Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
No

FIrst base is kissing
Second base is up the shirt
Third base is down the pants
Home run is deposition
I didn't know grandslam was a category.

Whats the rush? You teaching a sixth grade health class this afternoon?

Must one be clothed for 2nd and 3rd?

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
There was a movie years ago about an advertising exec who got sent to a mental institution after he pitched an idea about injecting honesty into advertising. For example, his slogan for Volvo was "They're boxy, but they're good." The slogan for Jags was "For the man who wants to get handjobs from women he hardly knows."

:stupid:

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Thank you, RT. Now I need to remember all the great things I wanted to say today. Eh. I got nothing. So instead I give you this:

1. Bryson: I enjoyed listening to A Short History of Nearly Everything (or whatever it is called) on the car ride from Dallas to LA. Maybe he is more sufferable (or less insufferable) on tape than he is in print. Or maybe fringey and I are just an easy crowd (wait, don't answer that).

2. Implants: I thought Paigow was pro-Pam Anderson (maybe I misremember). If so, how does she reconcile her general disdain for the implants? If you're gonna do it, make it worthwhile, or what? This has probably been addressed before, but I can't recall.

3. Exercise: I wish I were an addict. I've been trying to figure out how to force myself into an exercise, because right now it is sooo painful to me. I've been getting up early and attending boot camp for 6 weeks now and it is simply awful. Maybe if I had the free time to get really into hiking or something it would be not bad, but exercise for the sake of exercise really blows.

I love Pam Anderson and she is the Madonna of fake tits. Not bc she mixes up their looks, but bc she did it as a business enterprise. And she was basically a first comer. She invented the quasi porn star as legit genre and made a mint from it. And she has a sense of humor about it. Hell, her production company is called BWFT (blonde with fake tits). Its the fugly patchers from Philly and other unsightly hellholes that are tragic.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Whats the rush? You teaching a sixth grade health class this afternoon?

No, I just need to know how slutty/good at softball I am.

Originally posted by ltl/fb
Must one be clothed for 2nd and 3rd?

Inititally. Otherwise you're at a nudist colony or violating the champagne room laws.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
:stupid:

:sobbing:

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Inititally. Otherwise you're at a nudist colony or violating the champagne room laws.

Where does oral sex fit in? And is there a Grand Slam or not? Ground Rule Double? Can you steal bases?

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
Am I the only one who thinks that the Jags now just look like Ford Taureses?

No, at least the low-end models.

Although the XK has something classic to it:

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Where does oral sex fit in? And is there a Grand Slam or not? Ground Rule Double? Can you steal bases?

I don't know where oral sex fits in but I would guess its part of third base. THere is no rule that third base is limited to hands.

And I think stealing bases is tantamount to rape.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Where does oral sex fit in? And is there a Grand Slam or not? Ground Rule Double? Can you steal bases?

And could somebody please explain the infield fly rule? Nothing worse than going for the next base when you're not supposed to, and having everybody scream their heads off, and then getting tagged.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I love Pam Anderson and she is the Madonna of fake tits. Not bc she mixes up their looks, but bc she did it as a business enterprise. And she was basically a first comer. She invented the quasi porn star as legit genre and made a mint from it. And she has a sense of humor about it. Hell, her production company is called BWFT (blonde with fake tits). Its the fugly patchers from Philly and other unsightly hellholes that are tragic.

Additionally, she was hot pre-TIT jop. Hotter, actually.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Additionally, she was hot pre-TIT jop. Hotter, actually.

That's what makes it so much sadder when the fugs do it. Poor things. Why they even try is beyond me.

Originally posted by robustpuppy
That's what makes it so much sadder when the fugs do it. Poor things. Why they even try is beyond me.

Too true. Reminds me of that episode of that MTV show where people get plastic surgery to look like a famous person (ncs- what is the name of this show?) and some girl got Ds to look like Britney.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
No, at least the low-end models.

Although the XK has something classic to it:

One of the prettiest cars on the road. Alas, its the "it" vehicle among portly golf dads who've fancied wearing US Open golf hats, loafers with shorts and the collars on their polo shirts turned upward...

since 1984.

[lo-berry]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I forgot what we decided the bases are......someone enlighten me please?

First Base = Kissing
Second Base = Hands Over Clothes
Third Base = Hands Under Clothes
Homerun = Deposition
Grand Slam = FFM

Is this correct? Very important that I get responses quickly.

Grand slam's an anal creampie.