Fringey's taut-abbed painter

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I've had enough Sierra Nevada to fill a canyon. I'm sick of the stuff. I have had cases upon cases of the crap given to me over the years. Its the ultimate default beer for people to bring to parties and get togethers. Its the automatic suggestion of every beer distributer in response ti the question "What kind of high end beer should I bring as a gift?"

Some folks brought Bud cans and Red Stripe to my last party. That was thoughtful.

Someone brought a case of Killian's to the Xmas party over the weekend. That was an attempted poisoning.

Which brand was it that gave you the beer shits that yoru lover rimmed off of you that time?

[Flinty_McFlint]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Searched yahoo photos for "hot tub." Found this:

[IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=hot+tub/v=2/SID=e/l=IVS/SIG=12648jnoo/EXP=1104345465/*-http%3A//justjet.redeaglespirit.com/JJ/hot%20tub.jpg[/IMG]

This chick is a little manly. Kinda Brooke Shields-like.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Oh, and the word is "Calendar" and it's Ridgid Tools.

Cause and effect relationship?

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The perfect beer gift is the Craft Beers of America 10-pack sold at Cost Plus World Market. It's worth it for the 2 Bells' beers alone.

I bring Pacifica to parties. It's the peoples' beer.

Also, Sam Adams is okay, but I really like the Sam Seasonals.

This reminds me of a funny story that TM would enjoy- is he here? I am out to a lunch of veggie burgers with white cheddar and fried onions and big ass french fries with my mum and pop in our humble New England whitebread village. The best beer on the menu to go with such a feast on the menu was the Negra Modelo, so I ordered one. My dad arrives after parking the car and asks what I am drinking and I tell him. He then pulls the waitress aside and orders a Negro (Knee-Grow) Modelo.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Which brand was it that gave you the beer shits that yoru lover rimmed off of you that time?

That would likely have been Iron City.

I have no idea what the corn girl was drinking that evening. But I'm fairly certain the corn was Boston Market.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
for clarification, I am only anti-Flower because he was being boring, not because I want to hang out with the other anti-Flowerites.

I am pro-Flower, of course. I worship the Flower in much the same way that the audio-visual club kids in my high school worshiped the Waitresses. But without the creepy sexual connotations.

Men want him. Women want to be him.

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Sierra Nevada is crap. All my neighborhood bars have this on tap:



It is my current favorite. Light and crisp. Especially good change after a black and tan.

I look forward to Sebby's retort that this is the Bud of Belgium and that you are a moron for blithely liking something bc its foreign or ssomething

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
It's the Bud Lite of Belgium. Holy shit is it overpriced in the U.S. The Belgians make MUCH better beer than Stella, although it's better than average. Duvel is good stuff.

I can't find Smithwicks in the bottle (or can) anywhere in the U.S.

Whoa? Did the pledge class make brotherhood over the weekend? Though this wasnt especially consdending and ranty

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
This reminds me of a funny story that TM would enjoy- is he here? I am out to a lunch of veggie burgers with white cheddar and fried onions and big ass french fries with my mum and pop in our humble New England whitebread village. The best beer on the menu to go with such a feast on the menu was the Negra Modelo, so I ordered one. My dad arrives after parking the car and asks what I am drinking and I tell him. He then pulls the waitress aside and orders a Negro (Knee-Grow) Modelo.

Lemme guess: she was Jamaican?

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Warsteiner? Bland.

Suck down one of the big bottles of Chimay and tell me how you're doing. You don't need to drink more than one to get that "Eh, fuck... I want to go home and watch a movie on the couch" feeling.

Why? I recently had two of the small ones over a game of Chess against a (usually) weaker opponent I play with often. I was checkmated in under an hour in a five minute meltdown after being up a rook.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Why don't you call your dad and ask if he wantes to trade it for some tube socks?

Slow down. Maybe she hasn't got her present from her sis yet. Mom might have told sis to get nfh some plastic flowers for the vase.

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
To be fair, I will report that I have been getting some. I am "dating" two men and two women (they all know about each other). I heart being single.

I thought you lived in flyover country? How do you meet these comrades in arms?

[sunnybunny]

I stop by during a boring conference call to see what's going on and see that Paigow's back. Hollow promises, that's all we get from her. Hollow promises.

[SlaveNoMore]

sunnybunny
I stop by during a boring conference call to see what's going on and see that Paigow's back. Hollow promises, that's all we get from her. Hollow promises.

But Gatti did receive a nice door prize as a result.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
How do you meet these comrades in arms?

I've met her. It has nothing to do with her arms.