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11-08-2005, 05:45 PM
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#2881
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
the "fewer" was a joke. and Windsor is safer than Detroit, violent crime-wise. anything else wrong in the sentence, I don't care about.
and as to my being an idiot, I think that was less' point.
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I can see it now: Hank and Hank Jr. having their first beer together at the Million Dollar Club. A bonding moment: your first shared vagina.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-08-2005, 05:49 PM
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#2882
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Your/Penske's kids (I know y'all wife-swap) will die because someone will bludgeon them to death.
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Perhaps. Interestingly, they will go while they are still beautiful and shapely, while a bitter cat-loving spinster like you will live to an old age never experiencing either of those two states.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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11-08-2005, 05:49 PM
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#2883
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,129
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I can see it now: Hank and Hank Jr. having their first beer together at the Million Dollar Club. A bonding moment: your first shared vagina.
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I think there are about 4 strip clubs in Windsor. Did you ever notice all the other non-strip clubs you pass by on the way? A country that can put pretty girls on a stage to dance for you, maybe can also stock some into those clubs. It's a big university town.
On your next road trip try out my theory.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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11-08-2005, 05:51 PM
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#2884
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WacKtose Intolerant
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: PenskeWorld
Posts: 11,627
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
I can see it now: Hank and Hank Jr. having their first beer together at the Million Dollar Club. A bonding moment: your first shared vagina.
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I like hookers and booze, not necessarily in that order, but that episode of the Bunny Ranch show on HBO where the father and son share a room with hookers is squicky. Big time.
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Since I'm a righteous man, I don't eat ham;
I wish more people was alive like me
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11-08-2005, 05:51 PM
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#2885
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,276
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Did we talk about What Should I Do With My Life? by Po Bronson here. I vaugely remember a conversation, but I can't find it.
I loved that book in a way that I never thought I'd love a so-called self-help book. I don't think it really qualifies as self-help, since he's not really offering suggestions, but just showing how other people have approached making life-altering decisions. He tends to not stand too far from the people that he writes about, which makes the story that much more personal. Sometimes he even offers advice or tries to help out. I gave it to my sister after I read it last year, when she was making some life changes, and I haven't seen it since.
Anyhow, I got an e-mail from his mailing list today that his new book Why Do I Love These People? : Honest and Amazing Stories of Real Families. It looks like it's a similar approach to telling stories of real people, but looking at the way that families interact with one another and how people's relationship with their family has developed over the last 20 years.
He has a lot of information on the book on his website, and I'm really looking forward to reading it.
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"In the olden days before the internet, you'd take this sort of person for a ride out into the woods and shoot them, as Darwin intended, before he could spawn."--Will the Vampire People Leave the Lobby? pg 79
Last edited by Replaced_Texan; 11-08-2005 at 06:02 PM..
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11-08-2005, 05:52 PM
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#2886
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
I think there are about 4 strip clubs in Windsor. Did you ever notice all the other non-strip clubs you pass by on the way? A country that can put pretty girls on a stage to dance for you, maybe can also stock some into those clubs. It's a big university town.
On your next road trip try out my theory.
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I have no idea what your theory is, which means you are representing your current avatar quite well.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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11-08-2005, 05:56 PM
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#2887
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Darwinism
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Is this irony or Less's theory of natural selection?
SULTAN – Relatives and friends took Benjamin A. Wright's car keys at his 55th birthday party, saying he'd had too much to drink to get behind the wheel, but he still wound up dying in a traffic accident.
Not long after being told he should spend the night at his son's place, Wright said he was going outside for a smoke. Instead, he apparently began walking home and was fatally struck by a car about 10 p.m. Sunday in the eastbound lane of Highway 2, Police Chief Fred Walser said.
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I'll let PLF tackle whether it is irony, but it is not naural selection because THE GUY WAS 55, YOU TWIT. Assumably, he has already procreated and passed on his genes. Darwin has to kill them young to improve the species.
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Boogers!
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11-08-2005, 05:58 PM
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#2888
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: In a teeny, tiny, little office
Posts: 14,167
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As Donald Trump would say....
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Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Did you just call me fat?
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No, it was a Picasso pun. You know, cubist?
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Send in the evil clowns.
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11-08-2005, 06:01 PM
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#2889
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
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Darwinism
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Originally posted by LessinSF
I'll let PLF tackle whether it is irony, but it is not naural selection because THE GUY WAS 55, YOU TWIT. Assumably, he has already procreated and passed on his genes. Darwin has to kill them young to improve the species.
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Tony Randall would beg to differ with you.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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11-08-2005, 06:02 PM
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#2890
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Wearing the cranky pants
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pulling your finger
Posts: 7,119
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Darwinism
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Tony Randall would beg to differ with you.
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Natural selection is about statistics, not fertile octogenarians.
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Boogers!
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11-08-2005, 06:02 PM
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#2891
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Rageaholic
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: On the margins.
Posts: 3,507
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Darwinism
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Tony Randall would beg to differ with you.
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I think you just may have made his argument for him.
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Some people say I need anger management. I say fuck them.
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11-08-2005, 06:08 PM
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#2892
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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Darwinism
Making the subject line relevant again:
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Always game for a little hand-to-hand chainsaw combat.
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11-08-2005, 06:08 PM
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#2893
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Testing
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
Get off that boy, change your mission
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Not crossover. Sell out.
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11-08-2005, 06:10 PM
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#2894
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
Posts: 26,203
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Kate Moss
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
Heavy handed.
When Kate Moss looks like an anorexic Beyonce, whatever it is is too much.
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Too true. That spray on tan destroys her perfect cheekbones and flawless figure.
Now that that deserved sarcasm is finished:
You could paint her body day-glo argyle, give her Don King's hair and dip her in yak piss and I'd still jump at the chance to tap that ass.
BTW, who do you admit is actually hot? Is there any model you'll actually admit is crazy hot?
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All is for the best in the best of all possible worlds.
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11-08-2005, 06:13 PM
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#2895
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Darwinism
Quote:
Originally posted by LessinSF
I'll let PLF tackle whether it is irony, but it is not naural selection because THE GUY WAS 55, YOU TWIT. Assumably, he has already procreated and passed on his genes. Darwin has to kill them young to improve the species.
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Darwin's batting .500. He had a mid-life crisis wife and brat ahead of him.
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