. Cougar material? |
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08-04-2004, 01:25 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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the Mary Kay lady
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Originally posted by Dave
You know, considering that she just spent seven years in the big house, is in her 40s and has had six kids (i think), she doesn't look bad. Cougar material?
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I think in some circles the seven years in the Big House would be counted as a plus. It'll be a looooong time before her first "headache"
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08-04-2004, 01:27 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Wiener dogs
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Originally posted by taxwonk
With a LOT of lubrication. Or, in fringey's case, with room to spare.
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08-04-2004, 01:31 PM
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the Mary Kay lady
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Originally posted by Dave
You know, considering that she just spent seven years in the big house, is in her 40s and has had six kids (i think), she doesn't look bad. Cougar material?
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Sure. If you like psychos. Or the bipolars or whatever her real issues are with adults.
Sure - go for it. Let us know how it works out. She has a no contact order for the boyfriend, so I'm sure she'll be looking for fresh meat. You 12?
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08-04-2004, 01:38 PM
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the Mary Kay lady
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Sure. If you like psychos. Or the bipolars or whatever her real issues are with adults.
Sure - go for it. Let us know how it works out. She has a no contact order for the boyfriend, so I'm sure she'll be looking for fresh meat. You 12?
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I am youngish looking and I'm sure my cock compares favorably to most 12-year-olds'. I'll give it a shot. Besides, crazy chicks tend to be good in bed. I'll never forget the 3-way with the multiple personality hottie, though it kept switching between MFF/MMF.
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08-04-2004, 01:50 PM
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Orangutan Boxing.
Animal park under fire for orangutan boxing
Do you teach them, or do they know how to box?
“The monkey boxing shows have been ordered to stop because they are evidence in the lawsuit.”
Monkey boxing
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08-04-2004, 02:12 PM
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Moderator
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Orangutan Boxing.
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Animal park under fire for orangutan boxing
Do you teach them, or do they know how to box?
“The monkey boxing shows have been ordered to stop because they are evidence in the lawsuit.”
Monkey boxing
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The Man is always trying to keep us down. They would have us on display in cages, dance like fools or appear in Clint Eastwood movies, rather than allow us to engage in the sweet science.
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08-04-2004, 02:22 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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the Mary Kay lady
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I'll never forget the 3-way with the multiple personality hottie, though it kept switching between MFF/MMF.
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Are you sure that wasn't more than a 3-way?
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08-04-2004, 02:26 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
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the Mary Kay lady
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Originally posted by spookyfish
Are you sure that wasn't more than a 3-way?
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Maybe it was just a one-way.
(shifter has not yet exhibited any multiple-personality traits, but you never know). |
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