Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I'm trading in the Mercedes. Now stop picking on me.

Hey, you're young. You'd look cool in a fat long Benz. Its the old decrepit chicks who look bad in them.

I'd personally love to have a long black S500. It's look so strange for someone my age. So geriatric, but so comfortable.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Can I send you a picture? I want to know if I'm truly beautiful, because if I am, and fitness doesn't matter, I want to pack on the fucking feedbag and let myself reeeaaallly fucking go.

Please let me know. I've years of glazed hams, big macs and triple fudge sundaes to catch up on...

Me too. I noticed last week that I'm getting obsessive about the treadmill. Could be one addiction for another?

(ncs: Proceed.)

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
What about running 70 miles per week?

I can guarantee it doesn't make me physically look better...

But I always feel like I can run through a wall, even when I'm, not running, and I don't get tired or sore doing anything.*

*except for bowling. My god, two games and my wrist is killing me. I'll never make it past the semis.

That makes you obsessive but not in a vain kinda way. Or maybe it just means you are chasing the dragon. It is pretty hardcore.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by taxwonk
See? Think about it long enough and you answer your own question.

"Denise" is not actually a hairdresser; she's a legal secretary or a physician's assistant, or a cocktail waitress at the last three-martini lunch lounge downtown. The reason for the fake tits and the bleached blond hair is so she will look enough like the hookers and strippers that Marv, the divorced-long-enough-to-have-gotten-back-on-his-feet PI lawyer is sick of throwing money at for bodyslides and blowjobs on the road.

She knows that this will enhance her ability to attract Marv's attention. And she knows that Marv will marry her pretty quick because she swallows, and like Marv, she doesn't want any kids.*

From the first blowjob to the first S500 is only a matter of months. And she knows Marv won't ultimately throw her aside for a youngetr version of herself in 10 years because, well, he really doesn't have the looks or style to pull that maneuver off twice.

*Marv doesn't want any more kids because the child support from his first marriage is already costing him a left nut; Denise doesn't want them because pregnancy will fuck up the boob job.

Perhaps thats why I have contempt for Denise both pre and post S500. I'd like to believe that at least one thing in this world is not a purchase. Denises, by wearing the sort of shit that attracts a douche like Marv, advertise the fact that for 80% of us, everything is a self centered purchase. They're like glowing billboards reminding you of the low side of humanity.

Originally posted by taxwonk
See? Think about it long enough and you answer your own question.

"Denise" is not actually a hairdresser; she's a legal secretary or a physician's assistant, or a cocktail waitress at the last three-martini lunch lounge downtown. The reason for the fake tits and the bleached blond hair is so she will look enough like the hookers and strippers that Marv, the divorced-long-enough-to-have-gotten-back-on-his-feet PI lawyer is sick of throwing money at for bodyslides and blowjobs on the road.

She knows that this will enhance her ability to attract Marv's attention. And she knows that Marv will marry her pretty quick because she swallows, and like Marv, she doesn't want any kids.*

From the first blowjob to the first S500 is only a matter of months. And she knows Marv won't ultimately throw her aside for a youngetr version of herself in 10 years because, well, he really doesn't have the looks or style to pull that maneuver off twice.

*Marv doesn't want any more kids because the child support from his first marriage is already costing him a left nut; Denise doesn't want them because pregnancy will fuck up the boob job.

Who is Debbie again?

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Hey, you're young. You'd look cool in a fat long Benz. Its the old decrepit chicks who look bad in them.

I'd personally love to have a long black S500. It's look so strange for someone my age. So geriatric, but so comfortable.

Thank you.

I was reading last month's Harpers Bazaar last night (I do not know how I got subscribed to it, but man, it makes me feel poor). There was an article about Ellen Barkin and her marriage to Philadelphia native Ron Perelman. I have just one thing to say. I want to look that good when I am 50. And be married to a guy worth close to what Ronny is worth.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Who is Debbie again?

Debbie or Black Debbie?

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Me too. I noticed last week that I'm getting obsessive about the treadmill. Could be one addiction for another?

(ncs: Proceed.)

Is "glazed ham" similar to "pressed ham"?

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Perhaps thats why I have contempt for Denise both pre and post S500. I'd like to believe that at least one thing in this world is not a purchase. Denises, by wearing the sort of shit that attracts a douche like Marv, advertise the fact that for 80% of us, everything is a self centered purchase. They're like glowing billboards reminding you of the low side of humanity.

If you are a top notch Denise, you get a Charlie, even if your tits looks like 25 pound barbells. I wonder if two pregnancies have fucked them up?

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I had sex with someone from str8's highschool. I don't recall any holy grail conversation (apart from the usual).

Was he a tough who hung out by the south doors? That seems to be your type.

I had a lengthy and intimate relationship (twice) with someone who went to GWNC's school. She's now somewhat of a public figure in her very narrow academic field, so I'd best say no more about her. Outing myself is one thing. Her, quite another.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
That makes you obsessive but not in a vain kinda way. Or maybe it just means you are chasing the dragon. It is pretty hardcore.

I'm only putting in 25-40 right now. It's embarrassing. I feel like those post-college fratters trying to lose the Milwaukee's Best beer gut who run in their baggy shorts, sleeveless t-shirts and Nike Shox just to go home and throw back a burrito as big as your head from La Bamba.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Anne Elk
I'd like to see the highlights of Lehman's saves. All the articles highlighted his stellar play rather than a choke.

True dat. It was a very good save on the PK, and he made some other beauts, including one in extra time. However, Lljungberg made what might have been the save of the season with his head off of a point blank header by Van Nistelroy.

Arsenal was really shite. Makes me mad just thinking about it.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
How come the only time you post, it is to respond to Ironwood?

Because Flower is too busy IM'ing me to follow the boards.

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I'm only putting in 25-40 right now. It's embarrassing. I feel like those post-college fratters trying to lose the Milwaukee's Best beer gut who run in their baggy shorts, sleeveless t-shirts and Nike Shox just to go home and throw back a burrito as big as your head from La Bamba.

I know. Its hard to maintain your obsessive drive when you are happily esconced with a special someone.

And its dangerous when your favorite food is a burrito the size of one of Anna Nicole's fake tits.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Hey, you're young. You'd look cool in a fat long Benz. Its the old decrepit chicks who look bad in them.

What do old decrepit chicks look cool in? For future reference.