Fashion Board 6-9-04 to 7-13-04

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Billy Ray?

(Said in deepest voice possible: ) Yeah.

TM

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by dtb
Well, Mr. I-Know-What-the-FBI-Cares-About-and-It's-Not-This, I was under the (perhaps mistaken) impression that the FBI concerns itself with middle-aged dudes who are interested in forming inapporpriate relationships (and really, why would this guy try to contact Hank's daughter if not to form an inappropriate relationship?) with minors.

I am glad to be unburdened of my misimpression. Many thanks.

Well consider yourself burdened again. FBI involvement in these types of things is well-published. Example

From article: In Part One of the series, Stalkfleet interviewed FBI Special Agent Robin Andrews, Pima County Sheriff's Department Detective Jefford Englander and Pima County Attorney's Office Criminal Investigator John Taylor, all members of the Southern Arizona Sexual Assault Felony Enforcement Team.

The team finds people who go online to lure minors for sexual activities or who receive, distribute or produce child pornography. The team has made 28 arrests and executed 46 search warrants in Pima County since 1999, Andrews said.

In the show, Taylor demonstrates how a pedophile can go into a chat room and find young people's names, ages, addresses and other personal information if they have filled out online profiles.

"People 24 hours a day try to sexually exploit children through online services," he said. "Cyberspace is just as dangerous as the real world."

[Diane_Keaton]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
The heiress to the hot-blond tennis throne? Maria Sharapova:

TM

TM - she's getting dangerously close to having a frontal wedgie.
Of course, not THIS close:



Oh Canada.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Diane_Keaton
Well consider yourself burdened again. FBI involvement in these types of things is well-published. Example

the guy said "hi" not "will you fuck me?"

the prudent thing was to block his known names, and change our accounts. These aren't hypotheticals I'm raising.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
the prudent thing was to block his known names, and change our accounts. These aren't hypotheticals I'm raising.

Why not message him back from that account and ask him if his wife and the school board know that he's befriending young girls on the internet?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Atticus Grinch
Psst. Ix-nay on-way e-thay aiting-bay of-way idd-Say on-way e-thay B-Pay.

pig latin timmy. at Pennypacker we were taught that acronyms are treated like words, thus not "B-Pay" but "P-ay B-ay"

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
Why not message him back from that account and ask him if his wife and the school board know that he's befriending young girls on the internet?

because I'm afraid he'll shoot me okay? I'm chicken shit. I know I talk tough on PB but I'm a coward. Happy?

[tmdiva]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
pig latin timmy. at Pennypacker we were taught that acronyms are treated like words, thus not "B-Pay" but "P-ay B-ay"

Wouldn't that be ee-Pay ee-Bay?

tm

[Atticus Grinch]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
pig latin timmy. at Pennypacker we were taught that acronyms are treated like words, thus not "B-Pay" but "P-ay B-ay"

Mea culpa and point taken. Rather than learning the finer grammatical points of pig Latin, my salad days were spent in the Lanman-Wright courtyard coming up with witty anagrams and palindromes ("Can I attain a 'C'?"). I think they also taught us not to piss on our hands --- I think that's offered as an elective at Harvard now. The Core Curriculum's gone downhill, tut tut.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
because I'm afraid he'll shoot me okay? I'm chicken shit. I know I talk tough on PB but I'm a coward. Happy?

Isn't "chickenshit" one word? Or is there a hyphen? Or perhaps an apostrophe s after chicken to indicate possessive, as in "shit of the chicken"? I'm confused. dtb?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

I recently started a new job and unfortunately someone from my past who works at my new firm (unbeknownst to me) just sent me an email to the following effect: "I have this feeling that I know you". This embarrasses me for two reasons - (1) that the sex that we had was apparently less than memorable and (2) that he does, however, remember me, and eventually he will remember that we had sex and be embarrased for me that he didn't remember right off the bat. Arrgh.

On another note, I am happy, however, that 33,642 Canadians voted for the Marijuana Party yesterday, more than the total votes for the Libertarian and Communist and Marxist-Leninist Party combined. I am also curious as to why we have both a Communist Party and a Marxist-Leninist Party.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I recently started a new job and unfortunately someone from my past who works at my new firm (unbeknownst to me) just sent me an email to the following effect: "I have this feeling that I know you". This embarrasses me for two reasons - (1) that the sex that we had was apparently less than memorable and (2) that he does, however, remember me, and eventually he will remember that we had sex and be embarrased for me that he didn't remember right off the bat. Arrgh.

Of course I remember. I was just being circumspect in case anyone's reading my emails. Welcome!

[tmdiva]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Isn't "chickenshit" one word? Or is there a hyphen? Or perhaps an apostrophe s after chicken to indicate possessive, as in "shit of the chicken"? I'm confused. dtb?

Only one word (or hyphenated) when used as an adjective. Ie., "That was a really chickenshit thing to do."

tm

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
On another note, I am happy, however, that 33,642 Canadians voted for the Marijuana Party yesterday, more than the total votes for the Libertarian and Communist and Marxist-Leninist Party combined. I am also curious as to why we have both a Communist Party and a Marxist-Leninist Party.

Shouldn't you be more curious why you weren't invited to the Marijuana Party?

TM

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I know who's getting her own computer for her birthday!

If you hadn't used red bikini chick as your wallpaper and a slideshow of the rest of TMBDII as your screen saver, she never would have thought to look.