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12-01-2006, 05:32 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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What do Drunks drink.
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Good one. That line of mockery is as hilarious as it is original. Hey, any commentary on how my mother performed sexually? Ha!
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2. Say what you will about Ironhead, but I never have trouble understanding the jokes or meanings in his posts. For that matter I tend to start anticipating what they'll be about 2 words in.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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12-01-2006, 05:33 PM
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#2792
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Rose City 'til I Die
Posts: 3,306
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What do Drunks drink.
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
SN makes a porter? Hmmmm. I don't dig the SN Pale Ale anymore. Too sugary. I dig the Anchor Beer and porter. Nice and crisp. Not too sugary.
While you're at it, sample a lighter wheat beer with some Basil Hayden's. That was my favorite small batch bourbon. Nice and easy. Perfect on the rocks in the Summer. Knob Creek is 100 proof and goes down like a liquer. It'll smack you down.
Knock down a Red Bull midway through your drinking. Brings the tail end up nicely.
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I've been enjoying Russel's Reserve (from Wild Turkey) of late; a very nice thank-gawd-the-kids-are-in-bed sort of drink. And on sale here recently.
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Drinking gin from a jam jar.
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12-01-2006, 05:33 PM
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#2793
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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What do Drunks drink.
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I guess we all just assumed you would provide that information for us.
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Flower's mother did not perform 12 sex acts with the basketball team. she performed 1 sex act 12 times.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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12-01-2006, 05:43 PM
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#2794
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Patch Diva
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Winter Wonderland
Posts: 4,607
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Upside Down Christmas Trees
If it weren't for my neighbors, I'd never know the latest trends in home & garden decor. They have the Target version
 Not the Hammacher Schlemmer one
ETA: That just looks like an accident waiting to happen. The Fugee Cat would race to the "top" and knock it over in a heart beat.
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12-01-2006, 05:46 PM
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#2795
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Upside Down Christmas Trees
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Originally posted by Fugee
If it weren't for my neighbors, I'd never know the latest trends in home & garden decor. They have the Target version
Not the Hammacher Schlemmer one
ETA: That just looks like an accident waiting to happen. The Fugee Cat would race to the "top" and knock it over in a heart beat.
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That's the stupidest thing I've seen in a while. You gentiles sure are weird.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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12-01-2006, 05:48 PM
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#2796
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Upside Down Christmas Trees
Quote:
Originally posted by Fugee
If it weren't for my neighbors, I'd never know the latest trends in home & garden decor. They have the Target version
Not the Hammacher Schlemmer one
ETA: That just looks like an accident waiting to happen. The Fugee Cat would race to the "top" and knock it over in a heart beat.
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People are insanely stupid.
My sister's dog took out the Christmas Tree one year. He ran by at full speed, whipped his leash around the truck and kept on running because suddenly he was being chased by a Christmas tree. One of the funniest things I've ever seen. He made it out of the dining room, through the living room and into the hallway before we could stop him (and the tree).
Of course a Christmas party was starting in the ten minutes after it happened, so clean up, reassembly and calming Holden down was rather hasty.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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12-01-2006, 06:09 PM
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#2797
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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Upside Down Christmas Trees
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
That's the stupidest thing I've seen in a while. You gentiles sure are weird.
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We learn from those who came before us.
But it works better with the tree. |
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12-01-2006, 06:21 PM
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#2798
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
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Detente
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
What an excellent soundtrack for my office.
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Heh. I just saw a hyena taking a drink. Pretty cool stuff.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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12-01-2006, 06:30 PM
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#2799
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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You're Welcome
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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12-01-2006, 06:32 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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You're Welcome
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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
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So wait? Last year, after you gave someone a gift, they gave it to someone else? And then you took it back and are planning to give it to yet another person?
Indian giver.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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12-01-2006, 06:32 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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You're Welcome
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
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Maybe you didn't perform well Christmas night, if she dumped you the next day?
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12-01-2006, 06:33 PM
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#2802
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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You're Welcome
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
I'll give it to someone special
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Once bitten and twice shy
I keep my distance but you still catch my eye
Tell me baby do you recognise me?
Well it's been a year, it doesn't surprise me
Last Christmas... |
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12-01-2006, 06:34 PM
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#2803
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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You're Welcome
Quote:
Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Once bitten and twice shy
I keep my distance but you still catch my eye
Tell me baby do you recognise me?
Well it's been a year, it doesn't surprise me
Last Christmas...
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OK, you, I can see as being that forgettable. |
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12-01-2006, 06:34 PM
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Appalaichan Trail
Posts: 6,201
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You're Welcome
Quote:
Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special
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As I read this post, the song started playing on the radio - that was a little weird. How did you do that? |
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12-01-2006, 06:37 PM
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#2805
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
Posts: 5,364
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You're Welcome
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Originally posted by dtb
As I read this post, the song started playing on the radio - that was a little weird. How did you do that?
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you must have paid for the cheap hotel room in FL for the full psychic reading
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