Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
What the hell?


Why would someone DO that?

Is that Phil Spector?

He's probably going for the "whoo-eee I'm crazy" look.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
How'd your pubes wind up on Bilmore's head?

if you are implying anything other than he stole them, that is just disgusting and even lower than I would have expected out of you. Bitch.

Originally posted by tmdiva
I know I know I know (thanks to being married to a baseball rules/strategy geek)!

When there is one out or no outs, runners on at least first and second (or bases loaded), and the batter hits a high popup that could be fielded by an infielder, the ump calls infield fly while the ball is still in the air. Whether or not the ball is actually caught, the batter is out and the runners do not advance.

I guess I could Google to check for sure--the only part I might have missed is the runners on. It might be that the bases have to be loaded.

tm

THis couldn't be a whiff, coudl it?

[lo-berry]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
THis couldn't be a whiff, coudl it?

Are there degrees of whiffing? What is the scale?

Originally posted by ltl/fb
if you are implying anything other than he stole them, that is just disgusting and even lower than I would have expected out of you. Bitch.

No, of course not. But I would love to hear how Bilmore stole your pubes.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
No, of course not. But I would love to hear how Bilmore stole your pubes.

I wish I knew. On the plus side, I am temporarily bare as a non-preemie baby's bottom.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
THis couldn't be a whiff, coudl it?

Not a complete whiff. I actually enjoy explanations of the rule, because I can never remember it during games, only during sex.

FYI, it's this that was the whiff:

Originally posted by robustpuppy
That's what makes it so much sadder when the fugs do it. Poor things. Why they even try is beyond me.

Orginally posted by paigow princess
Too true. Reminds me of that episode of that MTV show where people get plastic surgery to look like a famous person (ncs- what is the name of this show?) and some girl got Ds to look like Britney.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I wish I knew. On the plus side, I am temporarily bare as a non-preemie baby's bottom.

I think I like the teenage asian hooker comparison better.

[tmdiva]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Not a complete whiff. I actually enjoy explanations of the rule, because I can never remember it during games, only during sex.

I didn't think it was a whiff--at least, I was aware that she might not really want to know. I was just excited to show off my baseball-fu.

tm

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
I think I like the teenage asian hooker comparison better.

You and me both.

[ltl/fb]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
You and me both.

I will go with denuded teenage asian hooker. Because there could be hair, and bilmore (or his agent) really got it all.

I am now regretting that I did not claim that it was the T&A forest, and that my disco mitt is intact. Alas.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by tmdiva
I didn't think it was a whiff--at least, I was aware that she might not really want to know. I was just excited to show off my baseball-fu.

tm

So can the fielding team score a double play if someone with poor baseball fu runs when that someone is not supposed to, and is that why it's so bad, and why everybody getting so upset, even though we were winning by a mile?

[tmdiva]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
So can the fielding team score a double play if someone with poor baseball fu runs when that someone is not supposed to, and is that why it's so bad, and why everybody getting so upset, even though we were winning by a mile?

Yes.

tm

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Not a complete whiff. I actually enjoy explanations of the rule, because I can never remember it during games, only during sex.

FYI, it's this that was the whiff:

Actually, no. You are the whiffer. I was playing along with your playing along with me. But thanks for playing!

Originally posted by ltl/fb
I will go with denuded teenage asian hooker. Because there could be hair, and bilmore (or his agent) really got it all.

I am now regretting that I did not claim that it was the T&A forest, and that my disco mitt is intact. Alas.

T&A forest? Oh, I don't think I want to know what the T part of this forest is. Reminds me of an ancient Savage Love column where a lesbian wrote in that her lover liked to braid her nipple hairs and it turned her off.