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10-05-2005, 11:09 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Baseball Playoffs
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Originally posted by LessinSF
A la str8, I will post my bets because I know you all care.
No individual game bets yet, but I bet the Astros to win their series at -120 and the ChiSox to win theirs at +125.
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
What? No Angels? Or Sox?
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You can't really be this stupid. Can you?
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10-05-2005, 11:10 AM
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Location: Monty Capuletti's gazebo
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Frank Booth on Allen-Edmonds
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Originally posted by Mmmm, Burger (C.J.)
spoiler: may contain actual fashion content.
To follow up from long ago, Allen-Edmonds is currently offering 10% off its shoes. At least in the DC store I went to, but presumably others. Fortuitous timing on my part. Enjoy the savings.
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Allen Edmonds? Fuck that shit - Alden!
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10-05-2005, 11:12 AM
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...Keep on Truckin Down the Road...
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Originally posted by Penske_Account
convo
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Unless you were a Tri Delt somewhere, or can point to a picture of yourself in a black turtlenecck and pearls, you may not use this word.
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10-05-2005, 11:12 AM
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Consigliere
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pelosi Land!
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Bostonian = Kia
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Allen Edmonds? Fuck that shit - Alden!
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10-05-2005, 11:18 AM
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Bad Idea Jeans
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
"Police: Workers Gave Elderly Patients Laxatives To Prank Next Shift Patients Suffered Pain, Rectal Bleeding
IRVINE, Ky. -- What is being described as a "prank" that occurred last year has resulted in serious accusations against two former nursing home employees from Irvine.
Lisa Kilburn, 27, and Kim Congleton, 30, were both certified nursing assistants at Irvine Health and Rehabilitation Center. They're accused of giving laxatives to patients who did not need them, including older and medically fragile people. The patients suffered pain and rectal bleeding.
Attorney General Greg Stumbo said the intended targets of the prank were nursing assistants on the next shift. Stumbo called the conduct an outrage to human decency and dignity.
The two women were fired and face criminal abuse charges that carry prison terms and fines. They'll be arraigned Oct. 6."
How often can you say, "That shit's not even a little funny," and really mean it?
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eta A new cause for paigow: http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005450117,00.html
sfw. But even I think this is fucked up.
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So many ways to link these stories... Hank, can you photoshp me an old bag with a heavy guage tackle hook through her jaw? No Bea Arthur or George Burns shit here... we need authenticity...
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10-05-2005, 11:22 AM
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Bostonian = Kia
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Originally posted by SlaveNoMore
Some people drive Audis. Others prefer a Honda.
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Actually, I've gone total fruitcake and started wearing Italian jobs. Santonis are great fucking shoes. I've walked through flood in these shoes and they hold up better than any others I've owned and are incredibly comfortable.
I like Audi A8s and A4s, but A6s bore me. Why is that?
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10-05-2005, 11:34 AM
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NaNoWriMo
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I know a few people who did this last year, and really enjoyed the process. National Novel Writing Month. I'm thinking about doing it this year, though I haven't even started thinking about what to write about:
If anyone else is interested, I can start a separate thread for support through the process. You have a little less than a month to think about it. Everyone I know who did it last year felt that they accomplished something, even if that something was crap on the first go round. Apparently a few novels have been published that started in NaNoWriMo.
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Chapter One
Rene grasped the thrashing golden retreiver by the snout. The beast would not succumb without a battle, that was certain. With his other hand, Rene quickly forced the chloroform-soaked handkerchief to the dog's face. After a few seconds of clawing, peace - the animal crumbled into slumber. After he wiped the sweat from his brow with his beret, Rene pulled a thick foie gras slathered baguet from his supplies and stared into the glassy sea. This was no day for whites - tigers, maybe, if anything. Perhaps he'd even have to settle for hammerheads, Rene thought, as he stepped over the golden and made his way to the basket of chihuahuas and shi-tzus...
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10-05-2005, 11:48 AM
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NaNoWriMo
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Originally posted by paigowprincess
Ironweed's little attempt at humor is not so funny right now.
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Hmm. Did you read it out loud, with a funny sort of voice for the dog? |
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10-05-2005, 11:54 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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NaNoWriMo
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
Chapter One
Rene grasped the thrashing golden retreiver by the snout. The beast would not succumb without a battle, that was certain. With his other hand, Rene quickly forced the chloroform-soaked handkerchief to the dog's face. After a few seconds of clawing, peace - the animal crumbled into slumber. After he wiped the sweat from his brow with his beret, Rene pulled a thick foie gras slathered baguet from his supplies and stared into the glassy sea. This was no day for whites - tigers, maybe, if anything. Perhaps he'd even have to settle for hammerheads, Rene thought, as he stepped over the golden and made his way to the basket of chihuahuas and shi-tzus...
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If you make Rene feed only little yappy dogs to the sharks, I'll buy it.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-05-2005, 11:54 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
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Constantine
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Originally posted by NotFromHere
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Who the fuck is this?
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-05-2005, 12:15 PM
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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NaNoWriMo
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Originally posted by Pretty Little Flower
I'm also in. My novel will be the phrase "I'm a Prettly Little Flower" repeasted 10,000 times in different color fonts.
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the typo is a nice touch.
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10-05-2005, 12:29 PM
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I didn't do it.
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Constantine
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
Who the fuck is this?
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Possibly the most cheesy reality show contestant ever. |
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10-05-2005, 12:29 PM
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Moderator
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Pop goes the chupacabra
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Bostonian = Kia
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Originally posted by sebastian_dangerfield
I like Audi A8s and A4s, but A6s bore me. Why is that?
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It's the creamy middle. The A4 is sporty. The A8 is luxe. The A6 is an unhappy compromise in between. None of them compare to my RSX Type-S, though. |
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10-05-2005, 12:36 PM
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Wild Rumpus Facilitator
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NaNoWriMo
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
This may be a whifferoo, but I won't get the book. my firm doesn't give you a color monitor untill you're 3rd year, and then only if you're partnership track
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Keep plugging away, little Buckeroo. Some of the most successful attorneys practicing today began their careers as staff attorneys.
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10-05-2005, 12:36 PM
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Registered User
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Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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Constantine
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Originally posted by leagleaze
Possibly the most cheesy reality show contestant ever.
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Hey! Long time no posty.
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