Merry Generic Winter Day-Off With No Religious Content

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Now I know why sitcom writers think that the viewing public will find the hot wife/schlumpy or geeky husband combination to be believable.

Hot wife?

More like Separated at Birth

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
TM is going to complain, but...

Yes, I am. I don't get why, after all of her posts, you would think that she can understand what you're saying, even when you break it down into objectively easy to understand points. It is simply not worth it.

TM

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Whilst at ASU, did you go to the Dash Inn? Did you see me there? Did I spill my drink on you? If so, I apologize.

what is the hamburger place called? Beer/wine burgers. there's a line out the door. you order at the counter. a real pit- it's probably been there for decades

I was at a gym on Campus and asked a student at the desk for a good hamburger place. She was as fit as say, PPNYC. At first she claimed she had no idea- fat girl's denial, but then she says "I heard (right...) that _____ is good."

she was right. it was great. and the first time I had roasted peppers on a burger.

[bold_n_brazen]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
what is the hamburger place called? Beer/wine burgers. there's a line out the door. you order at the counter. a real pit- it's probably been there for decades

I was at a gym on Campus and asked a student at the desk for a good hamburger place. She was as fit as say, PPNYC. At first she claimed she had no idea- fat girl's denial, but then she says "I heard (right...) that _____ is good."

she was right. it was great. and the first time I had roasted peppers on a burger.

I have no idea. Every time I went to ASU, I was hammered. Beyond the Dash, I couldn't tell you.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Not Bob
Am I a sap because I did find their story sweet?

Don't be ridiculous, Not Bob. That is not why you're a sap.

TM

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
what is the hamburger place called? Beer/wine burgers. there's a line out the door. you order at the counter. a real pit- it's probably been there for decades

I was at a gym on Campus and asked a student at the desk for a good hamburger place. She was as fit as say, PPNYC. At first she claimed she had no idea- fat girl's denial, but then she says "I heard (right...) that _____ is good."

she was right. it was great. and the first time I had roasted peppers on a burger.

Chubby girls always know the good places for a burger.

In Harvard Square, for instance it used to be The Tasty before they tore it down. Not my fave, since it was REALLY greasy.

In NY I like Berger's Deli.

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I don't actually think anyone is jealous of their "passion."

I bet a sex videos gets fewer hits than "Monkeys fucking" on google video.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Another fake name story: When I lived in LA, a parking valet at the Cheesecake Factory in Redondo Beach once asked for my phone number. I gave him a fake name and my real number. (See how smart I am?) My roommates and I changed our outgoing message on the answering machine to include a new, fifth roommate with my fictional name. I actually went on several dates with this guy using my fake name. After a while, I realised I'd like him better if he didn't speak. The girl with the fake name moved away shortly after that.

Ha. That's awesome! Poor people are so stupid.

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Fat girls are different than fat guys. Fat girls will go out of their way to do things to make up for being fat.

Like what? Cook?

TM

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by Bad_Rich_Chic
Say:

"How so?"

In other What to Say news, this particularly useful tidbit is from todays Miss Manner's column.

Dear Miss Manners:

From the row in back of me on a flight I took yesterday, I overheard a man say, to the two young women sitting there, "Hi! My name's Frank. What are your names?"

After a noticeable pause, the two women answered with their first names.

I would not have wanted to give my name under the circumstances but couldn't think of a polite way, if I'd been the one asked, to decline to do so. How can you turn a guy like this off?

By whispering, "I'm traveling incognito. Please don't give me away. Pretend you don't know me."

I have been saving these up for a time like this:

Harry Balls
Dick Gzinya
Oliver Klosoff
Al Kaholic
Ben Dover or Eileen Dover
Mike Hunt
Adam Zapel
April Schauer

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Like what? Cook?

TM

Obviously, you have never fucked a fat girl. The old rock n roll saying was "You ain't been fucked 'til you been fucked by a fat girl."

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
I have been saving these up for a time like this:

Harry Balls
Dick Gzinya
Oliver Klosoff
Al Kaholic
Ben Dover or Eileen Dover
Mike Hunt
Adam Zapel
April Schauer

Remember my Rufus Leeking sock......

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Maybe you could provide ppnyc with a primer on what it looks like when a man actually hits on a woman.

She wouldn't get it. She would say something like, "Oh my God! Maybe you should stop hitting on me so we could get on with the lesson."

TM

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
You had a girlfriend?
I had no idea....

Sheeyit. If she had a trust fund, I wouldn't know any of you silly motherfuckers.

TM

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Don't be ridiculous, Not Bob. That is not why you're a sap.

B_R_C beat you to it, you big meanie.