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09-30-2004, 09:22 PM
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#2791
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I can see that. But she's still hot, especially in a "regular chick" sort of way. No Charlize, sure, but that's "impossible hot."
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Exactly:
"A couple nights ago, I was licking jelly off my boyfriend's penis . . . and I thought, Oh, my God--I'm turning into my mother!"
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Boogers!
Last edited by LessinSF; 09-30-2004 at 09:28 PM..
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09-30-2004, 09:48 PM
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#2792
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 33,050
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
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Is it just me, or does she have a tiny head?
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09-30-2004, 10:09 PM
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#2793
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
Posts: 9,477
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Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Do y'all suppose Adam Carolla hung out and cracked jokes while Sarah and Jimmy went at it?
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More likely he was hiding in the closet with Bill Fox and 35 other guys from the Man Show audience, just waiting for the perfect moment.
Ziggy socky ziggy socky oy oy oy!!! |
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09-30-2004, 10:16 PM
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#2794
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Quote:
Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Is it just me, or does she have a tiny head?
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It's the angle the picture is taken from and she has her head drawn back and Jimmy's is shoved forward. She has more of a lollipop head. IMO. |
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09-30-2004, 11:01 PM
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#2795
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 4,607
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A strip joint by any other name
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
The Canadians know you're in a hurry getting to Cheetah's and are just fucking with you by holding you up. Next time hold 5 bucks US out the window as you roll up to the booth.
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Is there a strip joint franchise or is Cheetah's just a randomly popular name? |
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09-30-2004, 11:06 PM
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#2796
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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A strip joint by any other name
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Originally posted by Fugee
Is there a strip joint franchise or is Cheetah's just a randomly popular name?
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don't know. how many have you worked?
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Last edited by Hank Chinaski; 10-01-2004 at 09:46 AM..
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10-01-2004, 01:52 AM
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#2797
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 17,160
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My FIrst TIme
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
So if she were to blow you, you would give an honest critique? How many guys ever criticize a blow job to the giver? I'm thinking very very few.
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I am always honest.....
Ad(that's my story and I am sticking to it)der |
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10-01-2004, 01:55 AM
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#2798
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 17,160
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Mel Brooks Writing Spaceballs Sequel
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
I believe the funniness of all Mel Brooks movies is limited to those born before about 1965 - maybe 1970. They do not age well.
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You've got to be kidding. Those two (Saddles and Frankenstein) are brilliant. The rest, well, there are funny moments, but not classics, other than The Producers.
Of course, I watched these repeatedly as a child. Which might explain a lot about me... |
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10-01-2004, 02:06 AM
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 4,607
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A strip joint by any other name
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
don't know. how many [strip joints named Cheetah's] have you worked?
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None so far. I can barely walk in stiletto heels so strutting around on a little raised platform would likely result in me falling off and jamming a heel into a customer's crotch. And I'm not very limber so that takes care of most big tip inducing moves.
ETA: But I think it would be fun to take a pole dancing class, especially with a bunch of friends. I see the Learning Annex offers a short course on exotic dancing (no poles, too bad) in Mpls -- I wonder if the instructor would be willing to come to my girl gang's camping weekend next month.
But I once lived down the street from Cheetah 3.** Don't know what happened to #1 & 2.
Last edited by Fugee; 10-01-2004 at 02:19 AM..
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10-01-2004, 02:08 AM
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#2800
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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A strip joint by any other name
Quote:
Originally posted by Fugee
None so far. I can barely walk in stiletto heels so strutting around on a little raised platform would likely result in me falling off and jamming a heel into a customer's crotch.
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That is so hot.
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10-01-2004, 04:05 AM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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New avatar
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Silverman's more cute-hot. And, as noted, great tits.
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I invented crushing on Sarah Silverman. Only 85 shopping days left until Christmas! While I will gladly nail Sarah Silverman in the orifice of her choosing, I will kick her out after I'm done --- she's got the jimmy legs.
NB: "Great tits" is not and will never be enough of a reason, standing alone, to have a celebrity crush. Ellen Degeneres has great tits. NTTAWWT.
Edited to fix prejudicial misspelling of "orifice." I want her to surprise me. |
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10-01-2004, 04:22 AM
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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We have a mission .... to convert the Jeewwwwwws
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Originally posted by Aloha Mr. Learned Hand
I write separately to express my bewilderment at the exclusion of "The Producers" from the list...
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"The Producers" was an oversight on my part.
"History of the World" was an intentional omission. Let's just say I thought it was fucking hilarious in seventh grade. I also thought "Jonathan Livingston Seagull" was groundbreaking and inspirational. My dealer assures me today's Culican is far more potent than it was in '85, but when I'm really taking care of head I can occasionally tear up at the sight of a seabird, yet I can't seem to laugh at History of the World anymore. YMMV.
Maybe I need to add the paddling regimen back into my hookah sessions. |
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10-01-2004, 04:28 AM
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#2803
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Aw, shit. This will simply embolden Sebby.
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10-01-2004, 10:42 AM
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halfsharkalligatorhalfmod
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The Ryugyong Hotel
Posts: 3,218
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New avatar
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Originally posted by mmm3587
New avatar, because Sarah Silverman is hot, funny and has beautiful breasts.
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Concur WRT "hot" and "beautiful breasts". I find her more annoying than funny, however.
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10-01-2004, 10:48 AM
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#2805
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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New avatar
Quote:
Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Adam Carolla
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I like Jimmy's TV show, but I think the wrong guy got famous from the Man Show. Adam was usually funnier than Jimmy. Maybe Adam is too strange looking for mainstream TV?
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