Merry Generic Winter Day-Off With No Religious Content

[pony_trekker]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I haven't. Hard to believe that a hot, thin girl who wants to please you in every possible way would be worse than a fat girl. So, you're still going to have to do a better job explaining why they're so much better.

TM

There is a simple one-word explanation:

Desperation.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Because you'll buy that cow, and find yourself paying for diapers and a staggering mortgage down the road.

I know this is not meant that literally, but I always find it funny that people use "paying for diapers" as shorthand for how expensive it is to have a kid. Diapers aren't that expensive and even if your kid poops a dozen times a day, it's just not that much money.




It's the wipes that'll bankrupt you.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

FWIW, I object to the "fucking a fat girl" discussion. If I wanted to listen in at a frat house, I would go to a frat house.

I know we have probably discussed a million things that are more mean and cruel in the past, but discussions of this vein are just particularly bothersome to me.

That is all.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I keep a small stripper's diamond at the base. Because full waxing's creepy.

I'll ask your wife and get back to you on what she says.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
I know this is not meant that literally, but I always find it funny that people use "paying for diapers" as shorthand for how expensive it is to have a kid. Diapers aren't that expensive and even if your kid poops a dozen times a day, it's just not that much money.




It's the wipes that'll bankrupt you.

Dissent. Huggies Supreme on a bad day are close to 15 bucks a pack. Okay, 12.95 not on sale. And for a mega supreme pack? forgeddabodit.....That adds up over kids and time.

The wipes are expensive too, but not so much....

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
FWIW, I object to the "fucking a fat girl" discussion. If I wanted to listen in at a frat house, I would go to a frat house.

I know we have probably discussed a million things that are more mean and cruel in the past, but discussions of this vein are just particularly bothersome to me.

That is all.

Excellent, Smithers. My work here is nearly done.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by NotFromHere
Honestly? That sounds a little bitchy.
Those people won't hear it anyway. Like the woman who said "expresso" and "lets do this for chagrins" will never stop.

Here, do it this way...
You: "Ironic? That's funny."
Her: "Why is that funny?"
You: "Because it's not ironic."
I suppose you could go on to explain what ironic really means, but better to let her think about it. But she won't stop. Sometimes words just come out, like cool and hot and bitchin.

Are we really discussing the misuse of irony? I feel like the Mojito has not even been invented yet.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by pony_trekker
There is a simple one-word explanation:

Desperation.

It's not enough.

The hormonal surges of a pregnant woman, however, well, uh ... yes, plenty there.

[Greedy,Greedy,Greedy]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
FWIW, I object to the "fucking a fat girl" discussion. If I wanted to listen in at a frat house, I would go to a frat house.

I know we have probably discussed a million things that are more mean and cruel in the past, but discussions of this vein are just particularly bothersome to me.

That is all.

Don't worry, I changed the subject!

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Are we really discussing the misuse of irony? I feel like the Mojito has not even been invented yet.

But if the Mojito had not been invented yet, you would be funny 2001 PLF.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
FWIW, I object to the "fucking a fat girl" discussion. If I wanted to listen in at a frat house, I would go to a frat house.

I know we have probably discussed a million things that are more mean and cruel in the past, but discussions of this vein are just particularly bothersome to me.

That is all.

[outable] I once hosted a bachelor party where the entertainment included, at separate intervals (i) two 400-pound germanian women, a 7 story wedding cake and an assortment of about 50 sex toys (ii) a 6 foot tall 85 pound north african woman with a 15-inch toy; and (iii) hooker with a heart of gold [/outable]

Can we discuss those fetishii?

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
FWIW, I object to the "fucking a fat girl" discussion. If I wanted to listen in at a frat house, I would go to a frat house.

I know we have probably discussed a million things that are more mean and cruel in the past, but discussions of this vein are just particularly bothersome to me.

That is all.

In fairness, this started out as a discussion about fucking fat guys. I'd say there was equal time here.

Edited because I can't read for shit.

[nononono]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Are we really discussing the misuse of irony? I feel like the Mojito has not even been invented yet.

I know, I know. I've just never faced it in quite this personal a way before, and I'm at a loss. Besides, emphasis this time is on how to fix it without being a jerk*, rather than on what tools people are who misuse the term.


* This is the dawning of the Age of Not Bob.

[SlaveNoMore]

ThurgreedMarshall
Your argument is as circular as your girlfriends. Isn't it only a walk of shame if the sweatshirt actually fits?

TM

I asked it as a question, as I have no idea whether it is true.

The only fat broad I've ever banged was yo momma, and we all well know she can't afford a sweatshirt.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
But if the Mojito had not been invented yet, you would be funny 2001 PLF.

I have not fully caught up. Have we talked yet about the benefits of fucking a fat chick up the ass? I don't want to be redundant.