A frolic in Cambodia - Page 192

Tyrone Slothrop · 11-22-2004, 07:02 PM

So I figure you'll all want to know that I'm in a "deposition" right now. There are four men and three women here, and we're in a private room with a big long conference table. Plus, we're videotaping! OK, back to the action.

Gattigap · 11-22-2004, 07:05 PM

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Originally posted by Tyrone Slothrop
So I figure you'll all want to know that I'm in a "deposition" right now. There are four men and three women here, and we're in a private room with a big long conference table. Plus, we're videotaping! OK, back to the action.

I take back my earlier comments about programming burdens. RT, The Database is Job 1. The Lawtalkers Webcam is Job 2. Let's put MR to work.

Sidd Finch · 11-22-2004, 07:05 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Nice summation of why married men go to strip joints.

Well, that, plus you get to see a lot of tits.

Sidd Finch · 11-22-2004, 07:06 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
and just like that, we are back to the Chicks Who Aren't That Fond Of Receiving Oral* portion of the conversation. And I've lost Paigow, one of the Chicks who agrees that I am mainly correct on this point.

*comparitively to other stimulations

Paigow agrees that you aren't that fond of receiving oral? I didn't realize you two were that close.

(Have you considered that maybe Paigow just gives lousy head?)

NotFromHere · 11-22-2004, 07:06 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
No, no, you don't have to like it. We were back to the "evil guys who misrepresent their oral skills" portion of the conversation.

eta -- hey, you are the PERFECT woman for Sebby.

What are you...Great Expectations? ARe you setting people up now based on a 27 point questionaire?

ltl/fb · 11-22-2004, 07:07 PM

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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
and just like that, we are back to the Chicks Who Aren't That Fond Of Receiving Oral* portion of the conversation. And I've lost Paigow, one of the Chicks who agrees that I am mainly correct on this point.

*comparitively to other stimulations

And, I think the most boring part of any porn is watching someone go down on a woman.

ltl/fb · 11-22-2004, 07:11 PM

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Originally posted by NotFromHere
What are you...Great Expectations? ARe you setting people up now based on a 27 point questionaire?

One-point questionaire. Questionnaire. Whatever.

Shape Shifter · 11-22-2004, 07:16 PM

So last night I was switching out chandeliers (or as they say on HGTV "lighting elements"), hoping this would be a quick task so I could watch the Texans lose to the Packers due to lack of a coaching element, when the power in the remainder of the house went out due to storms. While I stumbled around looking for candles, I heard water running in the guest bathroom. I ran into the bathroom to turn off the water to the crapping element, and stepped into ankle-deep water. After bailing out the bathroom and washing it and me down with Clorox, I set to work trying to unclog the toilet. I don't know whether it was caused by storms and flooding in the area or if someone dropped a serious Hank, but was a stubborn clog. I set about furiously plunging in the darkness until I finished by ripping the plunger. Anyway, I just wanted to explain that this is why I have an enormous blister on my palm and not because of this post:

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
my decision. Sometimes I prefer that over the other. Call it a quirk.

I will now go experiment with my left hand.

ltl/fb · 11-22-2004, 07:18 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter
I will now go experiment with my left hand.

Is this your way of saying you don't like receiving oral?

Shape Shifter · 11-22-2004, 07:21 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Is this your way of saying you don't like receiving oral?

It was more of a left-handed compliment. I'd much prefer oral (giving or receiving).

Replaced_Texan · 11-22-2004, 07:21 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Is this your way of saying you don't like receiving oral?

It's going to take us months to get all of the data elements through culling posts. The questionnaire may be crude, but it's a lot faster.

SlaveNoMore · 11-22-2004, 07:23 PM

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Sidd Finch
(Have you considered that maybe Paigow just gives lousy head?)

Now you're trying to set me up. Nice try, Finch.

ltl/fb · 11-22-2004, 07:23 PM

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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
It's going to take us months to get all of the data elements through culling posts. The questionnaire may be crude, but it's a lot faster.

yes, but people lie. it takes the discussion of oral to get sebby to reveal that while it's fun, it's not something he affirmatively enjoys. If we went with his initial "yeah, it's great! it gets her off!" we might not realize it's probably not goign to be that great because the whole time he's mostly thinking "did she come yet?"

ltl/fb · 11-22-2004, 07:24 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Now you're trying to set me up. Nice try, Finch.

Is that a yes or a no?

Replaced_Texan · 11-22-2004, 07:27 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
yes, but people lie. it takes the discussion of oral to get sebby to reveal that while it's fun, it's not something he affirmatively enjoys. If we went with his initial "yeah, it's great! it gets her off!" we might not realize it's probably not goign to be that great because the whole time he's mostly thinking "did she come yet?"

Good point. Back to field research, then.

I guess that I probably shouldn't have mentioned that I'm keeping track of these revelations, since that alone is probably tainting the responses we get from here on out. For maybe an hour or so.