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10-03-2005, 08:42 PM
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#2776
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: In that cafe crowded with fools
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Fashion tips
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Thanks to Balt, it appears she's been wearing the liner that heavy for awhile.
Confidential to Fringey...she is not yet ON the SC, so while she is doing her photo ops with the prez, she should just take a little fashion advice on how to photograph more better.
That lipstick sucks. It draws attention to the pink puffy bags under her eyes.
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A classic example of why it is important to go to a good makeup ocunter every few years and update the look.
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Why was I born with such contemporaries?
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10-03-2005, 08:43 PM
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#2777
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Fashion tips
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Originally posted by nononono
I could do without all that, if she'd just get some help with the eyeliner - not just less, but how to apply. Sister needs to open up those eyes.
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Her makeup appears to be tattooed on by Micahel Jackson's tattoo/makeup artist.
She reminds me of those scary "aging" photos at the dermo. Like, aging shrinks your lips, get collagen! Botox for those crows feet! Restalyn for those smilelines. Is this woman a heavy smooker and drinker?
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10-03-2005, 08:44 PM
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#2778
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Fashion tips
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Thanks to Balt, it appears she's been wearing the liner that heavy for awhile.
Confidential to Fringey...she is not yet ON the SC, so while she is doing her photo ops with the prez, she should just take a little fashion advice on how to photograph more better.
That lipstick sucks. It draws attention to the pink puffy bags under her eyes.
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Looks like the SC may have its first lesbian. |
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10-03-2005, 08:46 PM
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#2779
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Fashion tips
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Originally posted by nononono
I could do without all that, if she'd just get some help with the eyeliner - not just less, but how to apply. Sister needs to open up those eyes.
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In fairness, it is difficult for her to apply makeup while her face is buried in Mary Cheney's* vagina.
*Who is a lesbian.
eta: Poop!
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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10-03-2005, 08:54 PM
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#2780
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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Question
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Has anyone ever heard a coworker, uh, emit gas from his body (its always a him, right?) while at work?
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Tons of people from my office, but I don't think any post here.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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10-03-2005, 09:35 PM
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#2781
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She's Into Malakas
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Ma! I NEVER tossed off! I swear!
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Don't you ever get tired of being such a dweeb? |
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10-03-2005, 09:45 PM
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#2782
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Threshold -- almost as scary as baseball
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I know. If it weren't for the Kennedy thing, Penske would fuck me.
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FWIW, I have been naked in the sauna with several Kennedy cousins, platonically. NTTAWWT.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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10-03-2005, 09:46 PM
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#2783
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Threshold -- almost as scary as baseball
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Originally posted by dtb
Count your blessings, my man.
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Those cousins lied, it was platonic. Seriously.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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10-03-2005, 09:50 PM
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#2784
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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CONFIDENTIAL TO PAIGOW:
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Has anyone ever heard a coworker, uh, emit gas from his body (its always a him, right?) while at work?
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P, you know I love you like a fellow insurgent in the trenches wearing camouflage, but stylish tasteful camo, platonically, but, I as I have said before, and I will say publicly here, I am not going to discuss him on the board, notwithstanding that the office farting thing he did was sort of funny. In a laughing at him sort of way. Except for the odour. No offence.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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10-03-2005, 10:14 PM
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#2785
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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CONFIDENTIAL TO PAIGOW:
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
P, you know I love you like a fellow insurgent in the trenches wearing camouflage, but stylish tasteful camo, platonically, but, I as I have said before, and I will say publicly here, I am not going to discuss him on the board, notwithstanding that the office farting thing he did was sort of funny. In a laughing at him sort of way. Except for the odour. No offence.
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Funny how? Funny like in I amuse you?
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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10-03-2005, 10:45 PM
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#2786
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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CONFIDENTIAL TO PAIGOW:
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Funny how? Funny like in I amuse you?
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I was talking about Shifter. Sorry Hank, not everything is about you.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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10-03-2005, 10:55 PM
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#2787
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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CONFIDENTIAL TO PAIGOW:
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Sorry Hank, not everything is about you.
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Cite please.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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10-04-2005, 12:53 AM
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#2788
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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CONFIDENTIAL TO PAIGOW:
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Cite please.
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Ty's blog.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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10-04-2005, 03:01 AM
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#2789
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Threshold -- almost as scary as baseball
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
I thought it was common knowledge that James Dean was gayer than Harvey Fierstein
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This is just not possible. Harvey Fierstein is the asymptote of gayness. And I say this having met Sidd IRL. |
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10-04-2005, 03:06 AM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Threshold -- almost as scary as baseball
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I don't get cold.
I don't get tired. I don't get sick. I have never fucked a fat chick. I went to Yale. Law Review. My mother is a Kennedy. I am tall, hot and fit w/a 12-inch cock.
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One and possibly more of those things is definitionally untrue of someone who is half Irish.
For my part, I do not get cold either. |
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