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11-08-2005, 04:44 PM
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Kate Moss
Kate Moss's first photo shoot since rehab. Rehab must have had a tanning bed.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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11-08-2005, 04:47 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
My kid should die because i drive an SUV? Bravo!
you have reached a level of hyperbole previously only reached by sebastian Dangerfield himself.
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Pretty much. See, and it's ironic (or whatever), because you probably got the SUV to "keep the kids safer." So when the kid is killed by the "safer" SUV, it's pretty funny.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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11-08-2005, 04:48 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 1,713
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Testing
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Yeah, well I needed to be a mod to have breasticle day on the adult board, but then I gave up on breasticle day and I'm still a mod.
But you can say I sold out.
TM
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Ah, now I understand why I never knew you were a mod -- no Adult Board access.
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delicious strawberry death!
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11-08-2005, 04:48 PM
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Southern charmer
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: At the Great Altar of Passive Entertainment
Posts: 7,033
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Today's pic
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Posh Spice in LA. Wearing a sweater. Because it's so cold in LA.
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Hey. I'll have you know that today, it is in the sixties, bitch. And at 45.4 degrees, silicone actually shrinks. So people have to be prepared.
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I'm done with nonsense here. --- H. Chinaski
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11-08-2005, 04:48 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Wow
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
That was the best. Santa's a pussy.
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OMG! You're bold_n_brazen?!! I knew it!
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-08-2005, 04:49 PM
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#2856
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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We have always been at war with Oceania.
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
There is no poster named Pushy the Puppy. Never has been. It is not even a sock.
Seriously. Now just drop it.
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What's the implicit threat here?
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delicious strawberry death!
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11-08-2005, 04:50 PM
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
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Wow
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
OMG! You're bold_n_brazen?!! I knew it!
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Duh.
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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11-08-2005, 04:52 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Flower
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We have always been at war with Oceania.
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Originally posted by Sparklehorse
What's the implicit threat here?
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What are you talking about? I would never threaten NFH. She's hot. From what I understand.
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Inside every man lives the seed of a flower.
If he looks within he finds beauty and power.
I am not sorry.
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11-08-2005, 04:54 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
My kid should die because i drive an SUV? Bravo!
you have reached a level of hyperbole previously only reached by sebastian Dangerfield himself.
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It's not that s/he should die, but Darwin teaches that statistically s/he is more likely to die because, over time, we cull the genetically weak from the herd. Consider it evolution in action - buying an a huge ass SUV makes it more likely you will run over your kids, just like children of parents who make the decision not to buy trigger locks for their guns are more likely to shoot themselves accidentally.
In other words, someone left a steamer in the gene pool.
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Boogers!
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11-08-2005, 04:57 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
It's not that s/he should die, but Darwin teaches that statistically s/he is more likely to die because, over time, we cull the genetically weak from the herd. Consider it evolution in action - buying an a huge ass SUV makes it more likely you will run over your kids, just like children of parents who make the decision not to buy trigger locks for their guns are more likely to shoot themselves accidentally.
In other words, someone left a steamer in the gene pool.
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thanks. this makes sense. fringey could take a lesson.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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11-08-2005, 05:01 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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As Donald Trump would say....
You're fired.
Pics for Burger.
TAMPA, Fla. - North Carolina’s pro football team got rid of two cheerleaders who were arrested at a bar where witnesses told police the women were having sex with each other in a restroom stall.
Renee Thomas, 20, of Pittsboro, N.C., and Angela Keathley, 26, of Belmont, N.C., were fired Monday for violating a signed code that bans conduct embarrassing to the team or organization, Carolina Panthers spokesman Charlie Dayton said.
The women were not in town to "perform" at Sunday’s game between the Panthers and Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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11-08-2005, 05:01 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
thanks. this makes sense. fringey could take a lesson.
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Your/Penske's kids (I know y'all wife-swap) will die because someone will bludgeon them to death. Or, based on the genetic material they come from, I predict that this has a statistically greater chance of happening than for the average person.
Careful about squishing the kids, now.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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11-08-2005, 05:04 PM
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
thanks. this makes sense. fringey could take a lesson.
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Except for I have no doubt that she meant it the way it sounded. I can picture the glee.
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Boogers!
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11-08-2005, 05:04 PM
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Genius Known As ABBAKiss
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Wonderland
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As Donald Trump would say....
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
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11-08-2005, 05:06 PM
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
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Quote:
Originally posted by ltl/fb
Your/Penske's kids (I know y'all wife-swap) will die because someone will bludgeon them to death. Or, based on the genetic material they come from, I predict that this has a statistically greater chance of happening than for the average person.
Careful about squishing the kids, now.
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Penske's kids are armed.
My kids will spend much of their formative bar years in Windsor (lower drinking age). There is less (fewer?) violence in Canada than in the states, so I'm hopeful they will squeak through. I will, however, remind them that they should be nicer. Thank you for the heads up!
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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