Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Amy Acuff is a high-jumper. But I agree. she is fine. Kind of skinny though.

I just googled and I feel bad for mocking the name of an accomplished Olympian.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
That's because it's not humor. It's something that Flinty started and Hank ran with it (because he doesn't have an original thought - see Gilligan, Guernica) and even Atticus jumped on-board at one point (where is he?) It wasn't ever funny, but some people just can't let go.

It's not nearly as funny as, say, pegging gramps, but it's not completely unfunny.

Judged, of course, by the funniness standards here, which are more like the looks standards at a dive bar in Minneapolis at 2 pm than the looks standards for a Victoria's Secret catalog.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Except for Amy Acuff. She fine.

HELL YES> Especially when she wears fur:

[Adder]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Amy Acuff is a high-jumper. But I agree. she is fine. Kind of skinny though.

Indeed. And kind of tall, probably.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Is Amanda Beard's someone's real name? Because it sounds like someone Bart Simpson would ask for when crank-calling Moe's.

you're confusing her with Amanda Hugginkiss.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Paigow, sebby -- six, half-dozen. Drug-addled rants.

Not to mention bad spelling, good hair, love of jam bands, elitist sense of entitlement, dislike of the striving upwardly mobile, and funnyness (intentional and otherwise).

[Sigh] I do miss her.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
She is hot, although I don't know if you're thinking of her. (and I don't know if I'm thinking of her when I say "except for the teeth").

I think so. She's also got a permanently surprised expression -overplucked brows. not that any of that is relevant to her accomplished-ness. Or her body-hotness.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
you're confusing her with Amanda Hugginkiss.

Is that an original whiff?

I made that connection because I think that woman who played Al Bundy's neighbor on that wretched show was named Amanda, and when she came out as a lesbian it was a big deal because she was concerned about the effect on her career. And then I used it in a sentence: Nicole Kidman* needed Amanda Beard so she married Tom Cruise.


*NTISSAL and if I were, NTTAWWT.

[Adder]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I think so. She's also got a permanently surprised expression -overplucked brows. not that any of that is relevant to her accomplished-ness. Or her body-hotness.

I think I might have to give her the "too skinny." But that is probably required of a world class high jumper.

And she has no hips to speak of.





But as a gift, I give you this pose:

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
It's not nearly as funny as, say, pegging gramps, but it's not completely unfunny.

Judged, of course, by the funniness standards here, which are more like the looks standards at a dive bar in Minneapolis at 2 pm than the looks standards for a Victoria's Secret catalog.

A dive bar in Minneapolis full of Law Professors and Government attorneys?

[Adder]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Several male swimmers are also very hot. And I think there is a female swimmer who is hot - Amanda Beard? Is that who I am thinking of?

Amanda gets my vote. To me, a much more appealing body than Amy.





But in related news, is this not one of the better days on this board or what?

[Adder]

Originally posted by spookyfish
A dive bar in Minneapolis full of Law Professors and Government attorneys?

Strangely enough, I once had a friend travel for a weekend in Minneapolis and come back to tell me how hot all the women are there.

Um.. I was confused and wondered if he got sidetracked in Brazile or something.

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
That's because it's not humor. It's something that Flinty started and Hank ran with it (because he doesn't have an original thought - see Gilligan, Guernica) and even Atticus jumped on-board at one point (where is he?) It wasn't ever funny, but some people just can't let go.

That hurts. People who know me well know that I've never started anything in my life. Heck, it took the promise of an hot afghani breakfast to get me out of bed this morning.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
That hurts. People who know me well know that I've never started anything in my life. Heck, it took the promise of an hot afghani breakfast to get me out of bed this morning.

A hot afghani breakfast?


Is this a euphemism for something?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by spookyfish
A hot afghani breakfast?


Is this a euphemism for something?

I sure as hell hope so, otherwise I paid too much.