Making a buck cleaning Lester's spittle trays on Sequels' 22-year old supermodel abs

[Gattigap]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Actually, no. You are the whiffer. I was playing along with your playing along with me. But thanks for playing!

You only think I guessed wrong - that's what's so funny. I switched glasses when your back was turned. Ha-ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when *death* is on the line!"

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
Actually, no. You are the whiffer. I was playing along with your playing along with me. But thanks for playing!

Actually, what Gatti said. One of the best movie scenes ever, and one I often think of here.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Not to get all nfh on y'all, but she reminds her students to lift their bellies up and over their legs? Damn.

[robustpuppy]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Not to get all nfh on y'all, but she reminds her students to lift their bellies up and over their legs? Damn.

WTF kind of name is Kristie Lee Crystal?

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
T&A forest? Oh, I don't think I want to know what the T part of this forest is. Reminds me of an ancient Savage Love column where a lesbian wrote in that her lover liked to braid her nipple hairs and it turned her off.

Speaking of Savage Love, today's column is mostly uninteresting. Except for the news that the "International Mr. Leather" competition is taking place in Chicago this very weekend! I'm thinking Wonk's a lock in the bear category. Str8 or Less, what are the offshore sports books saying about Coltrane's chances in the twink division?

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
WTF kind of name is Kristie Lee Crystal?

A beautiful kind of name.

[Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
WTF kind of name is Kristie Lee Crystal?

One that properly falls between paigow and garnier fructis on the list?

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Not to get all nfh on y'all, but she reminds her students to lift their bellies up and over their legs? Damn.

Isn't there some kind of dietary component to yoga as well? Or can you just eat Jack In The Box all day, show up with your plus-size yoga mat and start farting away?

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
You should make this your avatar, or would it be too outing?

How come nobody has the James Lipton avatar? I thought this was going to happen. If I wasn't so YHF-alicious, I'd grab it.

By the way, where's the Lo-berry avatar from? Who is that guy? It cracks me up every time I see it.

[Alex_de_Large]

"Final thought from Houston reader Thomas Pierrel: 'Do you think anyone at TNT has thought about replacing the Magic Johnson Law & Order commercials with OJ? It would be really awesome.'–"

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Perhaps thats why I have contempt for Denise both pre and post S500. I'd like to believe that at least one thing in this world is not a purchase. Denises, by wearing the sort of shit that attracts a douche like Marv, advertise the fact that for 80% of us, everything is a self centered purchase. They're like glowing billboards reminding you of the low side of humanity.

I remember this one line from an old movie, the name of which I forget: "We're all either thieves or whores; the key to happiness and success is figuring early which you are and being very good at it."

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Gattigap
You only think I guessed wrong - that's what's so funny. I switched glasses when your back was turned. Ha-ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when *death* is on the line!"

I invented quoting The Princess Bride today.

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
T&A forest? Oh, I don't think I want to know what the T part of this forest is. Reminds me of an ancient Savage Love column where a lesbian wrote in that her lover liked to braid her nipple hairs and it turned her off.

Nothing. Nothing, nothing, nothing, is worse than struggling to mouth a woman's nipple in the dark, licking it and realizing there are stray hairs on it. I can handle every variety of pubic styling. I even find the disco mitt amusingly retro cool (reminds me of 70s Playboys). But nipple hair on women is just plain nasty.

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Saw this on a pop-up dating service ad. What is Her body language saying?



She's from windsor.

Fastball on the inside corner?

[lo-berry]

Originally posted by str8outavannuys


By the way, where's the Lo-berry avatar from? .

From my office web cam.