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[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
I'm all for hanging french people from dorm room walls or tree limbs or whatever.

I loved watching dads hang that poster of the shirtless guy holding the baby on their daughters' dorm rooms. I'd be standing there, helping with luggage and such (best volunteer work a fraternity can do) and he'd be hugging his daughter and I'd be thinking "Oh, God, she is going to be getting porned in every conceivable position and vomitting Everclear and Kool Aid slurry all over that Laura Ashley bedspread for the next year." I wonder if the dads realized that as they walked away. They had to. Thats probably why they never tipped us for carrying those damn bags and television sets and computers.

[Mister_Ruysbroeck]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Jesus H. Christ. When did we institure a "no boring avatar" policy? And annoying? Please. This one is far down on the list of annoying ones.

Why did you tell your wife to start posting here? Is it because you weren't getting any action from the FBetties?

We can see past this thinly-veiled attempt to make it look like the chicks dig you, not, Bob.

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Sniff. Nobody ever defended me.

We've seen your knife fights, darlin'. You don't need no defending.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
BTW, I was discussing with my wife the other day the worst rap you ever used to get out of hooking up with someone. I had this canned bit about how I was really upset about my parents and my life and how I had this strained relationship with my dad. I'd make up some story about how he and I fought recently, which had put me out of the mood to hook up. This backfired a lot, however, cuz the cougar-in-training would then feel sorry for my and want to take care of me, at which point I'd have to act absurdly deranged and upset to cut the cord. My wife says she used the same canned shit story, and so did a lot of her friends. I wonder how prevalant the usage of that story is.

Whenever I hear this, I just say, "Fine thanks. And you?" And then I walk away.

TM

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Why did you tell your wife to start posting here? Is it because you weren't getting any action from the FBetties?

We can see past this thinly-veiled attempt to make it look like the chicks dig you, not, Bob.

Why don't you tell your wife to start posting here? I think she'd find it fascinating.

Considering there's a server devoted entirely to her asshole...

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Mister_Ruysbroeck
Why did you tell your wife to start posting here? Is it because you weren't getting any action from the FBetties?

We can see past this thinly-veiled attempt to make it look like the chicks dig you, not, Bob.

The chicks dig not Bob.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
(not that anyone even considered fucking me in law school).

2. Yet another reason I hated law school. I honestly have no real clear memory of those three years. Even my journal is blank from that period. I know that I was there. I know that I got out at some point, but I've blocked everything out. Literally, the day I graduated I started dating my ex-boyfriend and memory of my life sort of resumes. I can't begin to imagine how uninteresting I must have been for those three years.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Whenever I hear this, I just say, "Fine thanks. And you?" And then I walk away.

TM

I usually reply with "My dad beats my mother."

At which point the woman at the register says "They're still 3 for $10.00."

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
2. Yet another reason I hated law school. I honestly have no real clear memory of those three years. Even my journal is blank from that period. I know that I was there. I know that I got out at some point, but I've blocked everything out. Literally, the day I graduated I started dating my ex-boyfriend and memory of my life sort of resumes. I can't begin to imagine how uninteresting I must have been for those three years.

I tried working it a little bit early on. Then I met some chick who was a reborn virgin. I gave up right then and there. I'd never seen that shit before.

I was invisible in law school.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I tried working it a little bit early on. Then I met some chick who was a reborn virgin. I gave up right then and there. I'd never seen that shit before.

I was invisible in law school.

Were you allowed to eat cookies, too?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
It was tough, however, at a small school/grad school to reject one girl without screwing up your chances with another...

This has to be a joke, except it's not funny.

The exact opposite has always been true. The more one girl talks about you and how you rejected her, the more desirable you become to those listening. And for the ones who actually think you're an ass because of it, you have something to talk about when you're kicking it to her. No girl really cares that much what her stupid friends think of you. And you'll be flirting at the keg and the conversation will inevitably go like this:

Cute coed: So, I hear you're a real jerk.
You: Who me? Who told you that? I am the very model of all that is good and decent in this room.
CC: That's not what I hear.
You: You believe everything you hear?
CC: No. But I sure as hell don't believe you.
You: Well, I can be whatever you want.
CC: Oh really?
You: Of course. I guess the real question is, what do you want?
CC: What do you have?
You: Beer.
CC: That's not enough. I already have beer.
You: You'll run out. Everybody does.

Etc. all the way back to your room.

Repeat the following week with her friend.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Why don't you tell your wife to start posting here? I think she'd find it fascinating.

Considering there's a server devoted entirely to her asshole...

POTM.

TM

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This has to be a joke, except it's not funny.

The exact opposite has always been true. The more one girl talks about you and how you rejected her, the more desirable you become to those listening. And for the ones who actually think you're an ass because of it, you have something to talk about when you're kicking it to her. No girl really cares that much what her stupid friends think of you. And you'll be flirting at the keg and the conversation will inevitably go like this:

Cute coed: So, I hear you're a real jerk.
You: Who me? Who told you that? I am the very model of all that is good and decent in this room.
CC: That's not what I hear.
You: You believe everything you hear?
CC: No. But I sure as hell don't believe you.
You: Well, I can be whatever you want.
CC: Oh really?
You: Of course. I guess the real question is, what do you want?
CC: What do you have?
You: Beer.
CC: That's not enough. I already have beer.
You: You'll run out. Everybody does.

Etc. all the way back to your room.

Repeat the following week with her friend.

TM

I want to go to your school.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I tried working it a little bit early on. Then I met some chick who was a reborn virgin. I gave up right then and there. I'd never seen that shit before.

I was invisible in law school.

In DC two guys i worked with were roomates. one was pretty fucked in the head and dull-normal intellect. The other guy was a rich kid.

It is a bitch to get into law school in DC. Rich kid was in and dumb guy couldn't get in. Rich kid got laid all the time, and by a revolving door of women.

To be cruel he told dumb guy that is was because chicks were very attracted to guys in law school, which made dumb guy keep applying every year and almost made his head explode with frustration.

Meanwhile rich guy would have done okay as a homeless person. I always found it fun to watch the interplay.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This has to be a joke, except it's not funny.

The exact opposite has always been true. The more one girl talks about you and how you rejected her, the more desirable you become to those listening. And for the ones who actually think you're an ass because of it, you have something to talk about when you're kicking it to her. No girl really cares that much what her stupid friends think of you. And you'll be flirting at the keg and the conversation will inevitably go like this:

Cute coed: So, I hear you're a real jerk.
You: Who me? Who told you that? I am the very model of all that is good and decent in this room.
CC: That's not what I hear.
You: You believe everything you hear?
CC: No. But I sure as hell don't believe you.
You: Well, I can be whatever you want.
CC: Oh really?
You: Of course. I guess the real question is, what do you want?
CC: What do you have?
You: Beer.
CC: That's not enough. I already have beer.
You: You'll run out. Everybody does.

Etc. all the way back to your room.

Repeat the following week with her friend.

TM

You are smoother than Duncan Hines frosting in a plastic tub.