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[taxwonk]

Originally posted by nononono
Okay, so what's my next response supposed to be, "No, it's not"?

You don't have to like my avatar. But I'm not changing for you.

Don't change your hair for me
Not if you care for me.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Huh, apparently phoning it in is the new giving 110%. That's cool, I feel that.

Spin class, fake gay, plaid pants, music snob, PLF jumped shark, call Slave "Shave," Paigow-Shave sex act, Paigow retired, Penske retired, sock is Penske, Thurgreed momma, TITS!, RT dildo, everyone a lesbian, (hi!) Hi!, golden RT sister shower, Hank nicer, Str8 name drop, Str8 went to Yale?, NFH article paste, TITS! real?, dtb grammar, NotBob podunk, MR spousal tongue-to-anus contact, Sebby rant, 2!

We didn't start the fire!

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
It is? Where's my pina colada?

You'll get it when you finish cooking the Big Enchilada

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Happy Birthday to a very special someone. You know who you are and you are so special to me that I am willing to run the risk that someone at my firm will figure out if any of my internet friends whose birthdays I happen to know actually have birthdays today, and narrow it down from there that I am RP.

Gotcha!

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by nononono
Christ, you're irritating.

http://www.robertdoisneau.com/largewanda.htm

Thanks for the linky. I love Doisneau. He's a Cartier-Bresson with soul.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
It was the titles of the positions that really amused me. E.g., the position for the putative father's birthday is called "The HindQuarterly Review," and it involves the woman bent over a desk while the man sits in an office chair behind her.

It must be a very low desk. I've always had to stand for that one.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Sniff. Nobody ever defended me.

Like you ever needed it.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by taxwonk
It must be a very low desk. I've always had to stand for that one.

too Big a belly or too short a dick?

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Were you allowed to eat cookies, too?

Hey, that was supposed to be a secret just between you and your secret friend.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
This has to be a joke, except it's not funny.

The exact opposite has always been true. The more one girl talks about you and how you rejected her, the more desirable you become to those listening. And for the ones who actually think you're an ass because of it, you have something to talk about when you're kicking it to her. No girl really cares that much what her stupid friends think of you. And you'll be flirting at the keg and the conversation will inevitably go like this:

Cute coed: So, I hear you're a real jerk.
You: Who me? Who told you that? I am the very model of all that is good and decent in this room.
CC: That's not what I hear.
You: You believe everything you hear?
CC: No. But I sure as hell don't believe you.
You: Well, I can be whatever you want.
CC: Oh really?
You: Of course. I guess the real question is, what do you want?
CC: What do you have?
You: Beer.
CC: That's not enough. I already have beer.
You: You'll run out. Everybody does.

Etc. all the way back to your room.

Repeat the following week with her friend.

TM

Still picking up chicks at frat parties, huh?

[nononono]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Thanks for the linky. I love Doisneau. He's a Cartier-Bresson with soul.

I like to think of him more as Brassai with sugar.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by J. Fred Muggs
The audition will consist of you being "smooth" and her saying "Are you fucking kidding me?"

Followed, of course, by guffaws.

[dtb]

Originally posted by Flinty_McFlint
This is your best material.

No. Plaid is his best material.


It works on so many levels!

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
too Big a belly or too short a dick?

Fuck you. I didn't make your list of Hank's 5 greatest recurring conceits. You are dead to me.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Huh, apparently phoning it in is the new giving 110%. That's cool, I feel that.

Spin class, fake gay, plaid pants, music snob, PLF jumped shark, call Slave "Shave," Paigow-Shave sex act, Paigow retired, Penske retired, sock is Penske, Thurgreed momma, TITS!, RT dildo, everyone a lesbian, (hi!) Hi!, golden RT sister shower, Hank nicer, Str8 name drop, Str8 went to Yale?, NFH article paste, TITS! real?, dtb grammar, NotBob podunk, MR spousal tongue-to-anus contact, Sebby rant, 2!

Whiff.