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08-30-2006, 05:55 PM
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#271
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Why do the Red Sox suck so hard?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
frites grand et trapu
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I like frites
From Bar Americain
and Brasserie Jo, Boston. |
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08-30-2006, 05:56 PM
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#272
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Serious Fashion Question Kids
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I don't wear wide belts. I like to slouch at my desk like a fertile octagenarian and the belt would cut in to my ribs.
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we could attenuate the width of the belt, so not as to interfere with your fertility, dude. |
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08-30-2006, 05:58 PM
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#273
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the poor-man's spuckler
Join Date: Apr 2005
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Why do the Red Sox suck so hard?
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Except in South Dakota, where a waitress once told me that one of the specials was ga-NOTCH-ee.
I didn't order them. Someone at my table did. They were like tater tots.
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I assume it was an EYE-talian place? |
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08-30-2006, 05:58 PM
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#274
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Why do the Red Sox suck so hard?
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I assume it was an EYE-talian place?
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I shudder. make.it.stop.
expresso drinker, you. sock. |
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08-30-2006, 05:59 PM
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#275
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Why do the Red Sox suck so hard?
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It doesn't smell as good as fresh hate.
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Can you get rid of the odor with a small bowl of vinegar?
Damn it, STP. And beaten by someone who is complaining that the board is moving too fast.
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delicious strawberry death!
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08-30-2006, 06:01 PM
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#276
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Why do the Red Sox suck so hard?
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Italian is easy. Emphasize the second to last syllable.
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My brother speaks Italian. I've pretty much stopped ordering and taken up with RP's pointing at the menu method when I'm around him because he always corrects my pronunciation.
That said, he's very useful to have around in Italy. He's gay, he speaks the language. He blends well.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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08-30-2006, 06:03 PM
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#277
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Moderasaurus Rex
Join Date: May 2004
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Why do the Red Sox suck so hard?
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Originally posted by Spanky
According to Slave, I always smell.
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He can have my proxy on that one.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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08-30-2006, 06:03 PM
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For what it's worth
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Why do the Red Sox suck so hard?
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My brother speaks Italian. I've pretty much stopped ordering and taken up with RP's pointing at the menu method when I'm around him because he always corrects my pronunciation.
That said, he's very useful to have around in Italy. He's gay, he speaks the language. He blends well.
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I hate to sterotype, but if he is gay, he probably has pretty good personal hygiene, which would prevent him from really blending in. |
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08-30-2006, 06:04 PM
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#279
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Moderasaurus Rex
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Why do the Red Sox suck so hard?
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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Can you get rid of the odor with a small bowl of vinegar?
Damn it, STP. And beaten by someone who is complaining that the board is moving too fast.
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Get yourself a double expresso.
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“It was fortunate that so few men acted according to moral principle, because it was so easy to get principles wrong, and a determined person acting on mistaken principles could really do some damage." - Larissa MacFarquhar
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08-30-2006, 06:05 PM
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#280
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Why do the Red Sox suck so hard?
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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Get yourself a double expresso.
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I don't drink coffee.
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delicious strawberry death!
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08-30-2006, 06:05 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
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True Story
So the cashier where I bought my lunch today told me that I remind her of Julie Andrews. So cleverly, I said "thank you. Mary Poppins or Sound of Music?" It was clever because I took out of consideration Victor/Victoria or any other movie with aging or old Julie in it. And she said "Sound of Music." So there you go.
She did not hand me a straw, but showed me where to get paper napkins and a plastic fork. So I am not sure what to make of that.
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08-30-2006, 06:07 PM
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#282
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Why do the Red Sox suck so hard?
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Originally posted by Spanky
I hate to sterotype, but if he is gay, he probably has pretty good personal hygiene, which would prevent him from really blending in.
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This is one of my most favorite posts ever.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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08-30-2006, 06:07 PM
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#283
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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True Story
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
So the cashier where I bought my lunch today told me that I remind her of Julie Andrews. So cleverly, I said "thank you. Mary Poppins or Sound of Music?" It was clever because I took out of consideration Victor/Victoria or any other movie with aging or old Julie in it. And she said "Sound of Music." So there you go.
She did not hand me a straw, but showed me where to get paper napkins and a plastic fork. So I am not sure what to make of that.
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Somewhere in your wicked childhood, you must have done something good. |
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08-30-2006, 06:08 PM
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#284
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Why do the Red Sox suck so hard?
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
My brother speaks Italian. I've pretty much stopped ordering and taken up with RP's pointing at the menu method when I'm around him because he always corrects my pronunciation.
That said, he's very useful to have around in Italy. He's gay, he speaks the language. He blends well.
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I thought you were Artistocratic Mexican? The Spaniards didn't have much trouble communicating with the Italians (as far as I could tell).
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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08-30-2006, 06:10 PM
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#285
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
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True Story
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
So the cashier where I bought my lunch today told me that I remind her of Julie Andrews. So cleverly, I said "thank you. Mary Poppins or Sound of Music?" It was clever because I took out of consideration Victor/Victoria or any other movie with aging or old Julie in it. And she said "Sound of Music." So there you go.
She did not hand me a straw, but showed me where to get paper napkins and a plastic fork. So I am not sure what to make of that.
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Did you sing for her? One day, I'll embarrass myself terribly but have a great time doing so on the Sound of Music tour in Salzberg.
I think Julie Andrews has selected her plastic surgeons well.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
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