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02-02-2005, 11:33 PM
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#2896
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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Tasty Afternoon Treat (even for non-coffee drinkers)
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Nice. Really nice. you know SS sister is crippled, right?
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what does SS have ot do with the monkey's oral skilz? |
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02-02-2005, 11:53 PM
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#2897
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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happy wednesday
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Originally posted by notcasesensitive
*in fact, I was not replying to you at all in my initial post. I was replying to fringey. but sure. talking past each other.
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In fairness, and I'm not taking sides mind you, you were replying to fringe, but you were describing str8.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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02-03-2005, 12:26 AM
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#2898
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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happy wednesday
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
In fairness, and I'm not taking sides mind you, you were replying to fringe, but you were describing str8.
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Right, but that's different than replying to him. She was commenting to me that he is a moron. |
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02-03-2005, 12:30 AM
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#2899
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Corner Office
Posts: 86,130
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happy wednesday
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Right, but that's different than replying to him. She was commenting to me that he is a moron.
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Str8 is cool, give the man a break. But, and I mean this in a humble way, my ex-aunt is more famous than any of these encounters he claims- and you don't hear me bragging.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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02-03-2005, 12:43 AM
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#2901
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I am beyond a rank!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 721
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Teri Hatcher loves her Rabbit
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
Oh please. It's not like we discuss fucking the ass with some vibrating plastic toy. I mean, that's just sick.
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No doubt gatti will help you move on from plastic to bigger and better things. His motto is, after all, dirt road cred. |
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02-03-2005, 01:03 AM
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#2902
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No title
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Here
Posts: 8,092
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getting to use my hank-to-english dictionary
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
what does SS have ot do with the monkey's oral skilz?
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A word of advice. Often, (almost always in fact) you'll find that when hank quotes something, he's actually talking about something entirely different. I hope this helps.
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Ritchie Incognito is a shitbag.
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02-03-2005, 01:24 AM
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#2903
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
Posts: 19,042
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happy wednesday
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Str8 is cool, give the man a break. But, and I mean this in a humble way, my ex-aunt is more famous than any of these encounters he claims- and you don't hear me bragging.
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she disowned you, and you are bragging now. |
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02-03-2005, 02:41 AM
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#2904
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Hello, Dum-Dum.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 10,117
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Alcohol by Enema
Cue Hank's beer shit quote. |
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02-03-2005, 10:41 AM
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#2905
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Tasty Afternoon Treat (even for non-coffee drinkers)
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
If I have to keep reading about chowing box, can I invent a term too? How about "wearing the shower drainage vest" as being at the printer. Hey, where is barelyh legal? Oh, she is wearing the shower drainage vest.
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Does she have shower drainage pubic hairshirt stigmata?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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02-03-2005, 11:19 AM
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#2906
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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For the love of God
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Survery: what does your law firm stock in your kitchen?
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Coffee, Tea, Hot Chocolate, Milk (2% and skim), Orange Juice, Bottled Water, Beer. |
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02-03-2005, 11:28 AM
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#2907
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Government Yard in Trenchtown
Posts: 20,182
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happy wednesday
Quote:
Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
Str8 is cool, give the man a break. But, and I mean this in a humble way, my ex-aunt is more famous than any of these encounters he claims- and you don't hear me bragging.
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It's good to see someone in good cheer. This has been one hostile board last night and this morning. Even the sweet ones are on raging tears. Thanks, Hank. |
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02-03-2005, 11:30 AM
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#2908
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It's all about me.
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think of me?
Posts: 6,004
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For the love of God
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
Coffee, Tea, Hot Chocolate, Milk (2% and skim), Orange Juice, Bottled Water, Beer.
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I worked at a firm in Silicon Valley that decided to stop buying milk for the kitchens. This caused near-revolt among the associates.
Take away our bonuses, our step increases, our extravagant retreats to Monterey and Napa, but don't fuck with our liquid dairy supply!
The firm relented. Order was restored.
Last edited by bold_n_brazen; 02-03-2005 at 11:40 AM..
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02-03-2005, 11:47 AM
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#2909
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Podunkville
Posts: 6,034
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Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks that you are an idiot (bumper sticker this am)
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
I worked at a firm in Silicon Valley that decided to stop buying milk for the kitchens. This caused near-revolt among the associates.
Take away our bonueses, our step increases, our extravagant retreats to Monterey and Napa, but don't fuck with our liquid dairy supply!
The firm relented. Order was restored.
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At one of my previous firms, the new office managing partner decided that one of his clients should be used to provide the coffee service. Our caffiene supply went from tolerable to undrinkable swill (except for true addicts).
There was much wailing and gnashing of teeth. The real estate partner down the hall sent her secretary on a Starbucks run twice a day. One of the associates brought a Braun coffee pot from home, and set up a bistro in his office.
Finally, a BSD partner from another office had a deal closing in our office. At 9:45 am, my secretary brought him a cup of coffee as he reviewed the closing binder in the Schicklegruber Memorial Conference Room. At 9:47 am, he spat out a mouthful of brown liquid all over the portrait of Mr. Schicklegruber. At 10:01 am, he was drinking a venti Kona blend that I had fetched for him (along with the Wall Street Journal and a Danielle Steel novel "for the boring parts" of the closing), and at 11:47 am, our old coffee service was back in the building. |
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02-03-2005, 12:07 PM
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#2910
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Random Syndicate (admin)
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Romantically enfranchised
Posts: 14,278
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happy wednesday
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Originally posted by Greedy,Greedy,Greedy
It's good to see someone in good cheer. This has been one hostile board last night and this morning. Even the sweet ones are on raging tears. Thanks, Hank.
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I'll say. No one bought me a vibrator. Hostile indeed.
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