A frolic in Cambodia - Page 193

Shape Shifter · 11-22-2004, 06:30 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Now you're trying to set me up. Nice try, Finch.

I thought it was the whiskey.

sebastian_dangerfield · 11-22-2004, 06:49 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Is this your way of saying you don't like receiving oral?

As you know, I'm not a huge nut about receiving oral either. Don't get me wrong... I dig it. I just think fucking's more fun. What I still don't understand are those chicks who'll blow you but not fuck you because (I assume) they think its too early in the relationship. How can it be too early to fuck, but not too early to put your face in some cat's short and curlies and then swallow a load?

ltl/fb · 11-22-2004, 06:51 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
As you know, I'm not a huge nut about receiving oral either. Don't get me wrong... I dig it. I just think fucking's more fun. What I still don't understand are those chicks who'll blow you but not fuck you because (I assume) they think its too early in the relationship. How can it be too early to fuck, but not too early to put your face in some cat's short and curlies and then swallow a load?

I think oral is more intimate, personally. Maybe it's your breath, though?

ETA how hard is it to change the faucet on a kitchen sink? I want one that has the sprayer end on it. No, not for sexual purposes. So that it is easier to rinse out the sink and stuff.

sebastian_dangerfield · 11-22-2004, 07:01 PM

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Originally posted by Shape Shifter

I will now go experiment with my left hand.

a/k/a "The Stranger".

Do chicks have a preferrred TCB hand? I have one hand that might as well be a catcher's mitt or a metal hook when it comes to that gig. I can't figure out why. I can write with it, sketch with it, throw with it, open bottles with it, but when it comes to the TCB, my right hand is all fucked up. Clumsier than your first lay in high school. And the fucker won't learn worth a damn either. I've tried teaching, but its useless. Damn thing is retarded. Or maybe its just more of a lady than the left. Perhaps if I get it a manicure it'll put out...

My cuticles are terribly dry.

ltl/fb · 11-22-2004, 07:03 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
a/k/a "The Stranger".

Do chicks have a preferrred TCB hand?

yes. it is mostly plastic, requires batteries, and includes a vibrating part.

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My cuticles are terribly dry.

This is where lube, aka lotion, "comes" in "hand"y.

sebastian_dangerfield · 11-22-2004, 07:07 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I think oral is more intimate, personally. Maybe it's your breath, though?

ETA how hard is it to change the faucet on a kitchen sink? I want one that has the sprayer end on it. No, not for sexual purposes. So that it is easier to rinse out the sink and stuff.

1. Wouldn't doggie style solve that?

2. Easy. I even did that.

sebastian_dangerfield · 11-22-2004, 07:08 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb

This is where lube, aka lotion, "comes" in "hand"y.

I wonder if every young man makes the same tragic mistake with Ben Gay...

greatwhitenorthchick · 11-22-2004, 07:11 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I wonder if every young man makes the same tragic mistake with Ben Gay...

ouch. Last night I was at a class and we were talking about stupid injuries (I now have tendinitis on my foot because of too-tight shoelaces) and one girl disclosed that her brother did the old American Pie superglue hand to penis trick. Well before the movie, so it's not like he was copycatting.

ltl/fb · 11-22-2004, 07:11 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I wonder if every young man makes the same tragic mistake with Ben Gay...

Ben Gay is not good for the cuticles.

I take your point with doggie. Though, that exposes one to having the anal issue forced. Or at least attempted to be forced.

And here we are, circling right around to the importance of lube again . . .

SlaveNoMore · 11-22-2004, 07:12 PM

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sebastian_dangerfield
My cuticles are terribly dry.

Unlike, say, your sense of humor lately.

ltl/fb · 11-22-2004, 07:12 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Easy. I even did that [installed faucet].

If you come over and install a new faucet for me, I won't blow you.

ltl/fb · 11-22-2004, 07:13 PM

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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Unlike, say, your sense of humor lately.

I keep meaning to ask, are your "S 'n' M" initials on purpose? New interest?

SlaveNoMore · 11-22-2004, 07:24 PM

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ltl/fb
I keep meaning to ask, are your "S 'n' M" initials on purpose? New interest?

I'll let you know when she lets me respond to this one.

sebastian_dangerfield · 11-22-2004, 07:24 PM

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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Ben Gay is not good for the cuticles.

I take your point with doggie. Though, that exposes one to having the anal issue forced. Or at least attempted to be forced.

And here we are, circling right around to the importance of lube again . . .

You. Cannot. Force The Anal!

Its unpossible. Been there as a young man. Tried to "sneak it in". Chicks are quite well aware of which orifice you're entering. They're cagey like that.

ltl/fb · 11-22-2004, 07:26 PM

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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
You. Cannot. Force The Anal!

Its unpossible. Been there as a young man. Tried to "sneak it in". Chicks are quite well aware of which orifice you're entering. They're cagey like that.

From the recipient end, even an unsuccessful attempt is unpleasant (given that it is unexpected, and very likely insufficiently lubricated). If you are blowing a guy, no attempt will be made.