Merry Generic Winter Day-Off With No Religious Content

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Let's hope so. There is nothing more repulsive than doing a fat boy. I once let friends convince me a guy I'd been dating was "big boned"; "just a big guy"; a "bear of a man". You know. All the excuses men seem to get away with that women don't. He was always in a suit and seemed to have broad shoulders so one night I decided to take the plunge. Bad mistake. No such thing as big boned. Just fat. And on a man, it's really femmy and gross. Scarred for life.

I'll be needing that trip to CVS/Duane Reade now.

Oh please. One woman's "repulsive" is another's treasure. I've dated men of all sizes and I don't really care what they look like, provided that they are not hugely obese or scary-skinny.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by nononono
Which reminds me...is there any polite way whatsoever to correct someone (whose feelings you don't particularly want to hurt) who says "ironic" when such person sometimes means "cool" and sometimes means "coincidental"? Assume these aren't the only language infractions and a willingness on the part of the speaker to accept correction, but a desire on my part not to be a drag about it all.

Try bursting into the Alanis Morrisette song. Those who understand, will understand.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Mr. Man
Maybe: "Is that ironic or coincidence? I always get that mixed up ever since Alanis Morrisette made the wrong use of it in 90% of the examples in her song. Here's how I think it works..."

Honestly? That sounds a little bitchy.
Those people won't hear it anyway. Like the woman who said "expresso" and "lets do this for chagrins" will never stop.

Here, do it this way...
You: "Ironic? That's funny."
Her: "Why is that funny?"
You: "Because it's not ironic."
I suppose you could go on to explain what ironic really means, but better to let her think about it. But she won't stop. Sometimes words just come out, like cool and hot and bitchin.

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I just lie. "My name? LaToya." (Sometimes my fake name is Fenestra.)

I was recently on a plane seated next to a guy who asked me what I did for a living. I told him I was an attorney.

"Wow," he said, "You're smart. That's really sexy. Men dig smart girls, you know."

To which I replied "Really? Then why'd I pay all this money for these new tits?"

Another fake name story: When I lived in LA, a parking valet at the Cheesecake Factory in Redondo Beach once asked for my phone number. I gave him a fake name and my real number. (See how smart I am?) My roommates and I changed our outgoing message on the answering machine to include a new, fifth roommate with my fictional name. I actually went on several dates with this guy using my fake name. After a while, I realised I'd like him better if he didn't speak. The girl with the fake name moved away shortly after that.

I'm neither so bold nor so brazen. I like that the MM version will probably confuse him.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Oh please. One woman's "repulsive" is another's treasure. I've dated men of all sizes and I don't really care what they look like, provided that they are not hugely obese or scary-skinny.

Your feigned depth fools nobody. You are purely cock oriented.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Let's hope so. There is nothing more repulsive than doing a fat boy. I once let friends convince me a guy I'd been dating was "big boned"; "just a big guy"; a "bear of a man". You know. All the excuses men seem to get away with that women don't. He was always in a suit and seemed to have broad shoulders so one night I decided to take the plunge. Bad mistake. No such thing as big boned. Just fat. And on a man, it's really femmy and gross. Scarred for life.

I'll be needing that trip to CVS/Duane Reade now.

Fat girls are different than fat guys. Fat girls will go out of their way to do things to make up for being fat.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Your feigned depth fools nobody. You are purely cock oriented.

Who isn't?

[Bad_Rich_Chic]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Your feigned depth fools nobody. You are purely cock oriented.

Right - not hugely obese, not scary skinny.
Works for me.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
When do you eat your pickle?

Me: after the sandwich.

In it. I slice them up and throw them in if I have the time. There's no sandwich worth eating that wouldn't be better with a pickle in it.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Who isn't?

Great point. Human wangs are huge compared to other mammals' wangs (relatively to body size). Anthropologists still haven't figured why we have such large penii.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Your feigned depth fools nobody. You are purely cock oriented.

This is true.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Oh please. One woman's "repulsive" is another's treasure. I've dated men of all sizes and I don't really care what they look like, provided that they are not hugely obese or scary-skinny.

Challenge: Man boobs, sloped thin shoulders, backne, a bad goatee and a huge spare tire that doesn't fit with the rest of the package. You hitting that, sister?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Great point. Human wangs are huge compared to other mammals' wangs (relatively to body size). Anthropologists still haven't figured why we have such large penii.

Anthropologists need to get out more.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Challenge: Man boobs, sloped thin shoulders, backne, a bad goatee and a huge spare tire that doesn't fit with the rest of the package. You hitting that, sister?

I have to say, I don't like sloped thin shoulders.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Great point. Human wangs are huge compared to other mammals' wangs (relatively to body size). Anthropologists still haven't figured why we have such large penii.

It just looks that way because we're not hairy. Deforestation adds an inch the same way black pants shrink a big ass.