Fashion Board - Muse to the Fucktards

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
Nope I earn the money. See, in re: Penske "if you control the money...yadda yadda"

Did you have him sign a prenup?

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by ironweed
Way to kill the fucking board, Sidd. This may come as a shock to you, but some of us have work we're trying to ignore.

I recommend booze and prescription medicine to dull the pain.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Did you have him sign a prenup?

I don't need a prenup. The key is to actively hide liquid assets now. Guernsey, Isle of Man, Vanuatu et al. During the divorce the plan is I commit malpractice and lose my license so my income stream is fucked. Then I move to Kona, get a couple of parttime jobs (barrista and bike shop seem like good possibilities), train full time and work on turning pro.

When the heat dies down, I start drawing on my hidden cash.

[Sidd Finch]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Did you have him sign a prenup?

If she did, she probably wouldn't be obsessing so much about whether he'll dump her if she puts on some pounds.

[greatwhitenorthchick]

Originally posted by Not Bob
What did I miss?

eta: The bitter part? Or the stuff afterward? All Not Nice.

You missed the fact that being married is not the be all and end all of happiness, so calling someone Not Married is really kind of a non-insult and makes the insult thrower look pathetic.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
I don't need a prenup. The key is to actively hide liquid assets now. Guernsey, Isle of Man, Vanuatu et al. During the divorce the plan is I commit malpractice and lose my license so my income stream is fucked. Then I move to Kona, get a couple of parttime jobs (barrista and bike shop seem like good possibilities), train full time and work on turning pro.

When the heat dies down, I start drawing on my hidden cash.

and remembering all the various sock logins will help you remember the secret bank account numbers?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You missed the fact that being married is not the be all and end all of happiness, so calling someone Not Married is really kind of a non-insult and makes the insult thrower look pathetic.

Or the fact that every stereotype has some truth in it and I have worked with over the 10 years quite a few bitter, lonely and neurotic steretypical female associates lonely and unhappy and trapped in their jobs and too dysfunctional to sustain a relationship. uh huh.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
and remembering all the various sock logins will help you remember the secret bank account numbers?

The passwords are all the same. Except for the one I gave you (dl dl dl). That's a specialty version.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by Sidd Finch
If she did, she probably wouldn't be obsessing so much about whether he'll dump her if she puts on some pounds.

she has gained the weight- and he didn't leave- he just gave notice of a correction period.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by Penske_Account
The passwords are all the same. Except for the one I gave you (dl dl dl). That's a specialty version.

Isn't "ohdahumanity" too many characters or something?

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
she has gained the weight- and he didn't leave- he just gave notice of a correction period.

Thank you, Hank. And FWIW I didn't gain that much or have that much to lose. and he's concerned with the superficial but not that much, geez louise.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by patentparanyc
[H]e's concerned with the superficial but not that much, geez louise.

Obviously not. He married you.

[Penske_Account]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Isn't "ohdahumanity" too many characters or something?

Nttawwt.

[patentparanyc]

Originally posted by spookyfish
Obviously not. He married you.

LOL touche. I don't run too deep

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
You missed the fact that being married is not the be all and end all of happiness, so calling someone Not Married is really kind of a non-insult and makes the insult thrower look pathetic.

Aha. Thanks for explaining rp's point.