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[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Completely. One would think MR would know this just by running a count of the number of PMs Not Bob gets on a daily basis from the Laydees. I'm sure these super fancy bulletin board thingys must have a way to track shit like that.

Chicks dig Podunkville.

A little birdie tells me that Spanky is far and away the winner in this respect. In fact, his box overfloweth with PMs from the Laydee(s), and is full. Sorry Not Bob.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Football Dad from Sports Kids Moms and Dads: "Little children choose their parents, and I know that Trent chose me, so that he could have my help in becoming an NFL receiver."

Mrs. Str8: "Trent could have had any parent, and chose a guy who delivers Dominos pizza?"

Str8: "Yeah, I think I'd have gone for Heinz Ward."

Exciting times in the str8 household, let me tell you.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Why would you want to get out of hooking up?

Or perhaps the question is, since when do you ever want to get out of hooking up?

No offense, but she chose Heinz Ward.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Why would you want to get out of hooking up?

Or perhaps the question is, since when do you ever want to get out of hooking up?

Shocking as this may seem, I'm not attracted to absolutely everyone in the universe.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I tried working it a little bit early on. Then I met some chick who was a reborn virgin. I gave up right then and there. I'd never seen that shit before.

I was invisible in law school.

Law School's the time to take intro Spanish to meet hot fresh-babes.

And to use the good-will/notoriety you built up during college to keep bangin' undergrads.

And if that fails, to pick some of the low-hanging fruit crop that is the female law school population. Though in fairness, there were a couple of fun 3d year cutie friends who were more than willing to corrupt a young 1L . . . damn you for graduating, class of '97. Damn you.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Shocking as this may seem, I'm not attracted to absolutely everyone in the universe.

Sigh, don't I know it. Rub it in more, why dontcha.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Exciting times in the str8 household, let me tell you.

WHen you're 41 weeks pregnant, the speedball-and-jager parties taper off a bit.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
One of my friends growing up discovered her allergy to red wine in a similar way: her boyfriend poured a bottle of red wine over her naked tits, and she broke out in massives hives, requiring a trip to the ED.

Shit, thats frightening. We had this horrible little twist on my freshman hall who bitched an moaned all day about how she hated the north and wanted to go to Vanderbilt. She was bitching and moaning about some crap at a formals my freshman year and, I just looked at her and poured a goblet of Boone's Farm down the front of her dress. I wound up paying for the dress, but, fuck... if she'd been allergic, I'd have been facing a battery charge. They'd have thrown my ass out of school.

And consequently I'd probably have actually done something with my life.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Law School's the time to take intro Spanish to meet hot fresh-babes.

And to use the good-will/notoriety you built up during college to keep bangin' undergrads.

And if that fails, to pick some of the low-hanging fruit crop that is the female law school population. Though in fairness, there were a couple of fun 3d year cutie friends who were more than willing to corrupt a young 1L . . . damn you for graduating, class of '97. Damn you.

Law school's the time to rediscover masturbation.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Law School's the time to take intro Spanish to meet hot fresh-babes.

And to use the good-will/notoriety you built up during college to keep bangin' undergrads.

And if that fails, to pick some of the low-hanging fruit crop that is the female law school population. Though in fairness, there were a couple of fun 3d year cutie friends who were more than willing to corrupt a young 1L . . . damn you for graduating, class of '97. Damn you.

The male law school population ain't exactly an Apricot farm.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
I used to think I really came out of my shell in law school and blossomed into a really super awesome fun-loving life-of-the-party person. Now I realize that it wasn't so much me, but the fact that I was now surrounded by souless, miserable, unfunny, social maladjusted bastards in law school, which made me look great in comparison. Kind of like here.

Not so much here.

TM

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
WHen you're 41 weeks pregnant, the speedball-and-jager parties taper off a bit.

But there's an uptick in the living-in-the-past, oh-the-tail-I-got-me-at-my-fine-school posts to make up for it.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Law school's the time to rediscover masturbation.

When do you think my vibrator collection really started growing?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Shocking as this may seem, I'm not attracted to absolutely everyone in the universe.

I was standing next to this awkward woman at lunch and thinking there was something about her that made me want to fuck her. She wasn't hot, but not heinous either. Just kinda goofy looking. I was thinking she'd be all sloppy and messed up in the sack. The kind of girl who'd moan too loud, probably bend my dick in a direction its not supposed to go and bounce around a lot like some confused tourette's addled mess. Ever get that sort of odd attraction to something that normally wouldn't be attractive? A little, say, curiosity about the "truly, really strange"?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
When do you think my vibrator collection really started growing?

Oh, shit. I can't imagine how hard it must be on women. At least as a guy you can check out of the social scene and none of the defectives will try to hit on you. How the hell do you rebuff a male law student?