[hi less!!!]Where Everyone Knows Penske's Socks Don't Suck[/hi less!!!]!!!

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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Although, as a general matter, fat people are quite funny, you should be ashamed of yourself for saying this.

TM

Maybe I should be, but, strangely, I'm not!

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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Speaking of NASTY plastic surgery, proceed to this link at your peril:

http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/

(Jessica Lange has transformed herself into some weird prehistoric cat-face woman)

Man, I love that site. (I bought their t-shirt, and get so many comments on it when I wear it, that I stopped wearing it outside the house.)

Excellent qutoes from what you linked to:

• Sweet cracker sandwich.
  
  You look about eleventy.

I so wish I could meet those two IRL. They must be a hoot.

[nononono]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Speaking of NASTY plastic surgery, proceed to this link at your peril:

http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/

(Jessica Lange has transformed herself into some weird prehistoric cat-face woman)

Oh, yes, following in the everlasting footsteps of the infamous Jocelyn Wildenstein:
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/000351.html

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by ironweed
Gosh, I sure hope I'm not as mean-spirited and bitter when I get to be your age.

Listen, I know the Celtic drubbing by that Artmedia Bratiswhatever team the other day was utterly humiliating and a tough pill to swallow. But you need to move on. It's a new day. Friday, even. The weekend stretches in front of you with its untold promises. You cannot go into it with this cloud of darkness that has enveloped you. I was just making a little joke last night. I'm sorry that I used your post as the jumping off point for the humor. I wasn't thinking about what a fragile state you must be in since your team was dismantled in such a shocking fashion. I saw the highlights. Even I cringed as the Slovaks put the ball in the net for the fifth time. But it was just a game, and this is just a kooky internet chatting board for lawyers, where we like to blow off a little steam with a bit of the randy sex talk, and the occasional barb at our fellow posters. I think you should log off the internet for the weekend, turn the tellie off, and go out and put all this "Celtic suffered perhaps it most awful European defeat ever and that PLF is a big meany" stuff behind you.

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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Listen, I know the Celtic drubbing by that Artmedia Bratiswhatever team the other day was utterly humiliating and a tough pill to swallow. But you need to move on. It's a new day. Friday, even. The weekend stretches in front of you with its untold promises. You cannot go into it with this cloud of darkness that has enveloped you. I was just making a little joke last night. I'm sorry that I used your post as the jumping off point for the humor. I wasn't thinking about what a fragile state you must be in since your team was dismantled in such a shocking fashion. I saw the highlights. Even I cringed as the Slovaks put the ball in the net for the fifth time. But it was just a game, and this is just a kooky internet chatting board for lawyers, where we like to blow off a little steam with a bit of the randy sex talk, and the occasional barb at our fellow posters. I think you should log off the internet for the weekend, turn the tellie off, and go out and put all this "Celtic suffered perhaps it most awful European defeat ever and that PLF is a big meany" stuff behind you.

Sniff.

You care, flower. You really care!

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Listen, I know the Celtic drubbing by that Artmedia Bratiswhatever team the other day was utterly humiliating and a tough pill to swallow. But you need to move on. It's a new day. Friday, even. The weekend stretches in front of you with its untold promises. You cannot go into it with this cloud of darkness that has enveloped you. I was just making a little joke last night. I'm sorry that I used your post as the jumping off point for the humor. I wasn't thinking about what a fragile state you must be in since your team was dismantled in such a shocking fashion. I saw the highlights. Even I cringed as the Slovaks put the ball in the net for the fifth time. But it was just a game, and this is just a kooky internet chatting board for lawyers, where we like to blow off a little steam with a bit of the randy sex talk, and the occasional barb at our fellow posters. I think you should log off the internet for the weekend, turn the tellie off, and go out and put all this "Celtic suffered perhaps it most awful European defeat ever and that PLF is a big meany" stuff behind you.

Is the rainbow bumper sticker on your car the long thin kind that goes the whole width of the car, or the smaller rectangular one?

[Hank Chinaski]

so on the south forum there is a thread from a mom whose son was arrested for marijuana. She picked the tasmanian devil scratching his head for an avatar.

if she was really desparately seeking advice would she have taken the time to add an avatar?

I wanted to tell her the avatar was wrong for a troubled mom, assuming the post was a hoax, but if the post were true then I'd feel like a shit.

What would be proper here?

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Listen, I know the Celtic drubbing by that Artmedia Bratiswhatever team the other day was utterly humiliating and a tough pill to swallow. But you need to move on. It's a new day. Friday, even. The weekend stretches in front of you with its untold promises. You cannot go into it with this cloud of darkness that has enveloped you. I was just making a little joke last night. I'm sorry that I used your post as the jumping off point for the humor. I wasn't thinking about what a fragile state you must be in since your team was dismantled in such a shocking fashion. I saw the highlights. Even I cringed as the Slovaks put the ball in the net for the fifth time. But it was just a game, and this is just a kooky internet chatting board for lawyers, where we like to blow off a little steam with a bit of the randy sex talk, and the occasional barb at our fellow posters. I think you should log off the internet for the weekend, turn the tellie off, and go out and put all this "Celtic suffered perhaps it most awful European defeat ever and that PLF is a big meany" stuff behind you.

No can do. Motherwell away tomorrow at 7:30 AM.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Translation: I fucked a poster.

TM

Which one?

[Aloha Mr. Learned Hand]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
This post was for information purposes only and is not intended to be a poll. You are under no obligation to respond with your current favorite song and are, in fact, actively discouraged from participating in yet another banal music poll that makes Less and Flower roll their collective eyes and wonder why they keep coming back here.

In a case of life imitating art:

Mike Doughty's "Looking at the World from the Bottom of a Well"

[Sparklehorse]

Did anyone else watch this piece of garbage last night? Some of the courtroom "performances" were downright painful to watch, like first-year moot court.

Just looking at the official site makes me cringe:

From the bio of the guy who got dismissed last night:

"What, in your opinion, is the biggest misconception that people have about lawyers and why is it a misconception?
Most people think that lawyers are a puss-filled boil on the body of society."

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
so on the south forum there is a thread from a mom whose son was arrested for marijuana. She picked the tasmanian devil scratching his head for an avatar.

if she was really desparately seeking advice would she have taken the time to add an avatar?

I wanted to tell her the avatar was wrong for a troubled mom, assuming the post was a hoax, but if the post were true then I'd feel like a shit.

What would be proper here?

Take the case.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Sparklehorse
Did anyone else watch this piece of garbage last night? Some of the courtroom "performances" were downright painful to watch, like first-year moot court.

Just looking at the official site makes me cringe:

From the bio of the guy who got dismissed last night:

"What, in your opinion, is the biggest misconception that people have about lawyers and why is it a misconception?
Most people think that lawyers are a puss-filled boil on the body of society."

That might be the filthiest sentence I've read in my life.

[Penske_Account]

Today Show just had a piece on fall fashion, the new black is....................

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...............black

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
so on the south forum there is a thread from a mom whose son was arrested for marijuana. She picked the tasmanian devil scratching his head for an avatar.

if she was really desparately seeking advice would she have taken the time to add an avatar?

I wanted to tell her the avatar was wrong for a troubled mom, assuming the post was a hoax, but if the post were true then I'd feel like a shit.

What would be proper here?

I was wondering if it would be in poor taste to comment on the price mentioned in the post. Either that was some really shitty herb, or things really are cheaper in the south. I was paying more than that in h.s., and that was a long, long time ago.