Removing the feeding tube from our aging hipster plaid pants - Page 188

NotFromHere · 04-21-2005, 07:04 PM

A group of scientists in Hong Kong spent five months from October last year measuring 148 ethnic Chinese volunteers aged between 23 and 93.

The average length of their flaccid penises was 8.46 centimeters (3.4 inches), which compared favorably with similar studies on other men overseas.

Germans have average lengths of about 8.6 centimeters, Israelis 8.3, Turks 7.8 and Filipinos 7.35. Italians were the longest at 9 centimeters and Americans averaged 8.8.

The study did not measure the penises when they were erect. (Which would have been the whole point for the damn study, no? Who the hell cares how big it is when it's just hanging there?)

It found that a man’s height bore no relation to the length of his member, but those with higher body mass indexes, or fat content, appeared to have shorter penises.

So you fatties are shrinking. And height means squat.

ThurgreedMarshall · 04-21-2005, 07:06 PM

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I am trying to picture TM's stoner college roomate with this for a pet:

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=shih+tzu/v=2/SID=w/l=IVI/SIG=12d5tld1c/EXP=1114207014/*-http%3A//www.eastridgefarms.net/images/Shih%20Tzu%20pic.jpg[/IMG]

TM's post college stoner roomate. And the dog in the photo you posted should be kicked on GP.

This is his dog:

TM

NotFromHere · 04-21-2005, 07:10 PM

Corey Clark, a 24-year-old former American Idol contestant, is claiming that he had a “secret affair” with the 42-year-old judge from the hit show, according to the new issue of Globe magazine.

Clarke reportedly is claiming that he had sex with Abdul in the guest room of her house, that she paid some of his expenses and promised to fund his career to the tune of $2 million, and that she made him vow to keep their relationship a secret. The allegations are reportedly from a book proposal that Clark has been shopping to publishers.

“[Abdul] told [Clark] she wanted to look out for him and be his ‘special friend,’” according to the Globe article. “But he claims she warned him that he couldn’t tell anyone or she’d make things very hard for him, cautioning, ‘Don’t screw me or you’ll be sorry.’” The proposal apparently also describes how Abdul once came up behind Clark, rubbed his neck, and then they began “kissing passionately and feeling each other up” as they moved to the guest bedroom.

Gack.

Clark got booted from the show after it was revealed that he faced charges of assaulting his teenage sister and clashing with police while resisting arrest.

The article also alleges that another "American Idol" contestant, Justin Guarini, bragged about having an affair with Abdul.
AHA!!

Separately, ABC is reportedly working on a “potentially explosive exposé” on “American Idol,” possibly about “the relationship between ‘Idol’ judges and contestants,” according to Variety magazine.

Anyone thoughts as to who she's banging this year? Bo? Constantine? Carrie? She loved Anwar for awhile - maybe him?
Less, what's the line in Vegas?

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04-21-2005, 07:10 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall

This is his dog:

TM

Shit, that dog tried to sell me a dime bag in Washington Square Park.

Flinty_McFlint · 04-21-2005, 07:13 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
A group of scientists in Hong Kong spent five months from October last year measuring 148 ethnic Chinese volunteers aged between 23 and 93.

I'm sorry, but that sounds like an awfully strange survey. And why did it take an average of 1 day to measure 1 guy? My goodness, the gals from Hookers at the Point could have done it in a day, or less.

str8outavannuys · 04-21-2005, 07:16 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Paris and Nicole are no longer friends.

"It's no big secret that Nicole and I are no longer friends," Hilton said in a statement Wednesday. "Nicole knows what she did, and that's all I'm ever going to say about it."

Last week, Hilton, 24, told USA Today that Richie will be replaced on "The Simple Life" by her friend Kimberly Stewart, the daughter of singer Rod Stewart.

Anyone know what Kimberly looks like? Is she hot? Not that I care. But you guys might.

Hotter than Nicole Richie.

But that's like being smarter than sunnybunny.

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notcasesensitive · 04-21-2005, 07:20 PM

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Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Hotter than Nicole Richie.

But that's like being smarter than sunnybunny.

str(random-cheap-shot-otd)8

jeezus, she looks just like Paris:

robustpuppy · 04-21-2005, 07:24 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
jeezus, she looks just like Paris:

Paris in 15 years, maybe.

You just knew she wouldn't be hotter than Paris.

NotFromHere · 04-21-2005, 07:27 PM

Paris with Tara and Kimberly.
Only 1 of these women can work a camera.

notcasesensitive · 04-21-2005, 07:28 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Paris in 15 years, maybe.

You just knew she wouldn't be hotter than Paris.

She's supposedly 24. Hard to tell from the photo whether she is or is not hotter than Paris, but having a dude that looks like Rod for a dad isn't a helpful starting point. What's with the requirement that the sidekick be the child of an aging musician?

Replaced_Texan · 04-21-2005, 07:30 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
TM's post college stoner roomate. And the dog in the photo you posted should be kicked on GP.

This is his dog:

TM

That is an adorable dog.

NotFromHere · 04-21-2005, 07:31 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
She's supposedly 24. Hard to tell from the photo whether she is or is not hotter than Paris, but having a dude that looks like Rod for a dad isn't a helpful starting point. What's with the requirement that the sidekick be the child of an aging musician?

The requirement apparently, is that you have to be a huge huge party girl. (Nicole has given up her lifestyle for DJ Homely guy) And not afraid to show your boobs through your clothing, judging by her pictures. And to be current friends with Paris.

mmm3587 · 04-21-2005, 07:32 PM

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
My post-college roomate's puppy ate:

1. About $50 worth of marijuana (doesn't sound like a lot, but that's a lot of pot for a dog that weighs less than 10 pounds). He was fucking stoned out of his mind and we were both petrified that he would die. My friend took him to the vet, but at that point, he had to just ride it out. He just kept leaning over, drooling and had his eyes 3/4th shut.

2. A Shishkebab stick. Whole. Mind you, the stick was about 80% the length of his body. He was in tremendous pain, couldn't move at all. We couldn't figure out what was wrong with him. The x-rays the vet took were unbelievable.

3. About $75 worth of weed (my roomate was a big smoker). Apparently he had a good high the first time and needed more to maintain once he got bigger.

My roomate never trained that damn dog, so if he could reach it, he would eat it. That, combined with the fact that he was a slob and smoked with a bunch of other bluntheads on sega league night, who then all ordered a bunch of shit, ate it and left everything lying around after they finally passed out at 6:30 am, did not make for a healthy combination.

TM

Man, all the times we've gone at it and it turns out that we probaly know the same people? SUNY-Binghamton, right? Go Bearcats!

ThurgreedMarshall · 04-21-2005, 07:33 PM

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Originally posted by ironweed
Shit, that dog tried to sell me a dime bag in Washington Square Park.

I hope you smelled it first.

TM

mmm3587 · 04-21-2005, 07:34 PM

Christ, you people sure know dogs who eat a lot of crazy shit. It's an adventure at my house when one of them gets the shits from stealing a cookie or pukes up a half-digested chew toy.

On the BARF diet, it's not bad, but can be a lot of work (at least, compared to dumping dry food out of a bag), and MANY of the people who are into it and support it are just wackjobs. The weirdest of the weird.