Fashion Board 11-2-03 - 12-09-03 - Page 190

ltl/fb · 11-26-2003, 03:46 PM

while appropriately sized, I feel that neither NFH's Johnny Depp nor NotBob's Daria properly express my personality. NFH also (understandably) violates the "same gender" rule.

I'm thinking I need a more positive image. No severed anything. Maybe an adorable little kitten?

NotBob, you are oh-so-funny. I heart you. You should know this by now. I particularly heart you because you already had the avatar someplace and I'm sure have not been spending huge amounts of time locating an avatar for me.

I would say you people need to get lives, but your eagerness to please is beneficial to me so I won't.

Atticus Grinch · 11-26-2003, 03:50 PM

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Originally posted by Fugee
I missed the one with the furniture ruining advice. What was it?

"Having trouble removing the shrinkwrap from a new CD? Just place it on its edge against your coffee table, and zip it along the edge. Voila! No muss, no fuss." Completely paraphrased, but it sounds like something he would say.

You'll try this exactly once before realizing that they call them "jewel cases" because they cut through a wooden coffee table like Deuced's diamond hard nipples. I guess gay dudes really do live in flats with furniture made entirely of stainless steel and glass.

robustpuppy · 11-26-2003, 03:54 PM

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Originally posted by Not Bob
I really like fringey. Although, now that I think about it, she does seem to ignore my advice. And my witticisms. I mean, I made a few amusing comments yesterday, but did she tell me how funny I was? No. Hmm. Maybe I am a little bit annoyed. Or maybe more hurt than annoyed. Yeah. Hurt. Just a little, though; I mean, I ain't no wussy guy that cries or nothin. Not too much, at least. But, you know, sometimes it just really bothers me, and ...[/SIZE]

Not Bob, I love your suggested avatar for Fringey (really, Fringe, listen to the man, I think it works), and I love your avatar too, and I thought you were amusing yesterday.

NotFromHere · 11-26-2003, 03:55 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm thinking I need a more positive image. No severed anything. Maybe an adorable little kitten?
I would say you people need to get lives, but your eagerness to please is beneficial to me so I won't.

purse junkie · 11-26-2003, 03:56 PM

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Originally posted by Connect_the_Dots
I didn't want to cut and paste an image because cutting and pasting brings back traumatic images of the freakishly gruesome accidental disembowellment of my kindergarten classmate during what should have been a routine art exercise by Mrs. Wallace--our good-natured but clumsy crafts teacher.

Didn't anyone ever teach that lady that you're supposed to use safety scissors for arts-and-crafts, not the big sharp dangerous ones?

I bet she did after the disembowelment lawsuit, anyway.

robustpuppy · 11-26-2003, 03:58 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere

I think this is your best post ever.

Not because it involves a cat picture and my avatar is a puppy, but because an avatar sized picture of a cat flipping the bird is such a perfect response to fringey's post.

purse junkie · 11-26-2003, 03:58 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
"Having trouble removing the shrinkwrap from a new CD? Just place it on its edge against your coffee table, and zip it along the edge. Voila! No muss, no fuss." Completely paraphrased, but it sounds like something he would say.

You'll try this exactly once before realizing that they call them "jewel cases" because they cut through a wooden coffee table like Deuced's diamond hard nipples. I guess gay dudes really do live in flats with furniture made entirely of stainless steel and glass.

Levenger makes those little single-sheet cutters with the ceramic nib that work fantastically on CDs.

It's the only housekeeping tip I know, so even though it's boring, I'm really excited to be able to give it.

SlaveNoMore · 11-26-2003, 03:58 PM

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ltl/fb
I'm thinking I need a more positive image.

Like this?

ltl/fb · 11-26-2003, 04:00 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
Not Bob, I love your suggested avatar for Fringey (really, Fringe, listen to the man, I think it works), and I love your avatar too, and I thought you were amusing yesterday.

Honestly, I feel that Daria is a little too representative of me. In honor of the election season, I feel the need to spin myself -- superfically present a kinder, gentler face to the world.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 11-26-2003, 04:02 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy

That's against the rules: one is not supposed to accept gifts of jewelry from a man other than one's husband, engagement ring excepted, of course.

Too late.

ltl/fb · 11-26-2003, 04:06 PM

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Originally posted by robustpuppy
I think this is your best post ever.

Not because it involves a cat picture and my avatar is a puppy, but because an avatar sized picture of a cat flipping the bird is such a perfect response to fringey's post.

I actually tried to use that one, but it's too wide. Sizing, people, sizing.

That means you, Slave, not that I'd use Roseanne anyway. But you proffered her before I added the "kinder, gentler" part so you are only penalized for the sizing issue.

Um, given that it's a holiday weekend, may I suggest that all of you who are looking for avatars at work just leave early? Or are you waiting for a package that you need to take with you so you can't leave? I am. It sucks.

bilmore · 11-26-2003, 04:17 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I feel the need to spin myself -- superfically present a kinder, gentler face to the world.

No, never turn your back to your audience.

str8outavannuys · 11-26-2003, 04:24 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I actually tried to use that one, but it's too wide. Sizing, people, sizing.

That means you, Slave, not that I'd use Roseanne anyway. But you proffered her before I added the "kinder, gentler" part so you are only penalized for the sizing issue.

Um, given that it's a holiday weekend, may I suggest that all of you who are looking for avatars at work just leave early? Or are you waiting for a package that you need to take with you so you can't leave? I am. It sucks.

Jezzus Beezus.

Step 1: Get Irfanview
Step 2: Find a picture you like (hint -- google images is a good source)
Step 3: Grab said image by right-clicking, and saving to desktop.
Step 4: View the image with irfanview
Step 5: Resize the image with irfanview
Step 6: Upload it into your profile.

I'm a techno idiot, and I was able to master everything about avatars (except picking a good one).

NotFromHere · 11-26-2003, 04:26 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I actually tried to use that one, but it's too wide. Sizing, people, sizing.

That means you, Slave, not that I'd use Roseanne anyway. But you proffered her before I added the "kinder, gentler" part so you are only penalized for the sizing issue.

Um, given that it's a holiday weekend, may I suggest that all of you who are looking for avatars at work just leave early? Or are you waiting for a package that you need to take with you so you can't leave? I am. It sucks.

Geez, who knew you'd actually use something from me.
Since I'm not a mod and don't have the magical powers, you need to find a way to steal this one that has been properly sized for your convenience, and I will get my old one back.

robustpuppy · 11-26-2003, 04:28 PM

Ah, nevermind.