A Black Hole of Happiness

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
Send me his e-mail address. I will send him this message:

"Dear Rehab Boy,

I have seen Commando Boy and you, sir, are no Commando Boy.

Best wishes,
ncs"

Send me Mr. Man's email address and I'll send him a link to this: http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=2560

TM

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
This was my second response.

2.

He sounds like a wanker...

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Send me Mr. Man's email address and I'll send him a link to this: http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=2560

TM

WTF!!! Wha happened?

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
WTF!!! Wha happened?

Her body hasn't changed -- she's just unwisely (for a large-hipped, big-boobed, narrow-shouldered woman) wearing a sleeveless turtleneck, and she's not standing sideways to the camera, so you can actually see her hips/thighs. I think skirts may also help de-accentuate the hips, but I'm not sure.

[ltl/fb]

I almost kind of want to watch the show with Posh Spice.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

The Decemberists are playing a free concert tomorrow night with the Grant Park Orchestra in Millennium Park.

In.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
They're more like a Jungle Brothers/Boogie Down Productions/Red Alert thing.

TM

He wore the crown, but not the jimmy hat
Now he wears a frown and the jimmy hates that

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
The Decemberists are playing a free concert tomorrow night with the Grant Park Orchestra in Millennium Park.

In.

Cool. I've been listening to The Crane Wife a lot in the last few weeks. Good stuff.

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
He wore the crown, but not the jimmy hat
Now he wears a frown and the jimmy hates that

No, not the Pubic Enemy!

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Jon Lovitz kicked Andy Dick's ass b/c Andy put a Phil Hartman hex on him.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/07172007...ix/pagesix.htm

Andy Dick allegedly said "I put the "Phil Hartman hex" on you - you're the next one to die."

Jon "picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose."

Nice work, Jon. Don't fuck with Phil, Andy.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Alex_de_Large
No, not the Pubic Enemy!

Woke up this morning,
Cable triple-play in my head.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Jon Lovitz kicked Andy Dick's ass b/c Andy put a Phil Hartman hex on him.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/07172007...ix/pagesix.htm

Andy Dick allegedly said "I put the "Phil Hartman hex" on you - you're the next one to die."

Jon "picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose."

Nice work, Jon. Don't fuck with Phil, Andy.

30 seconds later, I realize that the re: line says Morgan Fairchild, NOT Morgan Freeman. Carry on.

[Replaced_Texan]

Bennigan's, or at least the Bennigan's on Kirby and the Southwest Freeway, has Happy Hour every night from 9-11. $2 drinks, $3 food, and some of the best people watching I've had in quite some time.

Bonus: The likelihood I'd ever run into anyone I know there is pretty much zero.

[Tyrone Slothrop]

We're getting shorter:

• NEW YORK - America used to be the tallest country in the world. From the days of the founding fathers right on through the industrial revolution and two world wars, Americans literally towered over other nations. In a land of boundless open spaces and limitless natural abundance, the young nation transformed its increasing wealth into human growth.
  
  But just as it has in so many other arenas, America's predominance in height has faded. Americans reached a height plateau after World War II, gradually falling behind the rest of the world as it continued growing taller.
  
  By the time the baby boomers reached adulthood in the 1960s, most northern and western European countries had caught up with and surpassed the United States. Young adults in Japan and other prosperous Asian countries now stand nearly as tall as Americans do.
  
  Even residents of the formerly communist East Germany are taller than Americans today. In Holland, the tallest country in the world, the typical man now measures 6 feet, a good two inches more than his average American counterpart.
  
  Compare that to 1850, when the situation was reversed. Not just the Dutch but all the nations of western Europe stood 2 1/2 inches shorter than their American brethren.
  
  Does it really matter? Does being taller give the Dutch any advantage over say, the Chinese (men 5 feet, 4.9 inches; women 5 feet, 0.8 inches) or the Brazilians (men 5 feet, 6.5 inches; women 5 feet, 3 inches)?
  
  Many economists would argue that it does matter, because height is correlated with numerous measures of a population's well-being. Tall people are healthier, wealthier and live longer than short people. Some researchers have even suggested that tall people are more intelligent.

But wait, there's more.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
He wore the crown, but not the jimmy hat
Now he wears a frown and the jimmy hates that

You could hear him yellin' in the motherland
Baby, baby please. Baby, understand.

TM