Fashion Board 3-5-04 to 4-6-04

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Even the guy fucking Gisele thinks "Damn, same ass again" from time to time.

I don't know, but next time I see Leo over at Barney's Beanery I'll ask him.

[ABBAKiss]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
Where's the chatter on ANTM?

Tyra looked horrendous last night. She looks like an alien, and the way she was standing made her legs look like carrots -- thick at the top and narrowing down to pointy ends. Blech.

Janice Dickenson is such an uberbitch.

[bilmore]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
What's the word for fear of age, decrepitude, and death?

Viagra.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Holy shit, the Displaced Dog does that with gummi bears. Those suckers get to be six or seven times their size when left in a waterbowl for a day.

I think the cats and dogs are getting together (mass hysteria) and planning something. Something involving immersing shit in water. Something . . . suspicious . . .

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You know I'm not trying to impress anyone. There isn't a guy on this board that hasn't gone through the 6-month-dry-spell becomes-a-torrential-downpour at least once.

What is this "6-month-dry-spell" you speak of?

TM

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I think the cats and dogs are getting together (mass hysteria) and planning something. Something involving immersing shit in water. Something . . . suspicious . . .

The Puppy must be an agent for the other side, because if there's anything in her bowl, she bats it (and all of the water) until she's absolutely sure that there's nothing contaminating her water bowl. On second thought, she could be part of the extraction team that follows up with Phase II of the nefarious plan.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Strokes and all that.

Oh yeah, they are totally the hot new band. Can I bring you a mojito with your iceberg wedge? (The salad fork is the shorter one.)

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Oh yeah, they are totally the hot new band. Can I bring you a mojito with your iceberg wedge? (The salad fork is the shorter one.)

Thanks. I'm in the pink pashmina.

By the way, I love your new location (really, I do). And I'm not self loathing or anything, but I have to say that I am glad that you were in my face first.

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Cultural thing. I see it all the time, mostly kids, but sometimes adults, and it's no big deal whatsoever. I'd think it was weird if fathers didn't kiss their sons.

I have always used it literally.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
You know I'm not trying to impress anyone. There isn't a guy on this board that hasn't gone through the 6-month-dry-spell becomes-a-torrential-downpour at least once.

1 Month - Pot quells urge

2 mo - You switch hands

3 mo - You take your hand out for manicure; sort of a "romantic date" appreciatiuon type thing

4 mo - You wake up drunk on couch and discover phone book open to "Escorts" page

5 mo - You google that psycho ex who you know can't possibly be married/involved because she's too fucking nuts

6 mo - You call travel agent and ask about Vegas tix. You wind up getting info on Thailand.

7-12 mo - Something happens or you die or end up in jail

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
God, I find myself agreeing with Sebastian more and more. Scary. But this is in fact what we do. Unfortunately, Briscoe usually votes for sleeping in the sun-patch by the window, and Sesame casts his vote for dunking Q-tips in his water dish to watch them expand.* So we find ourselves no closer to a resolution. But it makes us feel all inclusive and shit.

*yes, he actually does this. It's very strange.

1) THank you for reminding me of the surname of the guy who was probably the great would be love of my life, but I had commitment issues (not the mental institution kind) so I pushed him away. I will google him to see how that turned out.


2) where is your AI summary?

3) Sesame is a really stupid name for a cat, but not quite as ridicuslous at the two jack russells I knew named Noodles and Crackers.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
1) THank you for reminding me of the surname of the guy who was probably the great would be love of my life, but I had commitment issues (not the mental institution kind) so I pushed him away. I will google him to see how that turned out.

Fiance didn't work out, eh?

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
DTB: As someone who's done more selling than buying (hi Paigow!), I always leave feedback for buyers who pay quickly as soon as the pay. Then I send off the tickets and trust them to do the right thing. They sometimes do, they sometimes don't, but I've got 100% feedback and don't really care if I have 50, or 100, or 200 stars. (Currently 50, but who cares).

Glad to see that the STing fans of the world are getting fucked up the ass while you sip on tomato basil soup and prepare for your wife's impending retirement.

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I will google him to see how that turned out.

5th month?

TM

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
1) THank you for reminding me of the surname of the guy who was probably the great would be love of my life, but I had commitment issues (not the mental institution kind) so I pushed him away. I will google him to see how that turned out.

He's doing okay. Probably will end up with a nice pension. And I hear he's divorced.