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10-26-2007, 04:52 PM
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#2896
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I dreamed last night I got on the boat to Heaven.
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am confused as to why you feel you have to be nice again?
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Hmm. I heard that the Photoshopping Missus bought him a copy of my latest book, It's Nice To Be Important, But It's More Important To Be Nice.
Rumor has it that he's so nice, he's even going to change his avatar:
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10-26-2007, 04:56 PM
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#2897
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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Originally posted by ltl/fb
I am confused as to why you feel you have to be nice again?
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being nice to you is my only redeeming quality.
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I will not suffer a fool- but I do seem to read a lot of their posts
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10-26-2007, 04:57 PM
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#2898
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
Posts: 14,743
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Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
hmmm. today I would have to say B&B is the Sarah Silverman of the board, based upon a few posts she made. I'm not really sure what she looks like, but people say she is attractive.
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She's the Soleil Moon Frye of the board.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-26-2007, 04:57 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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What'd you put for father on the birth certificate?
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Originally posted by bold_n_brazen
What'd you put for father on the birth certificate?
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I had to make this the re line, since it's the PotY. And it actually makes me want to win the K race since this should be the name of the next thread.
TM
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10-26-2007, 05:00 PM
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#2900
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
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What'd you put for father on the birth certificate?
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I had to make this the re line, since it's the PotY. And it actually makes me want to win the K race since this should be the name of the next thread.
TM
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You really are a small and bitter, nasty person. Do you know that about yourself?
A disgusting, classless, base, and unhappy asshole and everything you accused me of and double and triple fold piece of shit. And your little fake titted dog, too.
you can cast negative aspersions all you wish but those that are close to me know the truth. your insistence in perpetuating lies is despicable.
I feel much better.
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Last edited by patentparanyc; 10-26-2007 at 05:05 PM..
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10-26-2007, 05:14 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: NYC
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Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
I'm changing the TOS to read "your profile will be deleted if you annoy RT" if this shit isn't cut out soon.
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I say you change the TOS just in case.
TM
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10-26-2007, 05:18 PM
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#2902
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Giving a three hour blowjob
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What'd you put for father on the birth certificate?
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
You really are a small and bitter, nasty person. Do you know that about yourself?
A disgusting, classless, base, and unhappy asshole and everything you accused me of and double and triple fold piece of shit. And your little fake titted dog, too.
you can cast negative aspersions all you wish but those that are close to me know the truth. your insistence in perpetuating lies is despicable.
I feel much better.
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translation: "I still have not developed the thick skin necessary to post on this board on a Friday and therefore will be refraining from posting on Fridays from here on. I may be refraining from posting on here forever."
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10-26-2007, 05:21 PM
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#2903
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Flyover land
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What'd you put for father on the birth certificate?
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
translation: "I still have not developed the thick skin necessary to post on this board on a Friday and therefore will be refraining from posting on Fridays from here on. I may be refraining from posting on here forever."
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She's annoying and whiny, and I wish she'd shut the fuck up and not post, but WTF re: the whole Craigslist "who's your daddy" crap. that's just . . . I dunno. beyond Friday.
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I'm using lipstick again.
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10-26-2007, 05:27 PM
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Will this day
never fucking end? How can it be only 4:30? Even the traditional ppnycpisstake, though a notch above the usual fare, is not helping me today. Hank, tell me a story.
As for Francis being "a disgusting, classless, base, and unhappy asshole," I feel compelled to state that he generally seems pretty happy to me.
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10-26-2007, 05:35 PM
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What'd you put for father on the birth certificate?
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
You really are a small and bitter, nasty person. Do you know that about yourself?
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Only when it comes to short, fat, delusional once-upon-a-time-paralegals who spend all their time around people who dislike them intensely.
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
A disgusting, classless, base, and unhappy asshole and everything you accused me of and double and triple fold piece of shit.
