Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Ann Taylor navy skirt suit, Thomas Pink shirt and pearls underneath and heels. That is what I was wearing at the time of purchase/perusal.

psst....Hank -- tell her that it would help if she drank a Drano cocktail before going shopping (since she seems to blindly obey you)

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by barely_legal
psst....Hank -- tell her that it would help if she drank a Drano cocktail before going shopping (since she seems to blindly obey you)

Hank luffs me since I defended him recently. Still bitter and unmarried I see?

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Hank luffs me since I defended him recently. Still bitter and unmarried I see?

Oh good, we can start this one again. I wish I were married to a guy who told me to lose weight. That sounds healthy and fun. Instead I just get to live with and fuck a guy who thinks I'm perfect the way I am.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by barely_legal
Oh good, we can start this one again. I wish I were married to a guy who told me to lose weight. That sounds healthy and fun. Instead I just get to live with and fuck a guy who thinks I'm perfect the way I am.

And best of all, because he's a guy, he doesn't want you to change.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Well, it looks like I now have some fun summer reading to do:

http://www.jatox.com/abstracts/2000/...vandekerk.html

Evaluation of Testosterone/Epitestosterone Ratio Influential Factors as Determined in Doping Analysis
D.H. van de Kerkhof1, D. de Boer1,2, J.H.H. Thijssen1,3, and R.A.A. Maes1
1Utrecht Institute of Pharmaceutical Sciences (UIPS), Department of Human Toxicology, University of Utrecht, Sorbonnelaan 16, 3584 CA Utrecht, The Netherlands; 2Instituto Nacional do Desporto, Laboratório de Análises de Dopagem e Bioquímica, Av. Prof. Egas Moniz (Estádio Universitário), 1600 Lisboa, Portugal; and 3Department of Endocrinology, Academisch Ziekenhuis Utrecht, Heidelberglaan 100, P.O. Box 8550, 3508 GA Utrecht, The Netherlands

The ratio of the concentration of testosterone glucuronide to the concentration of epitestosterone glucuronide (T/E ratio) as determined in urine is the most frequently used method to prove testosterone abuse by athletes. A T/E ratio higher than 6 has been considered as proof of abuse in the past; however, cases of naturally occurring higher T/E ratios have been described. Since the introduction of the T/E ratio in doping analysis, the parameters that may or may not influence the T/E ratio, possibly leading to false-positive results, have been debated. To achieve more insight on the influencing circumstances, an overview is given to obtain an objective view on the merits of the urinary T/E ratio. Relevant analytical aspects of the T/E ratio, potential parameters of endogenous and exogenous origins, as well as some alternative methods to determine testosterone abuse, such as the urinary testosterone/luteinizing hormone ratio, gas chromatography– combustion–isotope-ratio mass spectrometry, hair analysis, and high-performance liquid chromatography–mass spectrometry, are discussed.

PCP can also skew the T/E ratio high, and that isn't banned as a competition enhancer.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by barely_legal
Oh good, we can start this one again. I wish I were married to a guy who told me to lose weight. That sounds healthy and fun. Instead I just get to live with and fuck a guy who thinks I'm perfect the way I am.

and when you do change, you will have no recourse. you remind me of those young chicks that brag that they have a sugar daddy set up. WTF are they going to do when they age? ain't no sugar daddy looking for a gently used older model.

bitter.told.you.so.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by spookyfish
And best of all, because he's a guy, he doesn't want you to change.

But I will anyway! It's inevitable. Albert Einstein can't be wrong.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by RealityBites
I missed you.

But did you miss MR?

TM

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
and when you do change, you will have no recourse.

bitter.told.you.so.

um, what recourse would I have if I were married? Is there a way to unilaterally prevent divorce? If you know how to do that, you should write a book -- then you'll make lots of money and can afford all the LV bags you want! Yay!!!!!!!!!

And actually I am a sugar momma. Why would I want to get married to someone who could take half my assets if we split? Is that why you are still married -- b/c you are the wage-earner and you don't want him taking half of your coach bags in the divorce?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by barely_legal
um, what recourse would I have if I were married? Is there a way to unilaterally prevent divorce? If you know how to do that, you should write a book -- then you'll make lots of money and can afford all the LV bags you want! Yay!!!!!!!!!

dude, psst. your bitter is showing. and I think unhappy and desperate are peeking out as well. heh.

[barely_legal]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
dude, psst. your bitter is showing. and I think unhappy and desperate are peeking out as well. heh.

Yeah, that's what's showing.

I'm done playing with the retard now, everybody. Sorry to interrupt your more interesting discussions. It's time to actually dust off the ignore list.

Originally posted by patentparanyc
and when you do change, you will have no recourse. you remind me of those young chicks that brag that they have a sugar daddy set up. WTF are they going to do when they age? ain't no sugar daddy looking for a gently used older model.

bitter.told.you.so.

So you think losing weight is going to keep your husband on the straight and narrow?!

ha! talk about naive. (i would have said you were a young chick, but I didn't want to miss the mark.)

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by barely_legal
Yeah, that's what's showing.

I'm done playing with the retard now, everybody. Sorry to interrupt your more interesting discussions. It's time to actually dust off the ignore list.

Listen, STFU. I was posting unprovoked and playing nice in the sandbox and you had to go all nasty on me, par usual. You, ma'am, are the retard.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
But did you miss MR?

TM

uhhh...

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by RealityBites
So you think losing weight is going to keep your husband on the straight and narrow?!

ha! talk about naive. (i would have said you were a young chick, but I didn't want to miss the mark.)

Nope I earn the money. See, in re: Penske "if you control the money...yadda yadda"

Jeebus, Yay Beer! lighten up kiddies.