It's all about me - Page 191

Hank Chinaski · 08-05-2004, 02:02 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
You'll do better with pizza. Low carb. If it's a convention, the large want to give the illusion that they're at least "trying" to watch their weight. So selling low carb pizza (they can take their own crust off, but I doubt they will) will make you the cash.

Read the page numbskull. They think its unhealthy to diet. And they aren't up to risking trying new things. They want pizza, dbl cheese, chinese foods goes over too.

My wife said there was basically a shuttle pizza delivery van in front constantly. Other deliveries were constant also.

But you want to hear gross? At the pool there was a thong fad. There is a hanger-on group called "FA's" (fat admirers) which is skinny guys who like the obese. They lay on lounges groping their dream girls in thongs.

Shape Shifter · 08-05-2004, 02:04 PM

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Originally posted by Atticus Grinch

Wed Aug 4, 5:12 PM ET

Team USA's Allen Iverson (news) is mobbed byhis teammates after making the game-winning shit in their 80-77 win over Germany in an exhibition match oin Cologne, western Germany, Wednesday Aug. 4, 2004.

That could have been you, Atticus.

oops, it said "making." nevermind.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 08-05-2004, 02:05 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
I tried one for sleeping on an international flight. I found it to be of little benefit. Others in my family, though, raved about them, so it must be my melon head that caused the problem.

"I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Aye, now that was offsides, now wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow."

Dave · 08-05-2004, 02:10 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
But you want to hear gross? At the pool there was a thong fad. There is a hanger-on group called "FA's" (fat admirers) which is skinny guys who like the obese. They lay on lounges groping their dream girls in thongs.

Is the technical term for that hoggin' , or am i just messed up from the horrid picture you just placed in my mind?

ETA: Oh comma the humanity

ThurgreedMarshall · 08-05-2004, 02:12 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
"I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Aye, now that was offsides, now wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow."

Head! Pants! Now!

TM

Oliver_Wendell_Ramone · 08-05-2004, 02:12 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
That could have been you, Atticus.

I believe that several of the players in the photo have, in addition to taking game-winning shits, been know to shit in Atticus's bed on occassion.

Dave · 08-05-2004, 02:13 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
So when you make a reservation, you want it to say "No breakfast/lunch/dinner/snack is served on this flight"? That's just fucked up, sebby.

As penance, you are sentenced to pity-fuck a fat chick.

Translation: It ought to say, 'no feedbag. Bring your own, tubby'.

NotFromHere · 08-05-2004, 02:15 PM

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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Read the page numbskull. They think its unhealthy to diet. And they aren't up to risking trying new things. They want pizza, dbl cheese, chinese foods goes over too.

My wife said there was basically a shuttle pizza delivery van in front constantly. Other deliveries were constant also.

But you want to hear gross? At the pool there was a thong fad. There is a hanger-on group called "FA's" (fat admirers) which is skinny guys who like the obese. They lay on lounges groping their dream girls in thongs.

Read the post shit-for-brains. I SAID PIZZA.

NotFromHere · 08-05-2004, 02:17 PM

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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Back to planes, does anyone use those neck pillows on long flights? I can never sleep on planes.

Some of us can't sleep on planes regardless. I had one of those business class, sleeper seats - the full lay down action with a real pillow on a flight to London. Even with 10 or 12 glasses of champagne, I couldn't get to sleep. I think I watched 2 or 3 different movies and played Blackjack while everyone else was sleeping.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 08-05-2004, 02:18 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Even with 10 or 12 glasses of champagne, I couldn't get to sleep.

Can you sleep on 10 to 12 glasses of Champagne in a real bed?

NotFromHere · 08-05-2004, 02:23 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Can you sleep on 10 to 12 glasses of Champagne in a real bed?

Depends on if the glasses are crystal.

I mean yes. On half that.

Mmmm, Burger (C.J.) · 08-05-2004, 02:25 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere

I mean yes. On half that.

Yeah, sleep comes easier the more you have.

Did you just call me Coltrane? · 08-05-2004, 02:28 PM

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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
Can you sleep on 10 to 12 glasses of Champagne in a real bed?

Liquid cocaine when consumed quickly. At least for me.

robustpuppy · 08-05-2004, 02:28 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Depends on if the glasses are crystal.

I mean yes. On half that.

You do know that alcohol disrupts the sleep cycle, so that having twice as much champagne as would normally induce you to sleep is not necessarily more effective, right?

ETA: This is the same point as burger's, in case you miss it.

sunnybunny · 08-05-2004, 02:30 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Some of us can't sleep on planes regardless. I had one of those business class, sleeper seats - the full lay down action with a real pillow on a flight to London. Even with 10 or 12 glasses of champagne, I couldn't get to sleep. I think I watched 2 or 3 different movies and played Blackjack while everyone else was sleeping.

I can fall asleep anywhere, anytime, anyday. But this too can become a problem. Particularly during deal negotiations.