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Old 02-02-2005, 07:21 PM   #2806
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For the love of God

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Not according to Jenna J. Spit is where it's at.
JJ is wrong [eta if we are talking about, say, a long, slow ass-fucking]. Spit is, however, great for reviving lube, or if you don't want the lube somewhere because you don't like the taste.

eta But it's not going to sub in for lube for long fuckings. It dries too fast and isn't nearly as slickery.

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Old 02-02-2005, 07:21 PM   #2807
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Nuts!

Mmmmmm. Nuts.
Woo hoo!
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Old 02-02-2005, 07:22 PM   #2808
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Does it count as bi if they don't chow box?
You're a rich man's me.
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Old 02-02-2005, 07:25 PM   #2809
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You're a rich man's me.
Please enlighten us as to what the poor man's version of "Does it count as bi if they don't chow box?" would be.
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Old 02-02-2005, 07:28 PM   #2810
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Please enlighten us as to what the poor man's version of "Does it count as bi if they don't chow box?" would be.
Usage of the term "chowing box."
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Old 02-02-2005, 07:29 PM   #2811
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Usage of the term "chowing box."
So you are both the poor man's version?

Shocking.

ETA let's have a threesome!
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Old 02-02-2005, 07:32 PM   #2812
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Usage of the term "chowing box."
My husband uses that terminology. I have not heard anyone else use it. hmm.
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Old 02-02-2005, 07:35 PM   #2813
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My husband uses that terminology. I have not heard anyone else use it. hmm.
This is a classic bad news/good news scenario.

Bad news: I've just been outed.

Good news: I fucked gwinky. Woo hoo!
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This is a classic bad news/good news scenario.

Bad news: I've just been outed.

Good news: I fucked gwinky. Woo hoo!
And chowed her box!
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And chowed her box!
It is a very chowable box. I will miss it. *sniff*
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*sniff*
Is that a sad sniff, a derisive sniff, or a "gee, your hair smells terrific!" sniff?
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Old 02-02-2005, 07:47 PM   #2817
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good news, kids!

Caffeinated Budweiser is on the way!



B-to-the-E! More.
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Caffeinated Budweiser is on the way!



B-to-the-E!
I am now wrinkling my nose at the thought of the smell of stale B^E
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Old 02-02-2005, 07:55 PM   #2819
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They got nothing on Tracy Hutson and Paige Hemmis. Now that's an Extreme Threesome.

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2. I wouldn't object to adding Connie Ramos and going for the quadrafecta, either.
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Old 02-02-2005, 08:19 PM   #2820
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Tasty Afternoon Treat (even for non-coffee drinkers)

1. one Cappucino flavor auto-drip coffee beverage
(here's a depiction of the packet that goes into the coffee machine; I'm discussing those single-serving, the-serving-doesn't-fill-up-a-styrofoam-cup coffee machines that are now in law firm kitchens across this great country, for those following along at home)
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\............../
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2. one packet sugar-free hot chocolate
3. one half n half creamer

Directions: prepare coffee per instructions on machine; dump 1/4 of coffee from cup in order to have adequate room for hot chocolate portion; dump hot chocolate mix into coffee cup; add 5-6 oz water; add half n half; stir; enjoy.

Only downside for non-coffee drinkers is the high coffee breath potential. Make sure to have some mouthwash for post-yummy beverage office conferences.


[ET fix artwork; diagramming is hard b/c extra spaces added to messages don't show up in actual posts.]

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