Fashion Board 3-5-04 to 4-6-04

[str8outavannuys]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
1) THank you for reminding me of the surname of the guy who was probably the great would be love of my life, but I had commitment issues (not the mental institution kind) so I pushed him away. I will google him to see how that turned out.


2) where is your AI summary?

3) Sesame is a really stupid name for a cat, but not quite as ridicuslous at the two jack russells I knew named Noodles and Crackers.

I missed the first three on AI, but as for the rest, I agree with you. I think that Hawaiian dirty pot-smoking easy access girl will be gone. Let's look at it this way:

Untouchables: Fantasia, LaToya, John Stevens, Jon Peter Lewis, George Huff.

Bad but good this week: (in order) Amy, Matt, Jennifer
Others: Dirty smoking girl, Jasmine, Diana (who I didn't see).

If Diana was good, I wouldn't be surprised to see one of Matt/Jennifer in the bottom 3. I wouldn't be surprised if Jasmine wasn't bottom 3. But I hope it isn't at John, Jon or George's expense.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
Oh yeah, they are totally the hot new band. Can I bring you a mojito with your iceberg wedge? (The salad fork is the shorter one.)

Can I get my salad with green goddess dressing? And Bac-os?

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
1 Month - Pot quells urge

2 mo - You switch hands

3 mo - You take your hand out for manicure; sort of a "romantic date" appreciatiuon type thing

4 mo - You wake up drunk on couch and discover phone book open to "Escorts" page

5 mo - You google that psycho ex who you know can't possibly be married/involved because she's too fucking nuts

6 mo - You call travel agent and ask about Vegas tix. You wind up getting info on Thailand.

7-12 mo - Something happens or you die or end up in jail

Where in there do you start trying to impress the ladies by learning the names of different breeds of cats? Nothing personal, but that's gay.

Originally posted by str8outavannuys
I missed the first three on AI, but as for the rest, I agree with you. I think that Hawaiian dirty pot-smoking easy access girl will be gone. Let's look at it this way:

Untouchables: Fantasia, LaToya, John Stevens, Jon Peter Lewis, George Huff.

Bad but good this week: (in order) Amy, Matt, Jennifer
Others: Dirty smoking girl, Jasmine, Diana (who I didn't see).

If Diana was good, I wouldn't be surprised to see one of Matt/Jennifer in the bottom 3. I wouldn't be surprised if Jasmine wasn't bottom 3. But I hope it isn't at John, Jon or George's expense.

You think Jasmine is not an untouchable? You think Matt Rogers was good last night? and Diana was quite good I thought.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by taxwonk
Can I get my salad with green goddess dressing? And Bac-os?

The Food Network Canada recommends Kraft Classic Thousand Islands dressing.

http://foodtv.ca/feature/kraft/article2_2003_02_24.asp

(article about the iceberg lettuce revival with graphic pictures of bestiality and anal fisting)

[sebastian_dangerfield]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Where in there do you start trying to impress the ladies by learning the names of different breeds of cats? Nothing personal, but that's gay.

Dude, have you ever seen a Maine Coon Cat. Its like a Mountain Lion. The fuckers can eat small dogs.

Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
The Food Network Canada recommends Kraft Classic Thousand Islands dressing.

http://foodtv.ca/feature/kraft/article2_2003_02_24.asp

(article about the iceberg lettuce revival with graphic pictures of bestiality and anal fisting)

This is you. This is you passing your sellby date. Any questions?

[Replaced_Texan]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp..._re_eu/cliches

Top Stories - AP

'At the End of the Day' Tops Cliche List

LONDON - At the end of the day, it's the most irritating cliche in the English language. So says the Plain English Campaign which said the abused and overused phrase was first in a poll of most annoying cliches.

Second place went to "at this moment in time," and third to the constant use of "like," as if it were a form of punctuation. "With all due respect" came fourth.


http://www.plainenglishcampaign.com

[Alex_de_Large]

Originally posted by ABBAKiss
Tyra looked horrendous last night. She looks like an alien, and the way she was standing made her legs look like carrots -- thick at the top and narrowing down to pointy ends. Blech.

I think she has always been nasty. Ugly.As.Hell.

[Pretty Little Flower]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
This is you. This is you passing your sellby date. Any questions?

Thanks for whiffing.

[spookyfish]

Originally posted by robustpuppy
Saying it all the time to people you don't love diminishes its meaning. Saying it frequently to someone you do love (presuming you don't "love" everyone you know) does no such thing.

Then I guess I'm safe saying it then, as I love each and every one of you.

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp..._re_eu/cliches

Top Stories - AP

'At the End of the Day' Tops Cliche List

LONDON - At the end of the day, it's the most irritating cliche in the English language. So says the Plain English Campaign which said the abused and overused phrase was first in a poll of most annoying cliches.

Second place went to "at this moment in time," and third to the constant use of "like," as if it were a form of punctuation. "With all due respect" came fourth.


http://www.plainenglishcampaign.com

with all due respect, I think that the list was rigged.

[str8outavannuys]

I thought Matt Rogers was good, compared with his prior performances. He was good for him. That said, He's not top 6, no way no day.

[sunnybunny]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
This is you. This is you passing your sellby date. Any questions?

I'll take Flower off the "reduced for quick sale" shelf anytime.

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp..._re_eu/cliches

Top Stories - AP

'At the End of the Day' Tops Cliche List

LONDON - At the end of the day, it's the most irritating cliche in the English language. So says the Plain English Campaign which said the abused and overused phrase was first in a poll of most annoying cliches.

Second place went to "at this moment in time," and third to the constant use of "like," as if it were a form of punctuation. "With all due respect" came fourth.


http://www.plainenglishcampaign.com

Someone stole my invetions. I cannot believe, "I didn't get the memo" didn't rank as number one. Maybe that isnt so much a cliche as a Passe Snide Retort?