A sad, constant bid for attention

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I am not sure it is inconsistent for a strange person who is an entity unto himself to be able to rate a different person as nuts. I guess I am not sure what it means for a person to be an "entity unto himself," however, since I kind of thought all entites were unto themselves. I may be missing some nuance here, which I find upsetting, because I generally love nuance.

She's Asian. It must be a reference to Siamese twins.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Fugee
Morning, noon and night???

I mean like Fugee.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
You should hear the kumbayah singing that goes on that the secret inner circle meetings. It is out of control. Despite his claims to the contrary, TM doesn't have the greatest singing voice. Keep that tidbit quiet for me, if you will.

Are you saying you guys only gather around my princess bed to make fun of my singing voice? I don't know why I even bothered spending all that money on a new vacuum cleaner for you people. I'm not cleaning up for you people for the next meeting of the full moon.

TM

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Perfect opportunity to meet ppnyc too. I'm sure your review won't be as heavy handed and unfair as mine.

TM

He'll still try to get her looped on Tang and Vodka and fuck her.

[Replaced_Texan]

Fainting goats! (spree: fainting goats)

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Spanky
Being from the great white north and all, maybe you can explain something to me. When I was living in Tokyo (and was involved in the fashion industry), there was a really weird phenomena. There were models from all over the world, but the city that seemed to be the most common home town for the models was......not Paris, Rio, NYC, LA, Milan, or even Toronto, but Calgary. ?!?!?!?!?!?!?. What is up with Calgary? Do they put something in the water? Before I lived in Tokyo it never occurred to me to go to the stampede, but now it has a whole new appeal to me.

Well, here is the thing. As you know, eastern European girls can be very hot. Western Canada was settled mostly by Eastern Europeans way back when. So Calgary and its environs produce many hot hockey players of the "chuk" persuasion, and many hot girls. Even if they don't have eastern European surnames, chances are that they have those genes somewhere in there.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Are you saying you guys only gather around my princess bed to make fun of my singing voice?
TM

That, and because the gay bukkake pays well.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
I have read this several times and remain unencumbered by knowledge of what this post means. That said, I would love - LOVE - to rate ppnyc. What do you say, ppnyc?

Let me be hankian and try to help.

I think Sebby once volunteered to meet ppnyc after TM had met her, and that meeting hasn't come to pass, and TM is attributing that to fear on Sebby's part, and TM used a colloquial term to describe that fear, and that term reminded him of Sebby's self-described career of flying by the seat of his pants, which in turn reminded me of the fact that Sebby goes commando, which in turn, made me think of you, and here we are, in a perfect inner circle, entities unto ourselves, although no man is an island.

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I never thought I'd say this, NotBob... and yet it's come to this.

You're being a pussy.

This is a newsflash how?

At any rate, despite the fact that the last time I tried this, I was roundly castigated by everyone from Flower to, uh, Flower, here goes.

I propose the following (I will not name names on a public post. If you think that I am talking about you, I am):

(1) People who feel the urge to make random and unrelated slams at other people resist the urge, or put the people who annoy them on ignore. In the alternative, if you really really can't help yourself, say nasty things about me. I pay lots of money to a mean woman named Helga to do this to me, and I'd prefer to save my funds for rebuilding my Beanie Baby collection.

(2) People who feel the urge to take swipes at others because they think that those people need therapy should read point number one.

(3) I like ppnyc. I don't always like her posts. I like gwnc. I don't always like her posts. I like fringey. I don't always like her posts. I like slave. I don't . . . well, you get the idea. This isn't about who I like and who I don't like. If you say something asinine in your post, no one cares if I like you or don't like you or had mindblowing sex with you that magical night in Vegas that I still dream about even if you never called me back, Fugee.

(4) This is a free place, at least until RT decides otherwise. I don't think that anyone is going anywhere, so before you post something, stop to think if perhaps you are making it unpleasant for everyone else instead of your target.

(5) Please do not reply to this post saying "hah! See, soup sandwich -- Not Bob is on my side!" (Hi, Soup!)

I realize that this is a Quixotic undertaking. But I still believe in a place called Hope.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by Not Bob
This is a newsflash how?

At any rate, despite the fact that the last time I tried this, I was roundly castigated by everyone from Flower to, uh, Flower, here goes.

I propose the following (I will not name names on a public post. If you think that I am talking about you, I am):

(1) People who feel the urge to make random and unrelated slams at other people resist the urge, or put the people who annoy them on ignore. In the alternative, if you r

Oh c'mon, dude, don't leave us hanging.

And did I really roundly castigate you for suggesting we adopt a "kinder, gentler" policy on this board? That does not sound like me. Not one bit. Are you sure it wasn't Penske with his deceptively similar "Pretty little Flower" sock?

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
If I'm so crazy and psychotic and so insecure and stupid and ugly and floppy titted why do people care what I post and you even put me on ignore and still respond to me.

Could it be that I'm not that stupid?

No.

TM

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Not true. I would sell my mother to the Russian Mob to have sex with you.

(How many drinks does that get me?)

TM

Remember that time you sold yo momma to the Taliban to have sex with Fringey, and then they gave her back because she was stinking up the cave? I thought that was pretty slick, but you shouldn't push your luck.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
My realistic goal was 2 home games, so I'm happy now.

Let me tell you something. If we revert to the team we were last year because of Matsui and Sheff's return -- you know that team, the one that waits around for someone to hit a 3-run hr every inning, your goals should change drastically. I think we look like shit and again have that attitude of "Everyone should roll over for our murderous line up." I can't fucking stand it.

Oh yeah. And ARod sucks.

TM

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
and here we are, in a perfect inner circle, entities unto ourselves, although no man is an island.

When I write my memoirs I am going to use this as the quote that appears on the page after the one with the publishers information and copyright date and before the one that has the word "Prologue" in a fancy font about a third of the way down the page. I will, of course, attribute it to you.

Now.....do I still get to rate ppnyc? Perhaps I can lull her by restating that hair* factors into my assesment of whether someone is attractive.

*For example, lots of lush hair on head = good. Lots of lush hair on precious = bad.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Even you don't say she is beautiful. Interesting her fondest fwend.

She still isn't beyootiful.

What are you talking about? I'm making fun of you with that post. I think she's beautiful. And I'm not just saying that for more drinks.

TM