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Tell me how you really feel. But I'm actually pretty happy. I just don't like you. By the way, I have accused you of nothing. You simply are. I did not accuse you of posting about how hot you are when not one person on this board would ever call you attractive (even if you lost the extra 60 or so pounds you carry around). I did not accuse you of pissing everyone off. I did not accuse you of doing the things you have done that actually are disgusting and pathetic, which you freely volunteered to anyone who would pay attention to you. You did all these things. Plus your law school drop-out husband has to threaten to sue people so your kids have someone to play with. Cool.
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
And your little fake titted dog, too.*
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If I had a dog and she had fake tits, this still wouldn't bother me. But maybe you think you're talking about my gf? She doesn't have fake tits. But that is neither here nor there. I actually think "And your little fake titted dog, too" would make a good thread title. Too bad you posted it so soon after the best thread title ever. And that is, "What'd you put for father on the birth certificate?"
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
you can cast negative aspersions all you wish but those that are close to me know the truth. your insistence in perpetuating lies is despicable.
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I cast no aspersions. I simply commented on someone else's joke at your expense. It was a good joke. And I will enjoy it again and again and again.
And which lies am I perpetuating? Care to be more specific? Lay them out for us.
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Originally posted by patentparanyc
I feel much better.
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Oooooh. Me too. And I was already in a good mood.
TM
*I think it's awesome that you were probably shaking in anger at your desk, trying to think of the worst insult you could, only to come up with this. It's almost on the same level as "Why, Bilmore, why?
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10-26-2007, 05:38 PM
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#2906
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: on an elliptical
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What'd you put for father on the birth certificate?
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Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
Only when it comes to short, fat, delusional once-upon-a-time-paralegals who spend all their time around people who dislike them intensely.
Tell me how you really feel. But I'm actually pretty happy. I just don't like you. By the way, I have accused you of nothing. You simply are. I did not accuse you of posting about how hot you are when not one person on this board would ever call you attractive (even if you lost the extra 60 or so pounds you carry around). I did not accuse you of pissing everyone off. I did not accuse you of doing the things you have done that are actually that are actually disgusting and pathetic, which you freely volunteered to anyone who would pay attention to you. You did all these things. Plus your law school drop-out husband has to threaten to sue people so your kids have someone to play with. Cool.
* If I had a dog and she had fake tits, this still wouldn't bother me. But maybe you think you're talking about my gf? She doesn't have fake tits. But that is neither here nor there. I actually think "And your little fake titted dog, too" would make a good thread title. Too bad you posted it so soon after the best thread title ever. And that is, "What'd you put for father on the birth certificate?"
I cast no aspersions. I simply commented on someone else's joke at your expense. It was a good joke. And I will enjoy it again and again again.
And which lies am I perpetuating? Care to be more specific? Lay them out for us.
Oooooh. Me too. And I was already in a good mood.
TM
*I think it's awesome that you were probably shaking in anger at your desk, trying to think of the worst insult you could only come up with this. It's almost on the same level as "Why, Bilmore, why?
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Suck it, Francis we put my husband's name.
Now. We are done with this are we not?
This is what you accused me of doing, using personal information whether truth or untruths told off board and trying to use it against someone.
And for that YOU should be banned. And drop it.
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10-26-2007, 05:46 PM
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#2907
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Throwing a kettle over a pub
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For the Record
My dog's boobs are real, and they're spectacular.
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No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell you why: It doesn't unbang your Mom.
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10-26-2007, 05:49 PM
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#2908
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Steaming Hot
Join Date: Mar 2003
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For the Record
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
My dog's boobs are real, and they're spectacular.
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Do you milk her?
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10-26-2007, 05:50 PM
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#2909
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Proud Holder-Post 200,000
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For the Record
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Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
My dog's boobs are real, and they're spectacular.
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my dog died ![Frown](http://www.lawtalkers.com/forums/images/smilies/frown.gif) even as he aged he didn't get the equivalent of man boobs. that might be because cancer was eating him up.
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10-26-2007, 05:50 PM
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#2910
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Join Date: Apr 2003
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For the Record
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Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Do you milk her?
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Nope he uses a Medela Pump in Style.
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