Fashion Board 1-08-04 through 02-03-04

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
You can do that on the internet.
They have virtual tours. Pretty cool actually.

Oh, sure. If you are into that crap. I am guessing ltl has better taste than that.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Why do people do this.

A colleague came up to me at work today and he said (in a normal tone of voice,)" Guess what I did last night Leagl?" of course I asked what. He says (normal tone) "On tv I watched" (now really really quiet) "The L Word." (normal tone) "I enjoyed it it was quite good."

I mean wtf?

I don't know why. It was completely ignorant and insensitive. I, of course, would never do such a thing. BUt that's because some of my best friends are lesbians, so I know how touchy you people are.

[dtb]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
You can do that on the internet.
They have virtual tours.

In this case, it would be a virtuous virtual tour. And how often does THAT happen?!?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by dtb
Two things:Two: That look wouldn't really be good on my husband, but I saw some movie with Colin Farrell in it (I'm not really a fan, but whatever...) the other day (The Recruit? Is there such a movie?) and he was sporting that look -- and he looked juuuuust fine.

Inherently gorgeous people are not a fair test. They look good in anything, and make anything look good.

[Jimmy Dean]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Does Jimmy Dean have hot italian sausage? I adore hot italian sausage. Of course, for health reasons I rarely eat it. But if you have it, I would gladly eat yours, if only to show my appreciation for your meat.

I appreciate your interest. I have Italian sausage. I will personally prepare it for you and spice it up just the way you like it.



Please note that the sausage is a little bigger in real life.

[leagleaze]

Originally posted by taxwonk
I don't know why. It was completely ignorant and insensitive. I, of course, would never do such a thing. BUt that's because some of my best friends are lesbians, so I know how touchy you people are.

Oh fuck you, you beneficiary and enforcer of the patriarchal construct that is american society.


And thank you Jimmy, I can see that unlike the bastard Taxwonk you are rejecting the patriarchy and are not only tolerant, but seeking to help those who are victimized by our society. God bless you.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Can you understand this? If not, PM PLF and he will explain to you.

If you are concerned about taking people's time unfairly, then I think your idea about forcing them to do an entire video shoot just for you is sort of over the top. It really won't save them any time at all. I think you should just visit it in person. Where do you come up with these ideas?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Jimmy Dean
I appreciate your interest. I have Italian sausage. I will personally prepare it for you and spice it up just the way you like it.



Please note that the sausage is a little bigger in real life.

IRL, that's about as big as one and a half diet coke cans. i.e., too big. You need to take some lessons from either the veggie sausage or, if you cannot stomach the veggie sausage, from the Three Bears.

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I'm not sure how to put this in words you will understand. There is no virtual tour of the house I want to look at. No one has come through with cameras and laptops. I am not the seller (if I were, I would not be needing someone else to take me through it) so I can't arrange for there to be a virtual thingy. 20 minutes is longer than she appears to be alloting for me to see the house, anyway. There is only minimal information about this house on the seller's agent's website. It did not have dimensions of rooms or anything. Just square footage and number of bedrooms and bathrooms, and some stuff about a new range.

Can you understand this? If not, PM PLF and he will explain to you.

You know, you could just virtually move into the house. I'm sure they have the technology so all you have to do is put on the virtual house goggles and then you can live in the computer house instead of having to go through the pain of moving.

[Jimmy Dean]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Hmm, so you are suggesting he might hand me some sausage? Intriguing.

It's a sign of love and affection, you know. Personally, I like to spread my sausage around. Everyone's happier with a mouthful of sausage. Makes the world a happy place.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by bilmore
If you are concerned about taking people's time unfairly, then I think your idea about forcing them to do an entire video shoot just for you is sort of over the top. It really won't save them any time at all. I think you should just visit it in person. Where do you come up with these ideas?

You replied to the wrong post.

[dtb]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Inherently gorgeous people are not a fair test. They look good in anything, and make anything look good.

Ahhhh. That explains why I looked so smashing!





[I mean as in mirror-smashing, of course...]

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by Jimmy Dean
It's a sign of love and affection, you know. Personally, I like to spread my sausage around. Everyone's happier with a mouthful of sausage. Makes the world a happy place.

What is the plural of woman pleaser?

[bilmore]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
You replied to the wrong post.

No, I didn't. It was a joke. You were supposed to respond with "AAARRRGGG!!!"

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by leagleaze
Oh fuck you, you beneficiary and enforcer of the patriarchal construct that is american society.

I feel your pain, sister. Let's go out for some smoked kielbasa and hot german potato salad. We'll both feel better about life. Then we can pray for you cojnversion from your life of damnable sin so that you don't roast forever in the hottest parts of hell, with all the other carpet-munching feminazis.