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05-24-2005, 04:56 PM
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#2821
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Holy Implants, Batman!
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
What do old decrepit chicks look cool in? For future reference.
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Coffins. Duh. |
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05-24-2005, 04:57 PM
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#2822
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Holy Implants, Batman!
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Coffins. Duh.
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Hm. Good point. Euthanasia.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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05-24-2005, 04:58 PM
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#2823
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Holy Implants, Batman!
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Hm. Good point. Euthanasia.
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You can just smother yourself with your own hideous breast implants. |
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05-24-2005, 04:59 PM
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#2824
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Holy Implants, Batman!
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
I know. Its hard to maintain your obsessive drive when you are happily esconced with a special someone.
And its dangerous when your favorite food is a burrito the size of one of Anna Nicole's fake tits.
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It's actually a great way to get out of the house, think about whatever you want or listen to music.
It's work that's sweatin' me. Who has the key to these bronze handcuffs?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-24-2005, 05:00 PM
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#2825
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Holy Implants, Batman!
Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
What do old decrepit chicks look cool in? For future reference.
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Jags
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-24-2005, 05:01 PM
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#2826
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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Holy Implants, Batman!
Saw this on a pop-up dating service ad. What is Her body language saying?
She's from windsor.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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05-24-2005, 05:06 PM
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#2827
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Holy Implants, Batman!
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Saw this on a pop-up dating service ad. What is Her body language saying?
She's from windsor.
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One in the pink, none in the stink?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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05-24-2005, 05:07 PM
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#2828
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,207
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Holy Implants, Batman!
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Jags
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Too true. No car says "impotent" or "drier than beef jerky" better than a Jag.
The mid sized one is also hardcore NoJersey.
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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05-24-2005, 05:09 PM
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#2829
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
Posts: 3,540
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Base Running
I forgot what we decided the bases are......someone enlighten me please?
First Base = Kissing
Second Base = Hands Over Clothes
Third Base = Hands Under Clothes
Homerun = Deposition
Grand Slam = FFM
Is this correct? Very important that I get responses quickly.
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05-24-2005, 05:09 PM
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#2830
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Holy Implants, Batman!
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Too true. No car says "impotent" or "drier than beef jerky" better than a Jag.
The mid sized one is also hardcore NoJersey.
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Am I the only one who thinks that the Jags now just look like Ford Taureses? Why on earth would anyone drive one of those things? |
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05-24-2005, 05:11 PM
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#2831
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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Base Running
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I forgot what we decided the bases are......someone enlighten me please?
First Base = Kissing
Second Base = Hands Over Clothes
Third Base = Hands Under Clothes
Homerun = Deposition
Grand Slam = FFM
Is this correct? Very important that I get responses quickly.
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It seems that oral sex is missing from the line up. Third base?
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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05-24-2005, 05:11 PM
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#2832
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Base Running
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I forgot what we decided the bases are......someone enlighten me please?
First Base = Kissing
Second Base = Hands Over Clothes
Third Base = Hands Under Clothes
Homerun = Deposition
Grand Slam = FFM
Is this correct? Very important that I get responses quickly.
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I always thought second base was touching the boobies and third base was touching the other fun stuff... |
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05-24-2005, 05:12 PM
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#2833
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Guest
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Base Running
Quote:
Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I forgot what we decided the bases are......someone enlighten me please?
First Base = Kissing
Second Base = Hands Over Clothes
Third Base = Hands Under Clothes
Homerun = Deposition
Grand Slam = FFM
Is this correct? Very important that I get responses quickly.
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No
FIrst base is kissing
Second base is up the shirt
Third base is down the pants
Home run is deposition
I didn't know grandslam was a category.
Whats the rush? You teaching a sixth grade health class this afternoon? |
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05-24-2005, 05:13 PM
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#2834
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World Ruler
Join Date: Apr 2003
Posts: 12,057
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Holy Implants, Batman!
Quote:
Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Too true. No car says "impotent" or "drier than beef jerky" better than a Jag.
The mid sized one is also hardcore NoJersey.
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There was a movie years ago about an advertising exec who got sent to a mental institution after he pitched an idea about injecting honesty into advertising. For example, his slogan for Volvo was "They're boxy, but they're good." The slogan for Jags was "For the man who wants to get handjobs from women he hardly knows."
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"More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way."
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05-24-2005, 05:13 PM
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#2835
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Flaired.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Out with Lumbergh.
Posts: 9,954
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Holy Implants, Batman!
Quote:
Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Me too. I noticed last week that I'm getting obsessive about the treadmill. Could be one addiction for another?
(ncs: Proceed.)
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Thank you, RT. Now I need to remember all the great things I wanted to say today. Eh. I got nothing. So instead I give you this:
1. Bryson: I enjoyed listening to A Short History of Nearly Everything (or whatever it is called) on the car ride from Dallas to LA. Maybe he is more sufferable (or less insufferable) on tape than he is in print. Or maybe fringey and I are just an easy crowd (wait, don't answer that).
2. Implants: I thought Paigow was pro-Pam Anderson (maybe I misremember). If so, how does she reconcile her general disdain for the implants? If you're gonna do it, make it worthwhile, or what? This has probably been addressed before, but I can't recall.
3. Exercise: I wish I were an addict. I've been trying to figure out how to force myself into an exercise, because right now it is sooo painful to me. I've been getting up early and attending boot camp for 6 weeks now and it is simply awful. Maybe if I had the free time to get really into hiking or something it would be not bad, but exercise for the sake of exercise really blows. |
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