It's all about me

[Tyrone Slothrop]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
I'm glad you don't either. I was just wondering if Helsinki syndrome was anything like Stockholm syndrome.

That, too.

eta: Which is to say, oops, I was thinking of Stockholm. Helsinki Syndrome has to do with excessive identification with your cell phone.

Copenhagen Syndrome involves a craving for butter cookies.

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
I think her post speaks, quite clearly, for itself. No translation required.

TM

I wasnt gonna include the part about where you get off the Sequels Sleighride at Sidd Finch land and take the connection into Slave's world bc the love of the law just doesnt take. But your jericurled pubes make me sad. and itchy.

[Oliver_Wendell_Ramone]

Originally posted by greatwhitenorthchick
Copenhagen syndrome? what is that?

Primary symptoms are a ring-shaped marking of the back pocket, frequent spitting, and, in many cases, gum cancer.

[Hank Chinaski]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
We wouldn't want them to burn up in the wreckage because they couldn't get past the prole-gate would we?

The purpose of the screen is to make the proles think something exotic is going. That way, they might pony up next time. On most domestic flights the only difference (other than room) in 1st class is free drinks, plus you can get extra pretzels. If they knew that, no one would be clammering for special status.

And don't worry about Bob in the crash. 1st class is the killing zone. We die sooner, and in higher percentages.

[taxwonk]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive


Fuck it... There are however hard and fast rules for me in other areas.

And don't ask if you're hurting her.

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
1st class is the killing zone. We die sooner, and in higher percentages.

So when's your next flight?

[notcasesensitive]

Originally posted by Hank Chinaski
The purpose of the screen is to make the proles think something exotic is going. That way, they might pony up next time. On most domestic flights the only difference (other than room) in 1st class is free drinks, plus you can get extra pretzels. If they knew that, no one would be clammering for special status.

And don't worry about Bob in the crash. 1st class is the killing zone. We die sooner, and in higher percentages.

not a screen. a gate. they can see up there, but they aren't allowed to wander in because that might interrupt our viewing of Serving Sara and scrumptous chicken-in-mystery-sauce dinner.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
You sholud be lucky you have this board. You can see the progresion of your life as it flashes before your eyes. And you can see the alternative route.

First, if you go the Sequels route, you are Sebby. Guy with is living in his party past while his wife locks his balls down in his Philly future with her plastic surgery cravings. Your balls hang lower while her face grows tighter and her tits firmer. But so long as that ass stays tight, Sebby is safely on his way to

Sidd Finch land. This is where Mrs. Sebby pops out a kid, and Sebby really starts to love the law. The thrill of ranting in the courtroom full of handpicked captives who will believe that he is mainly correct about mostly everything. He learns to love the built in audeince forced to hear the rants as they sit transfixed while dreaming about cheese steaks. In the meantime, he realizes he will never fuck anyone else again and really hones his act on the Mrs in an effort to become the nest GreatFuck. These are the glory days, Coltrane, your late thirties. THey seem far away, but they are not. Relish them because before you know it you are

Bilmore. Reality tv discussions make you bitter that people are wasting their lives and arent kayaking. Lilfe is short as Bilmore knows. Why waste it watching tv? Soon the kids are gone and you are . . . . What happened to him anyway? Is he still with us? Bilmore?

But before you get to depressed about taking the Sequels sleighride, consider the other option

First you are Slave. You didnt get married, and your best companions are the bottle and the mirror. You practice shaving your pubes into dollar signs, but its too hard, so you just shave the whole thing off. WHich feels good, so why not the whole body? It takes an hour every mornig, but so what, your body is all you have if you are in thee Slave Stage. Getting laid is how youare validated. And you gotta go to the gym, a lot, to maintain the physique that must be maintained for the hairless. Or is it the other way around?

But the Slave way is exhausting and soon you are into your next phase, The Less phase. This is basically the same as the slave phase, but its more bottle, and less mirror, unless of course there are coke lines on the mirror. The goal is the same, to get laid. ANd its getting harder to do so. Where did everyone go? Should you get botox also? How big is that porn collection? And why is your only skill saving up your splooge so it shoots really far on your biannual sex sessions? As you can tell from the board, there is no phase after the Less phase. This is you until you die.


Really, its not much better than ABC's reality show Last Best Chance. Hats off to you. Just dont shit in Atticus's bed unless you have a nice set of clean sheets.

Brava. That's fucking funny.

I'll be living in Italy by the time I'm Sidd (please god?).

[Not Bob]

Originally posted by notcasesensitive
... because the lady at the ticket counter thought Not Bob was sorta cute.

Indeed. I'm sort of a Sebby, but with distinguished grey highlights at my temples.

[Shape Shifter]

Originally posted by Oliver_Wendell_Ramone
Primary symptoms are a ring-shaped marking of the back pocket, frequent spitting, and, in many cases, gum cancer.

Helpful tips here. The great Robert Earl Kean, Jr. once noted that he'd used Copenhagen for 20 years and never had a problem with worms or long relationships.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by Shape Shifter
Helpful tips here. The great Robert Earl Kean, Jr. once noted that he'd used Copenhagen for 20 years and never had a problem with worms or long relationships.

What a wad of flavor!

[ThurgreedMarshall]

Originally posted by paigowprincess
I wasnt gonna include the part about where you get off the Sequels Sleighride at Sidd Finch land and take the connection into Slave's world bc the love of the law just doesnt take. But your jericurled pubes make me sad. and itchy.

It was actually a compliment, you freak.

Besides, jheri-curled pubes are out. Mine are flat-top.

TM

[Replaced_Texan]

Originally posted by Did you just call me Coltrane?
What a wad of flavor!

Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck. Bad memories from high school. It seemed that half the guys decided to start dipping somewhere around 11th grade. Why they'd want to make themselves less kissable at that age bewilders me.

[Did you just call me Coltrane?]

Originally posted by ThurgreedMarshall
It was actually a compliment, you freak.

Besides, jheri-curled pubes are out. Mine are flat-top.

TM

House Party at Thurgreed's!

[NotFromHere]

Originally posted by Replaced_Texan
Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck. Bad memories from high school. It seemed that half the guys decided to start dipping somewhere around 11th grade. Why they'd want to make themselves less kissable at that age bewilders me.

In college, I worked with a guy that chewed. Occasionally he would spit into the wrong Coke can. We were very cautious before we drank anything after 1 guy took a big swig of Coke and had to run to the bathroom to hurl.